Alright lets play a game.
You have been tasked with filling the holy chalice with the blood of a dragon.
You are in a field with a single tree next to a house.
7 decides what to do next
The chalice is now shoved firmly up your ass.
You shit in the chalice.
3 decides hat happens next
There just so happened to be a hungry dog nearby
You feed the shit filled chalice to it.
5 Decides what happens next
You kill the dog, put knives in it, and hide it in the tree. You then start waiting for the dragon.
2 decides what happens next.
Why has sir faggot been tasked with filling the holy chalice with the blood of a dragon anyway?
You enter the house.
There is an old man, and a chest.
9 decides what you do.
You stare intently at the old mans groin.
4 decides what happens next.
The old man lets you use his shower. He stares at you the whole time and makes you feel uncomfortable.
3 decides what happens next
The dragon finally appears.
8 decides what happens
You say to the dragon words of utmost importance.
0 decides what happens next
The dragon leans back, breathes in deeply, and says "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Dragons, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on a Dwarvish gold stash, and I have over 300 confirmed epic burns. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top trans-animal in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another ant. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Dragon Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo"
The dragon fucks your ass.
7 decides what happens next
You now have a magical number 7. You are still being fucked in the ass by a dragon.
1 decides what happens next
Hitler appears and offers dragon a job at auschwitz as auschwitz's chief jew incinerator
New content but it lacked dragons fucking cars. Faggot.
The old man is now here.
5 decides what happens next.
You now have some really nice quads.
6 decides what happens next.
Good job on this thread, /b/.
You combine the quads and the 7 to make the fabled quad 7s. You have turned into a super saiyan.
DUBZ decides what happens.
I check these dubs and use the super 7s to turn the old man into a quadcopter and make that fucker fly around the dragon yelling "wew lad" as a distraction