My girlfriend says she fantasizes about being raped by huge bear like men and it fucking infuriates me. For one I'm 6 foot and a little on the skinny side. It makes me feel insecure. What should I do /b/
Break up with her before she cucks you.
You've been warned.
There's still time.
And make sure it mauls her good, real good. Like facial disfigurement using it's fucking claws good. And it's ok if it eats her a little too.
Ich have never seen a bear fucking a gril.
request rule 34
I see your dilemma sir. Here's my advice. Go find a big, burly, hairy guy. Have said guy fuck the shit out of you. No mercy style. Make sure he rips you good. Take what you've learned and fuck your gf. She's got to be talking about your technique.
>watch the VICE report on strongmen
>begin eating loads of fresh spinach, steak, and chicken and fish
>begin lifting industrial sized chunks of stone, concrete, steel beams, tractor tires, and jankey home made steel pipe shoulder rigs to lift multiple stacks of 45 lb lifting plates
- Are you into rape roleplay?
- Oh, kinky, you've already started ...
>rape her shitter
> make bear noises while cumming inside her
>clean cock with her hair
>tell her if she wants more she only has to ask
Listen to Anon here OP
If she has no regards saying this straigh to your face, it means she views you so meagerly she will have no squabbles lying and cuckolding you 4 the rest of your lyfe.
it sounds pretty clear that the solution to your problem is to hit the gym and rape your girlfriend
can get anorexic feel, and not everyone can pull it off, but I do like it on some girls. I am a big man, not hairy but bear-ish size and its an amazing feel to have your way with a girl that is much smaller than you, rather sadistic probably but some girls get wet as hell from being treated rough by a man twice her size. I can get a bit sadistic though so I must contain myself
I've had trouble gaining weight my entire life. I'm 21 and only 143 pounds. I want to gain weight and bulk up but its harder than it sounds. And she says she still loves me but thats just her fantasy and she cant help that
Eat a minimum of three times a day and eat until you are actually full. Add in some popcorn, peanuts or even peanut butter/nutella between meals.
Lifting should help you work up an appetite.
Do this routinely for at least a month.
If you still don't gain any weight whatsoever, you're allowed to complain.
also, eat before you go to sleep. this is usually not recommended for regular people because it makes you fat. but for people trying to bulk up and are naturally skinny this is absolutely crucial to maintain the calories you are putting in your body
Drink gainer with your breakfast and between meals. It's for pussies who can't eat real food, but at least it'll put some calories in you.
Literally every faggot who keeps whining about "not gaining enough weight" eat like once or twice a day and barely get enough calories to match their pathetic, motionless lifestyle.
>"Hurr durr, I'm 19/20/21/22 and I can't gain weight."
>"Do you lift?"
>"Do you eat enough?"
>OP is jealous that his "girlfriend" stole his idea and now doesn't know how to approach the subject that he is the one who wants his ass pounded by a real man.
>Why not find someone like that who you'd both be able to blow, together? It's what you really want, anyway.
Eat lots of pasta and meats, start training, I went from 49kg to 60kg (101lbs to 132lbs) in around a year, if you drink weight gainers and such you'll put it on faster but probaly have a higher bf% at the end of it, which can be worked off
wisest words in this thread. OP, you need to wage war with her, start pointing at girls that are hotter than her and name some feature in those women you like (obviously features your girlfriend doesn't have)
holy fuck calm down, its just a fantasy. both of you will have dozens of sexual fantasies in your lifetime, which obviously cant all be fullfilled by one partner. dealing with it deepens your relationship, panicking like hell just shows immaturity
also, roleplays help. imagine you tell your gf how much you like loli. now whats hotter, she playing loli for you or she bragging about your fantasies on anonymous imageboards
I would do that but literally everything about her is perfect to me.. I could say I love fat girls but that would just be weird.. I guess i could go with the race thing and say I love black or asian women..
You'll never be alpha.
Just take your frustrations out on society like the rest of us.
I think you need to man the fuck up and learn that your partner is going to have sexual fantasies which cannot be filled by you alone, they're only human and I bet you have fantasies on the same lines. And that's perfectly ok. It's a natural thing to do and it's also an amazing opportunity to explore your own kinks and fantasies further. Never be afraid to try anything once and don't give a shit what others think.
Get her in a conversation about sexual fantasies.
Tell her that your hugest fantasy is having sex with 2 busty blond girls or any girl type that she isn't.
Tell her that both of them do that thing that she would never do in bed (but that isn't retarded)
This is extra efficient if you manage to pretty much describe one of her rivals or not-so-friends (who are females)
Bring this up from time to time in different ways, but never going all out after the first time you told her unless you are again talking about sexual fantasies.
>not knowing how girls think
Your insecure robotism is showing, anon.
A smart man doesn't go for straight confrontation for the sake of confrontation, he uses the tools he has to make the most profit of the situation and manipulate the outcomes.
hahaha like wtf just leave her she's fucked in the head and she'll cheat hahaha wtf just leave hahaha
>A smart man doesn't go for straight confrontation for the sake of confrontation
A smart man doen't go on "confrontation" because his lady's fantasies..
Alpha is about being secure. Girl already have pussies, they dont want a pussy as boyfriend.
I don't think you understand what this words mean..
I just think you guys are fucking insecure.
>ugh. Look what that massive man did to me op
Well, who is the bear man for a little daddy's girl?
Try picturing her at 4 years old, and his far taller, stronger and bigger daddy who loves her and protect her.
Search about the Elektra complex if you want to look more into it.
Fetiches have their own simbolic structure op. Its not random she wants that.
Help me give you a more detailed answer.
How is she?