Celebs that make your dick all hard
The things I would do to Kstew.
I dont care if shes lezbo
just hearing her name makes my cock shiver
Goddamn motherfuckin perfection. If I could enter that pic and never age and fuck her art every urge....fuck.
Just imagine the nasty fucking smell. /b/ knows that ugly bitch is a skank who doesn't shower
For some reason get face has always reminded me of a ventriloquist's dummy. Lifeless.
Still would fuck
I know that feel. She's got such tiny feet, they'd work wonders.
Dis bitch done gone and made mah dick all swole. Emmanuelle Chriqui or some shit, can never spell her damn name. Loved her cute ass in 100 Girls.
TMW you take photo with fan and fan is hotter...
dirty dan schneider does love his feet...
>I nearly died when I saw the shoot! Just wished she went all the way!
She pretty much is chubby perfection, now I'm sorely disappointed in my GF who is on the other side of chubby....past appealing. Anybody know how to guilt a girl into losing 30 pounds?
>Even though Groucho Marx was 78 years old and well past his Marx Bros. prime, Otto Preminger browbeat Groucho into wearing his old greasepaint-mustache get-up for the movie. He also berated Groucho on the set, causing his co-star Jackie Gleason to physically threaten Preminger to never try the same bullying behavior with him.
>Leave lots of reminders that she is fat, but not too obvious.
>Eg. Fitness magazines, and get her clothing that is too small for her.
I've already done that, I'm getting /fit/ myself hoping to scare her, because any woman knows when a man is getting /fit/ he's ready to dump her.
She just eats like a fucking pig, but always behind my back. I'm about to fucking dump her anyway if my other romantic prospect every pans out.
Ever since I started tweaking my nips while jerking, I've had stronger loads.
dont get why people find her attractive, she looks like some average mexican chick thats in the 10th grade and dates a guy named jose who wears cargo shorts, plays soccer, and vapes
I don't think you've seen too many mexican chicks. I dated a mexican chick a couple of days ago and you couldn't be more off base
This is what a typical mexican woman looks like, selena gomez does not look all that mexican.
Probably, but most celebrities who provide decent fap material wouldn't elicit such attraction if they weren't famous. Also even if she wasn't famous you still couldn't get someone finer than she is so it's whatever.
Completely average. Run of the mil if that's your preferred way of saying it. Selena doesn't look different AT ALL. Nope. Not one bit
whatever dude, I would plow that enchilada pussy even if she worked at a taco truck.
So you can't fathom the idea of someone being attracted to an average looking chick. If you were fucking 8's and above (which 'm pretty fucking sure you aren't) I would understand but there's nothing wrong with average.
I have wanted Anne for a very very long time. Think god for love and other drugs.
i mean id still illegally cross into her taco with my dick but thats because id fuck anyone who isnt ugly, which she definitely isnt, but there are alot of people that are much more attractive than her
I live in san diego, we have more mexicans here, and this is what we consider an average 'hot" mexican girl. Even among mexicans selena is top tier. stop being a racist dickhead. you're obviously so white and inbred you can't see straight.
not even close
i know at least 20 mexican chicks more attractive than her
but i guess these are the same people who find maisie williams attractive so ill give you some good boy points
You probably would to. Stop acting as if you're above fucking average you pompous cunt.
>id peg her as a high 6, or a strong 7 on a good day, at least she has a decent body to make up for it
>shes in the level where you would fuck her but would never wife
You're insane. She's uber rich and only in her 20's. I'd marry her if she was 300 pounds knowing what she has in her bank account. hell, she's mexican she will be 300 pounds eventually anyway
imagine those lips around your dick, yes life would be good
So you acknowledge she is pretty enough, for a 7ish, but you wouldn't marry a 7? Do you consider yourself an 7+?
You plan on living alone forever or something???? Might want to lower your standards a little. Or not... Nothing wrong with being single.
I'll be waiting in the next thread for your "hotter than selena gomez pics"... you're all talk and full of shit, just like that other anon said, you're just baiting and being edgy.
because no one really cares about anyone's opinion, especially when someone just goes "I don't like this" as if we're supposed to bend to your will. what did you think would happen?