is the average age of 4chan increasing? i'm getting close to 30
fuck that i used to be 40, divorced, and broke.
then i found /b/ and my life turned completely around.
-got myself a cocaine addiction
-got myself a crackwhore girlfriend/money earner
-started listening to justin bieber
i am now a 17 year old with a number of STDs
The church of scientology waged a war against a part of usenet and won. They waged a war against anonymous and lost. It was all pretty stupid.
No, no stories. My entire browsing activity, from usenet to 4chan, has consisted of furiously masturbating to gay scat porn. I usually split my time between jacking off to this stuff and volunteering at an organization that helps underprivileged kids.
Legitimately 15 and pretty unhappy with the discrimination of pics for my female loving 15 year old needs.
>Dis gurl I done liek don't kiel me
>my gurlfrund of 3 months broke ups with me and I can't function
This place is so newb I feel pedo hanging out here.
>29 days from now I will be 40
Fuck anyone who h8s
I was here when you shit green
I don't care what you think, so save it
You didn't miss much.
I've been here since 2007, now I'm 24 years old feeling old as shit.
--From a shit country
it only gets worse.
and you're not getting any younger.
Are you spited by an ex gf? Realize that she is replaceable. Just get over it and get out there and have some fun, Your youth will fade FAST
it's all bullshit but you're on a timeclock, so get the bullshit done
>mfw one of you fuckers has actually heard of usenet
one thing /b/ would have been all over, back in the usenet days, was when a high powered political consultant for conservative republicans was advertising for someone to fuck his wife at the Republican National Convention in San Diego back in 1996. Confirmed true.
Pic related....it's Roger Stone's wife.
I do not have sentimental problems with ex girlfriend anymore.
BTW this is a pic of my ex gf and me.
I hate/love this bitch.
My only problem right now is not to have any fucking money :(. I've never had a job anyway
Here is part of the usenet thread where Roger Stone was trying to find BBC to fuck his wife.
Don't worry, nobody doxx'd here 1) completely public 2) 19 years old 3) the domains don't even exist any more
Article 8 of 34
Subject: Re: BUSTY BABE SEEKS HUNG MEN-2-3 OR MORE- SAN DIEGO
From: Bud Fox <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: BebeDD <email@example.com>
> HOT bABE WILL VISIT san diego ALL OF aUGUST - NEEDS hung GUYS FOR
> HARDCORE FUCKING.
> wILL MEET 2-3-4 OR MORE GUYS IF CLEAN, FIT, HUNG
> See my PHOTO at http://www.cris.com/~bebedd
> Respond with photo if real and interested.
Allright Miss DD!
I'm booking my tickets as we speak!! Let me know what days are good for
you, I can always re-arrange my travel plans.
I love your handle AND your hooters!
>pic related: Roger Stone's wife's pic they posted to find BBC to fuck her at the Republican Convention in 1996
BTW, he was a Donald Trump advisor until just recently.
He says he quit. Trump says he fired him.
The StonesтАЩ website invited visitors who were interested in group sex to respond to тАЬBebeDDтАЭ тАУ NikkiтАЩs computer тАЬscreen nameтАЭ тАУ at a post office box in Washington, D.C.
The website was placed in operation last March and has been accessed thousands of times, our investigation reveals
In addition, numerous other postings were sent by BebeDD to an Internet message board called тАЬsex.swingers.тАЭ
One posting says тАЬSuper hot babe needs real menтАжin San Diego. Will be visiting with my husbandтАжand want men for 3-some action.тАЭ
Another reads: тАЬSuper hot babe with 40-24-36 body has a special weakness for in-shape guys in uniform Marines, Navy, Army, Coast Guard, all military.тАЭ
The postings also invite people to visit BebeDDтАЩs website to view her photo.
That same photo turns up in тАЬSouth Florida Direct Contact Swingers,тАЭ an adult publication in South Florida, along with an ad that reads in part: тАЬHot, former model seeks exceptional, in shape, muscularтАжstuds for threesomes with herself and attractive body builder husband.тАЭ
And one couple took them up on their offer. тАЬMy girlfriend and I met with Roger and Nikki Stone after responding to their ad in a swingersтАЩ magazine,тАЭ a swinger disclosed.
People had barely heard of the internet back then. It really was like a secret club, just being able to operate a computer and having network access.
Seriously man? You're willing to sacrifice your 19th birthday just to have a more comfortable Monday? 20 years down the road, will you cherish the memory of a comfortable Monday or a fun 19th birthday more?
>usenet to 4chan?
>that's pretty fucking hilarious to be honest, got any stories?
Back when Marc Andresen and team released the first widespread web browser called Mosaic from a university in Illinois, there were virtually no websites at all. Major companies like Ford.com had "Under construction" pages only.
A computer group at the University of Delft in the netherlands had a project to decode and post EVERY SINGLE picture posted to usenet.
It was like /b/ in the old days. CP was rampant.
THe university had a webpage that just posted every single image without any censorship or anything.
>pic related to the old usenet days. One of the first pix to go viral. You still see it, or cropped or shooped versions every now and then, but this is over 20 years old. big hit on Usenet.
36 here. Usenet was a little before my time but I did run/use BBS's when I first got into computers. Had a 1200 baud modem jerking it to grainy ass .gifs that would take forever to download even a couple kb. Went out into the real world for most of my 20's then went to work at sea. Not much to do on ship off duty so I became /b/tard. It's a slippery slope but these "boipucci" fags in denial are just retarded...
yeah, I never dated after that broke up.
Now she's got a fucking cool job and a degree . While I'm unemployed and my parents are getting poor.
Shit. Sometimes I dont know what to do with my life.
Yeesh, what a newfag.
On the internet. No future. We cyber-punk now.
It's a hard path.
>Youngfags I'm hitting 35
New owner. New porn board. Janny apps open for a few more minutes. Hard trolling to stir up the newfags against whatever. All kind of lame and self-sucking.
Usenet was fun. I used to set my client to download everything while I was away at work. Then you needed a picture viewer to see what you got. alt.binaries.pictures was the shit back in the day.
I'm not sure what you expect from us. All we can really do is conjure porn.
36, too old for this shit.
>remember, you're here forever
Remember .gl files for shitty video, .mod for music. And all the different damn compression that was out there. You needed to search for players and decompression almost harder than content.
Yeesh, newfags don't even watch anime, do they?
Quite the opposite, I've noticed many older members have left and newer members have come in troves; the more famous 4chan becomes, the more people there will be who wish to use it.
I'd say the majority is below 25 now.
It's not so much that the younger members are stupid, it's just disheartening to see some of the older customs and traditions fade and give birth to new ones.
4chan as a whole may be getting older. But /b/ is definitely getting younger. I constantly see underageb& posting their age not even aware that the site is 18 and up. And people respond to them like normal.
Newfags don't even lurk anymore, they get here and start posting on day one. I'd bet the average age of /b/ is around 15
19 here but I was here underaged since 09' I'd say the age is decreasing, just because it seems everyone here acts younger than me. but maybe It's because you faggots are sperglords.
Life has no meaning, you're born, you die.
In between that is whatever you want to make of it. I live my life the way I see fit. You live yours the way you see fit.
Take away all aspects of life that do not pertain to the most basic human needs and you'll see how irrelevant it all is.
You're on a rotating mass that travels around more rotating masses that is also cruising through a vast emptiness sitting in an even bigger empty plane.
You don't get people like me?
I get me.
>see how retarded everything is
I feel like this is just you guys being pretentious. Everything isn't "retarded". There are literally an infinite number of possibilities out there waiting for you to grasp, I highly doubt all of them are "retarded". I feel like if you stopped being pretentious and thinking everything is below you, you'd get a lot more out of life.
> how stuff works
Really? You're really telling me you've seen how the entire world works and you think it's retarded? I have a hunch that you just dipped your toe into the workings of the world, didn't like what you immediately saw and then immediately deemed it all retarded and below you.