You are offered $1,000,000,000,000 (That's 1 Trillion) and immunity from the law (within reason) for 2 years.
After that you are required to an hero using any method you want.
Would /b/ do it? If so, how kill?
within reason. is that opting out pedophilia? if so, can i just throw money in a general direction to pay off the legal side? if so, deal. death by anesthesia while i'm asleep with all my loli slaves
Two years goes by super fast. Every single day you'd be obsessing on that countdown. You wouldn't enjoy the money. The only reason to consider it would be for philanthropic purposes, so only a heroic person woul do this. And /b/ has no heroes. Except for this guy >>614172931
1 trillion in 2 years
That means you have to spend around 1.369.863.013 dollar a day.
Good luck trying to spend 1.3 bil a day.
You're more likely to die from depression or a drug overdose in those 2 years.
I reckon I'd do it. I'd distribute the money among family, fuck a few porn stars, offer random hot women on the street exorbitant sums of money to sleep with me, I'd pay celebrities to let me shit on them and film it in secret, then I'd buy some land with a forest on it, build a cosy house in it with a couple of dogs, run a fibre-optic internet connection to it, and play vidya and organize lan parties for the rest of my shitty little life.
I'd then kill myself by hanging, I'd find a really high place with plenty of traffic, get a long, strong rope so my corpse gets a good swing, I'd strip naked and probably write some bullshit on myself for the lulz too
>What is the short system
>What is the long system
"Long scale: Every new term greater than million is one million times larger than the previous term. Thus, billion means a million millions (1012), trillion means a million billions (1018), and so on.
Short scale: Every new term greater than million is one thousand times larger than the previous term. Thus, billion means a thousand millions (109), trillion means a thousand billions (1012), and so on."
within limit. i figured raping children was outside those limits. i figured raping five children a day would be pretty pricey with paying off parents, law and everyone else who might be butt hurt.
lol. i said butt hurt when really the loli will be butt hurt.
I would immediately have a kid. I would then plan out a life-long treasure hunt for him or her.
Prizes would include things like $1000 for every grade above an A when they're younger, then things like $3000 for every country they visits and $100 for every day they're within a normal BMI range. Somewhat modest amounts that slowly increase. With bonuses like $1,000,000 if you visit every country in the world, or $3,000,000 if you graduate from college. All expenses would be paid. They would get a free ride to school, where ever they please. I would arrange for a crew of staff to take care of them and ensure the money reaches them. They would never know how much money was left over.
I would also entrust someone to modify / add rules as they see fit. I won't be around to know what kind of technology will be available or what interests my kid will have. They might want to play hockey or be a ballerina for all I know. In these cases the money will go towards their hobbies.
If they choose a life of laziness they will get only enough to get by. But if they live life to its fullest they'll be rich. There would be prizes for the first time they go skydiving, take a rollercoaster, do a backflip into a pool etc.
Probably worth it considering how much time you'd have for fun during those two years when you don't have to do school/work anymore. Also, these are some of your best years anyway, once you get old, life sucks more.
Of course, you'd be kinda obligated to do something good with all that money. Like fight for social improvement.
There are two kids who were left a billion dollars but the don't get a cent until like 2021. Some bank right now is busy stealing every cent that that can from that account. They won't even show the kids' legal guardian how much is in it. She has no legal authority (they claim) and no money to sue them.
would make the deal and fuck pic related everyday for the next 2 years then die fucking her
I would buy my own lab higher a bunch of scientists somewhere in a desert where i would then start developing a way to travel to other solar systems in a reasonable time and then i would proceed to get off this fucking planet of corrupt capitalism filled with greedy people who think of nothing but money and don't care about other people in the least bit.
>After that you are required to an hero using any method you want.
>with 1 trillion
You'd have a hard time spending more than 100 billion without literally buying a fleet of A380s, 787s, your own national airport, and like 5 islands along with all of the cars and mansions you wanted.
I wouldn't an hero. Jews don't follow contracts and with that money nor would I. Call the fucking cops, for $250 billion tops I could have the entirety of Spetsnaz as my personal body guards not to mention a massive Army, Navy, and Air Force stocked with SU-35s, T-50s, Kirovs, and all sorts of shit to wreck anyone that tried to "follow up" with with the 'deal'.
Your kid would hate you for being an egotistical prick from beyond the grave. If they amounted to any thing they'd resent you their whole lives for being forced to constantly live in your mysterious shadow. Except the one who cuts all ties with the family and refuses anything to do with your legacy.
In any case you are a prick. A dead overbearing prick.
Shit I forgot about immunity from the law.
Yeah I'd definitely just fund a private military and rape DC and New York assuming it's the US that funded the party. With that much money you could fuck anyone you want and with the lawlessness rape the rest.
Definitely just rape and pillage. Free graphene supercomputers for everyone once the Jews are gone. IBM's building in NYC would be the only one left standing.
i would buy out all the radio active material in the world and drop "A bombs" in every major city (50 "A bombs in the US, one for every state). i would probably be dead from radiation poisoning by the time i get to 2 years.
>set up trust for kid
>set up trust for gf
>pay off my Dad's dept
>offer him $100,0000 to divorce my mom
>party my face off and travel the world
>bang tons of Hotties
>After 2 years, kill myself
>most likely poison
>Why do you all have to be so fucking autistic?
Why? You've already said to be lawless for the two years.
>Just play along to the rules..
Call the fucking cops. Russia charges the US like $30 Million per astronaut to ride a Soyuz, worst case after 999 Billion is spent raping and pillaging I could just hijacks the ISS.
You're the fucking faggot.
Well Asian, you don't have to choose from another race. However why limit yourself? Go for what you like though. Somebody's gotta fuck them. I still don't get Lennon and that Zuckerberg kid. Millions and Billions, respectively and 1) they settle down with one woman 2) the woman is Asian
That shits bananas
>youre also a faggot, you have to an hero, no way around it, stop being an aspie fuck
No I don't. Come get me pig.
Easy peasy all close friends and relatives become billionaires donate est to charities after paying a teriminally ill individual for a sky diving knife fight to the death
Id be dead by the weekend fuck two years.
>finance massive racial purges around the globe
>in two years, nig nogs and sand nig nogs are nearly extinct
>boost project to build a viable settlement on mars (won't get nearly there in two years, but groundwork is set)
>encourage old-school education, with fair but tough teachers, rekindling definitions of decency, hard work, education and self-improvement
>bring back good style in clothing, speech and behaviour
>feminism obliterated in a wave of properly educated, clever and self-confident men and women
>sodomy is a criminal offense again
>corporations are reshuffled, split up and broken down so that instead of managers and soulless bookkeepers smaller, better companies are run again by engineers, doctors and passionates
>we have good and beautiful cars again which don't broke down in a few years to meet P/E ratio target
>good things, including computers, appear on the market as soon as they are invented instead of when old stocks of over-produced garbage is sold out
>pharmaceutical companies #rekt as well, cures for most malaises are produced and are available on a market now, putting focus on longevity and improvement of quality of life, among those vat-grown limbs
>financial system reduced and simplified so you can't do anything more complicated than forward swaps and hedging contracts
>go down in a blaze of glory, leading personal assault on one of the last bastions of nig nogs or during purging Sweden (which will be later known as War of Cucks)
>have myself shot by my most trusted lieutenant
>people around the world go into frenzy over my loss, vigorously extinguishing last vestiges of the old rot
>the wheel of progress is put now in motion and will continue under its own momentum
>my trusted lieutenant is put in charge and oversee completion of my plan, driven by guilt he strives to do it to the best of his abilities
>mankind reaches for the stars
>colonises Proxima Centauri in a few centuries
>mfw I will be remembered forever by Humanity
You know what I don't like about Asian chicks? Their fucking rude ass attitudes. I'm white but I grew up in Seoul and Taegu Korea. I know a little about this topic. Asian guys are fairly chill. The women are cunts. I prefer Latinas.
nigga fuck yea id take that offer
fuck 2 years dude im 20 now instead of finishing college and looking out for a shit job with shittier pay and eventually contemplate suicide, why not spend those 2 years living like no tomorrow (literally)?
one dude said 1.3bil per day. if you have that much money to spend, you can spend a fuck ton, 1.3bil is yes a lot of money but its not impossible to spend it...
a yacht and a belair estate every day and some cars or save up for a month and buy a fucking country or the top 5 most expensive monaco properties...
so yea id take the deal, and then anhero with nitrogen asphyxiation
Implying that even matters, and isn't subjective as fuck
Which definition of sodomy?
>cars, and other products in general, break down because there are too many people, those people need jobs, hey presto, let's make our shit out of crisps and liquid shit so we can maintain it for a hefty fee and keep selling new ones. Although you did kill all the nigras
Otherwise nice one
>Implying that even matters, and isn't subjective as fuck
Oh, it does, and it isn't.
Style is contemporary.
I would issue short term bonds to investors at a premium rate, I'm going to die in 2 years so I won't need to pay them back and they'll see that I have a trillion dollars so they'll be reassured they'll get back their investment. Once I've attracted a number of investors I would then purchase as many shares as I could in certain industries. I would flood the demand for said industries which would increase the supply. I would hold onto these investments until I've made a profit and then sell them all at once .
The next thing I would do would be purchasing as many homes as possible with my money. I would hire the best negotiations firm to negotiate with owners and banks to get the homes for the lowest price possible. Then I would sell to the Chinese for
Mfw when I would have ruined america economy and sold the majority of homes to the Chinese. Millions would he homeless.
Whatever money I have remaining I would invest in the education in my home country. I would try and work out a program where university or college is free for any student with a 75% GPA.
Okay contemporary is a better word, deciding which style is "good" is still an arbitrary decision. For example, I thoroughly enjoy the skimpy way chicks dress these days, but I'm sick of sagging pants on niggers and wannabes for instance.
I think I saw something like that in an anime once.
Only in the sense that "old age" isn't what you would find on any death certificate. My grandfather died of "old age" but the coroner's report had a long list of medical terminology basically saying heart failure preceded by yada yada. But for the purposes of this thought experiment, it could be
>enjoy the skimpy way chicks dress these days
you're half of the problem for following carnal plebeianism
another half is females not respecting themselves enough to dress well.
nothing personal against you, however, it's hard to blame anyone in our day and age.