Earliest sexual expirience you can remember in greentext
> be 8-9
> brother/sister move in next door
> he my age, sister, a year or two younger
> they like to "play"
> we become friends and dry hump (with clothes) his sister in different positions
> one day we agree that I will put my penis in her
> this is happening in the halls of a building
> there is sofa on one of the halls in the corner
> her brother is keeping eye that nobody comes
> She get on sofa on her knees and takes down her shorts
> I go behind her and take down my shorts
> I just bearly touch her ass with my penis and move it around a bit before I chicken out
> we get dressed and nothing more happens
> we still keep dry humping her until I move away few months later
>be me, 9 y/o girl
>friends with two girls, Fayth, and Courtney
>they run off together about once a day to use the restroom
>wtf why do you guys always have to pee together
>Fayth giggles, asks me to come with
>she pushes me up against a wall in the stall and pushes her leg up between my legs
>"Doesn't it feel good, anon?"
>"Y-yes kind of"
>Courtney does it to me too
>we take turns doing this to each other for a year or so, then stop talking to each other
>browsing /b/, hungry as a fucking mother fucker
>decide to go calm the storm
>make a peanut butter sandwich and take it back to my room
>open up an ass thread on computer
>look at my sandwich
>decide 'fuck it'
>stick my dick in the peanut butter
>9 inch cock surrounded with peanut butter, but dont care
>at point in which i lay my head back from the flood of pleasure
>hear a bark and the shuffling of footsteps behind me
>my dog comes in, i take off the peanut butter sandwich
>turn around to see what the fuck it wants
>dog goes straight for my crotch
>before i know it, my dog is licking my dick
>holy fucking shit what the hell
>would stop her but it feels fucking amazing
>dog going crazy with his tongue, licking about everything off
>i cum in almost an instant, cum going straight onto my shirt
Exactly my point thank you. This guy gets it
>5 years ago
>After school club shit
>Hang out with 10 year old called Roisin
>Make a fort out of tarps and gymnasium equipment
>"Hey anon can I suck your willy" (because British)
>She goes for it
>Nut in her mouth
>She swallows, wtf
>Met up with her a few weeks back
i have one that i dont think anyone is going to believe but ill post it anyway.
>live in neighborhood with 10+other boys my age
>get into the most retarded shenanigans you could ever possibly imagine
>all of playing truth or dare
>i dare you to show us your weiner
>everyone exams weiners
>One neighbor, M dares other neighbor T to suck his dick
>T says ok and sucks dick in front of everyone
>M makes a weird face, says it feels really good and then proceeds to piss in T's mouth.
shit was fuckin weird
Fuck off anon. Geez, it's like seeing a neckbeard post before my eyes. The OP asked for sexual experiences. Sex is relevant to the topic. The femanon being a woman was relevant to the story. Now stop being a newfag. Saying TITS OR GTFO is for attention whores and when gender/sex isn't relevant. It's like you just spout bullshit you saw other anons write you fucking parrot.
Say to childhood friend girl, let me touch ur private parts if I let you touch mine. continue doing this everytime we meet, finally lets me touch her butt. yep. 6 yr old boss.
>7 or 8.
>Neighbor has her niece and nephew over. >Nephew is my age.
>She asks if I want to come over and swim.
>She doesnt have a pool so im confused.
>Mom answers for me "he'd love to"
>Its a kiddie pool, small even for 2 8yos and a 6yo
>We kinda just sit in it like a bathtub
>idr why, but 6yo stands up and drops her bottoms
>first time seeing a vagina
>It was wrinkly from being in the water, looked like balls
>mfw I thought girls had balls but no penis until I saw my cousins a few years later
OP asks for sexual experiences then neckbeard pretends to be a girl. That's a fantasy no experience. Easy before you white knight up back to reddit faggot
>be me at 7 years old
>sleepover with neighbor's kids
>girl same age as me sleeps next to me
>fondle the girl's chest and play with nipples
>girls just smiles at me and kiss my lips
>suck on little girl titties
>didn't know how to fuck
>just kissed and caressed each other for a few while everyone sleeps
>make out with her occasionally
>6 years later we make fuck
>that is all
>Have 10 yo and 8yo cousins. Both female
>Uncle owns electric company, is loaded
>Decides to build 1.5mil log cabin
>Whole family is construction/plumbers/electricians
>Becomes a family ordeal to work on the house, thus I spend a lot of time with cousins
>About 2/3rds done with house, frame is done, drywall is hung
>The girls finally know what rooms are theirs
>Exploring 10yos bedroom, 8yo is in hers
>Out of the blue "Can I see your weiner?"
>uhh.. sure. Lets go in the closet.
>Closet has door, but no light yet
>Leave door cracked so we can see.
>Show her mine, ask to see hers
>Most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
>She asks to see mine again, oblige.
>Look through crack in door, see 8yo who also sees my dick
>Once she knows she's been spotted she runs to her mom and tells on us
Didn't even deny it. Kinda wish I did. No ragrets
>be 4 or 5
>in pre-school or kinder
>boy around same age or a couple years older leads me to the front of the shed by the sandbox
>pulls down my tights and panties
>pulls up the skirt of my dress
>presses his jean-clad crotch against mine for about 2 seconds
>my tights and panties are still around my ankles and I have to pull them up
>mfw this is basically how all my sexual encounters end in my life
Only 12 years to go
Also nice dubs
> like 6-7 y/o
> A girl, a boy and me. All of the same age except for the girl, she was like 5
> The boy "discovered" his anus and show to us.
> I inserted my finger and others things there
> He liked it
> The girl showd us her vagina and anus.
> I inserted things there too
> She liked it more.
Main reason I like CP
>if i had to guess i would be around 8
>had little sister, around 5-6
>playing some game in her room
>don't remember what happened, but eventually i found my sister sitting on my head
>sister too young to understand reverse psychology
>"Oh boy, that would just be the WORST if someone sat on my face right now."
>it fucking worked
>decide to take it one step further
>"You know what would be even WORSE? If someone took off their undies AND THEN sat on my face"
>once again it worked
>never got too crazy, deepest i got was smelling that perfect asshole
>still remember smell to this day
> be 9-10
> me and my cousin (12, female ofc) just wanted to experiment
> we literally had sex, too bad i had my foreskin on
> anyway that felt really good
> mfw there is no time machine
>Be 5 or 6
>play "doctor" with neighbor girl on a fairly regular basis since we played together often
>use random things as healing devices
>toss juggling balls at her vagina and whisper "cured" every time one lands
>Don't even remember if we ever actually touched each other, just smacked each other's genitals with objects
Man, being a kid was fucking weird.
>Be 4 years old
>think wresting is the best thing ever
>had all the n64 games
>WCW, WWF, NWO you name it
>have family over
>2nd cousin and her little brother or some shit
>can't remember his name anymore, finally repressed most of the details
>the older female cousin is in her early 20's. Her name is Crystal.
>Crystal brought her boyfriend
>mom is letting all of them stay over for a week so we can all go to the beach
>the night they arrived
>mom makes me sleep on the floor in my room with a blanket and pillow
>Crystal and her bf take my bed
>I just got that bed brand new
>was a twin size
>thought it was huge
>I wake up in the middle of the night
>something on my face and there's a noise that woke me up
>panties on my face
>they smell weird to me(strong as fuck)
>clothes all over the floor
>those fuckers are wrestling in my bed
>Crystals bf is winning. He's got her pinned but no one is counting
>jump into the bed to referee and land on top of the blanket
>Crystal and her boyfriend freak out
>I start slapping the bed and counting to three totally oblivious of the problem
>declare the BF the winner
>they push me off the bed and stop wrestling. Tell me not to tell anyone.
>thought nothing of it that they were naked. I ran around naked all the time.
>told my mom what happened the last night they were there
>mom was furious
>didn't understand what happened that night until I was in middle school
That's the tamest of what happened that week. It just so happens that was the first remotely sexual thing I can remember. Fucking DCF and HRS were called by the end.
>bitch moves in next
>parent n I go great the new fuckers
>have a 12yr cunt
>loves to play and question shit
>ask one day to see me Mjölnir which is my rod
>gave her a glimpse of god given gift
>ask to touch my majestic caviars and snot rocket
>i want more
>tries to get her to continue
>parents come rushing in the bathroom
>mfw when they seen the bitch resting on the toilet w/ pants off
>mfw when charged of breaking in and stalking
>mfw when i turn 26 tmmrw
>me 5 years old
>in a park trying to climb a metal pole. I keep moving my legs in such a way that it causes...friction.
>halfway up the pole i feel this burst of warmth coming from my waist. My first orgasm and loving it.
Funny thing. This park was near a bus garage, so everytime i went to the metal pole for my orgasm, i was looking at buses. This somehow became ingrained in my brain like a Pavlovian reflex. Everytime i see a bus i get really horny.
Prove its a neckbeard you fucking twat. Also, you used white knight wrong too you ignorant newfag fuck. White knighting is standing up for some slut to make yourself look better. I don't give a fuck about the femanon/lying asshole writing the story.
>first best friend
>touching dicks on playground
>oh shit trouble is coming
>teacher tells us it's our private parts
>don't give a fuck felt good
>do it again until we cum
>we can't even cum yet
>fast forward a few years
>I'll suck yours if you sick mine
>he sucked my dick at my grandmothers
>I pissed in his mouth
>rinsed out mouth fast as fuck
>I didn't not reciprocate
>wonder if he thinks about it
>be me, kindergarten
>me and female friend hang out during recess every day
>One day wrestling in the mulch
>Thigh rubs up between her legs
>Do it again, same thing
>Continue recess as normal
>Be me, 13
>Haven't fucked a chimp or STD-ridden prostitute yet
>Sister is aware
>One day, hear knocking outside of my hollow tree home
>It's my sister
>She's covered in mosquitos, shoo them off
>"da silva do you want to ooga booga"
>She climbs on my bed made out of cockroaches that I bought with drug money
>Takes off her rags
>Assumes the position
>My dick is about to explode
>Go inside of her
>Oh my god is this Nirvana
>Feels so good that I hear stomping
>Suddenly, a figure smashes through the wall
>Oh my god
>He opens his arms
>I get out of my sister and wash the grasshoppers off my cock
>He whispers in my ear
>"hue br give monie pl0x"
>Suddenly wake up in the streets of Rio
>Immediatly get mugged, shot, stabbed and thrown into a river
>In my last moments, I have a vision of Pele
>He says that it's all going to be ok
>Close my eyes as I get washed off in a lake filled with shit
>I lived a good life
At 15 I had a girlfriend, we weren't serious and only dating for like 5 months but I rubbed her clit while she stroked me. The whole time her sister was sitting in front of us and we were all playing Mario.
We dated for a long time after. Probably the best sex I've ever had
>"ma'am you have cancer and you will be kill soon"
>oh my goodness
>place my hand on her breast
>she gets up
>ask her to drop her pants
>shes hysterically crying
>telll her i need to remove her pants to examine
>she smacks me
>i remove the pants
>i put my stethoscope on her vagina
>mfw i realize the stethoscope isnt working
>mfw i realize im 6 and never went to medical school
>she sues me for all my doctor money
>now i am /b/
>older sister 11 or 12
>she comes out of bathroom in towel
>tells me to follow her into room
>lets her towel drop
>tells me to suck on her nipples to see if milk will come out
>do for about 2 minutes
>never talk about it again
>don't think she remembers
this 100% happened
>mom invites cousin only met once before
>just family at party, cousin only one my age
>awesome cake, cousin and i run off to play with new toy train
>in bedroom alone
>talking about trains
>out of the blue, cousin asks if i ever had a blowjob
>tell him no
>he asks if i want to give each other one, just to see what it's like
>says it won't make us gay
>really want to know, so agree
>i go first, tasted awful
>but go a couple of minutes and he moans and squirts in my mouth
>oh my gawd it was amazing
>couldn't believe how good it felt
>didn't want him to stop
>blew my load and he actually swallowed
>we lay back, button up and pretend nothing happened
>go back to my train
best 35th birthday ever!
Cousin looks a lot like pic related now. If her pussy is the same as it was, make it slightly more of an outie and it matches
>play with one of my only chilhood friend, a girl.
>dont remember whats happening after she came with the pants down and say "We're out of paper"
>tell her to pull down all
>she does but spin around playing and i can't see
>pull down all and say like this
>play with no pants and touch ocassionally.
Never was the same.