Has any /b/tard ever seen a ufo or know someone who has? I never have. What was it like?
saw an orange orb about the size of a white van at around 1,500 ft or about the height a helicopter might fly around. It made me feel like a dumb animal without any thoughts other than 'that's shiny and not making a sound'
PREVIOUS CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER TALKS ABOUT UFOS AND ALIENS AND UP TO 80 SPECIES THAT HAVE BEEN ON EARTH FOR 1000S OF YEARS.
>used to think i was abducted by aliens when i was young because i would sleep one side of the bed and wake up the opposite side
>turns out i just fell out of the bed in the night and crawled back in
I saw one of the triangular ones once. Shit was real low, hovering over some trees, then it just took off fast as all fuck. I'm not saying it was aliens, but whatever it was it was trippy as hell. Never saw anything like it before and I haven't seen anything like it since.
i regularly build a triangular balsa wood frames and stretch a trash back across them. i then attach cheap little white LED lights to the corners of the triangle and let it float off into the sky lifted by three rather large balloons i get filled at a dollar store down the street from my house.
this shit is so easy to fake and it's fun knowing some dumb shit out there will see it and go a-a-a-alieeeeens!!!!!
i made it into the local paper once. i usually do it around summer holidays at night when i know a maximum amount of people will be outside so july 4th, memorial day, labor day work well. i'm sure many people have seen them. the trick is that with the sky as a background it's very hard to tell distance and therefore very difficult to discern size. what is really a 3 foot triangle might appear to someone to be 50ft across at a higher altitude than the triangle really is. when people think of aircraft they think of them being high in the air. its only natural for people to think that something is at 2,000ft when really it's at 200ft.
right now i'm working on rigging one of my rc planes to drop parachute flairs at timed intervals to replicate the phoenix lights. i'll save that one for a special occasion after i get it right