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It wasn't me that was gay about it, but I played a prank on my buddy that revealed he was pretty gay:
>be 16 cruising around with 17 year old cousin >he just got this sweet 'stang and we were flippin round the mall checking out bitches >decide to play a practical joke on him >reach over and grab his dick through his shorts and be like "I'll work the gear shift" >he's all "lol wtf" >take his dick out to see what he'd do and he's like "dude, wtf, stop" >I start laughing pretty hard >he's kinda laughing nervously but not stopping me >he stops at a red light and I lean over and I'm all, "you probably like me jerking you off you faggot" >we both start laughing >he's semi-hard and I'm all, "YOU'RE GETTING HARD, ROFL, YOU FAG" >we're both laughing so hard tears are coming to our eyes >I lean in and kiss him on the mouth and give him some tongue >he kissed me back softly and we're laughing the whole time >his dick gets fully hard and I jack him harder saying, "I BET YOU'RE GOING TO CUM YOU HOMO" >we are laughing so hard we can't breathe >he shoots his load and I'm like "OMG YOU FAGGOT" >he's all red faced and shit >we laughed for a bit longer and I'm like, "Dude, I'm telling everyone what a fucking homo you are" Was probably the best practical joke I ever played.
1. I met a black guy on the internet who wanted to fuck me, when i got there he's like "my friend wants to fuck you too, i hope that's cool" I let them fuck me and while his friend fucked me, he was on the phone with his girlfriend.
2. I got really drunk in ukraine and went into a dark room at a club called "lift". I perched on my knees and had a few random guys finish themselves off in my mouth. It was a little gay.
>be me >straight >experiment with butt play >love it >have the best orgasms of my life when i have something in my butt >would never suck cock or anything though >fast forward couple months >one of my best friends comes out as bisexual >hes a bro i can trust so i tell him about how i like butt play to cheer him up about people making fun of him >hes crying then suddenly looks up and asks if i wanna do it >no i aint gay faggot >says he'll only put it in the butt and nothing else will happen >do it cause yolo >he lubes and puts it in butt >feels good man, boner goes to the moon >after a while he pulls out and cums on my butt >clean up and start talking about it >leave, hit him up a couple days later for the same thing >do this every other day without anyone knowing
>drinking with best friend and another mutual friend >mutual friend is really ducking gay >best friend has to step out for a sec so it's just me and mutual >start talking about kinks >mutual admits to loving to drink cum >I'm really fucking drunk and somehow dont comprehend how ducking gay he is >"20 buck says you wont do a shot of tequila that I came in" >His eyes light up like its fucking christmas and practically throws a shot glass at me >wellfucknowihavetodoit.jpg >I ain't no bitch so I excuse myself, jack it to my fav hot anime babs, and come right in the shot glass >Walk out with glass in hand to the mutual smiling with the bottle of tequila >Pour him the shot >thinking how ducking gay this is >best friend comes back just as the shot is poured >mutual downs the shot right in front of us both >mutual chokes a bit, apparently it was really sticky >best friend has no idea what just went down >a bit ashamed of myself but I'm too busy laughing my drunk ass off to care
pic related. my best friends face when I tell him I came in his commemorative disneyworld shot glass
You are not only gay, but, like, maybe trans. Women usually have rape fantasies, so if you fantasize about dudes banging you, you're gay, but if it's dudes dominating you rapey style, you're straight up female.
>>646090040 >Be 19 >Horny all the time >Hit up Craigslist to meet up with a couple >After two days I get contacted by a couple looking to hook up >Nice married couple in their late thirties looking to spice up things in the bedroom by having a young guy fuck his wife >After a day of planning I go to their house late one evening >The door would be cracked so I could enter and undress >I enter >It's dark but I undress anyway >Stand in the dark naked until I feel a naked body come up behind me >Obviously a throbbing cock touching my ass >I'm taken into a room and laid on the bed >A tight bodied naked woman is in the corner watching >The man who led me in told me she wants to watch him suck and jerk me off before I fuck her >Too horny and turned on to care and agreed >For almost a half hour I had a man sucking my dick and licking my balls while his wife masturbated >I tell him I'm cumming >He aggressively sucks me until I bust into his mouth >He swallowed me good
That's it. The rest of the night was just as good since I had stamina to fuck his wife right after.
>be me 12 year old boyscout >recently transitioned up from cubscouts, like 1 year ago >16 year old scout kid charged with being our cabin leader for our overnight winter trip >bring printed out sheet with all sorts of truth or dare questions and dares >decide to play it that night with our cabin leader leading the game >asking questions and giving people dares off the list etc... >tons of fun for 12 year old self >progresses to people flashing their dicks and some kids in their underwear, typical young boy stupid shit >its late some boys have went to sleep >my turn comes up >choose dare yolo.jpg >cabin leader dares me to play the tickle game with him wearing only his underwear >tickle game is where you trace someones inner fly till they dont flinch >alrightmotherletsdothisiaintnobitch >start dragging hand up his thigh >motherfucker wont move >pull my hand away when it gets near his now bulging cock >calls me out for not completing dare says i am a pussy and have to do it and grab his dick because thats the game >reluctantly agree >trace my hand up again and literally grab his dick >he eye fucks the shit out of me the whole time >superuncofmortable >go to sleep feeling like something wasn't right there but fuck it whatever >find out years later hes flamboyantly gay and got caught sucking off some dude in the stairwell at school
>freshman year in college >sleeping when suddenly jocks with super tight shirts rush inside my room >hold me down and cover my mouth and all start talking at the same time >i make out that this is some sort of initiation >they pull down my pants (i was sleeping dick side down) >one guy hands the leader of the group a dildo >with no lube or anything he shoves it in my butt >i feel my ass tearing and expect to be gushing blood >after like ten seconds of it ripping my ass and them cheering me on it starts to feel good, like really good >start moaning uncontrollably >cheering turns into "wtfs?" >guy stops putting dildo in my butt >one guy yells "yo hes fucking gay!" >they all jump up and down screaming and run out of my room >get up and go lock the door >next morning everyone is giving me looks >mfw my professor asks me if i got a good nights rest
>>646090040 I fucked my ex-girlfriend's best male friend in the ass. He was closet gay at the time, and I have always been bi curious, so when my now ex girlfriend told me that he wanted me to fuck him? I did. She watched while I did it. To this day, that is the gayest thing i've ever done.
>have sleep over at my house with one male friend >once the rents go to sleep he says we should dance in room naked >we leep about with our dicks slapping belly etc but no touching >he might of been staring at me didnt notice >we go to sleep >two weeks later >sleep over at his place >he says we should dance naked again in the living room of his house (so we could leap around couches) >us go upstairs into living room butt naked >his mother is in the lay-z-boy and hears us and stand up seeing both of us starkers >we stare >she flips and sends us to our room cause it wasnt a porn film so no incest mmf milf action
pretty sure if we had danced naked he might have tried something
The thought of kissing a dude, or cuddling with a dude, or being "intimate" with a dude is gross to me. However, I've wanted to suck a nice, big, uncut cock for a long time now, and sometimes jerk off to passable shemale solo shit.
So, three different times while really drunk I've gone on craigslist and found fit young dudes with big cocks and had them come over and sucked them off.
I enjoyed it, except for one dude, because he was trying to kiss me and trying to suck me off and shit, and I had to tell him multiple times that I'm not into dudes AT ALL dude, just the fucking dick.
Let my friend Jack me off when he slept over in high school. We just shared my bed and at night he reached into my pants, jerked me off till I had pre cum and then stopped and went to sleep. No one talked thought this, never questioned him.
I got flirted with by a store owner over and over. I kept going in because it was a neat store. Ended up on a slow day walking up to him and asking him if he wanted to play. He was much older in his 40s, I was in my early 20s. He didn't even act like he didn't hear me or try to figure anything out. We watched bisexual porn, made out, and groped each other.
At first I wanted to suck and get fucked by him, but he couldn't get hard, maybe old or nervous. We got heavy and I ended up with him bent over getting pounded by me for a half hour. I came in his greedy mouth. We made out afterwards, mixing my cum around with his kisses and tongue.
I loved it.
So I came back the next day for seconds.
I really like woman, but in a pinch a man can be fun. Also, looking at cocks is nice, but men are kinda ugly lmao.
Still need to get fucked nice and proper one day :-(
Kissing is absolutely more gay than sucking dick. It's intimate, feeling based, it isn't sexual, it's emotional in nature.
Sucking a dick is pure sexual, and for a lot of guys is probably an elaborate masturbatory fantasy. By that I mean they start to find dick hot because they are constantly jacking theirs off. So they want to up that sexual experience by getting ahold of one they can suck.
However, that does not mean they find anything else male attractive.
This is why traps are so god damn popular. They get the dick experience they're horny for, but it's on a "woman", which is what they are attracted to.
>be 16 yr old me >all boys school >hormones and shit >guy named Rakan passes by >big bubble butt >i go behind him and rub my bulge on his butt crack >he leans into it >10 min later in bathroom fucking his fat assed brains out we did that for about the whole year on and off and never spoke of it again
>>646101199 >How often do you play with them? At my peak, about 3 times a week. I could go from nothing to 3.25" diameter in about 5 min. After taking 2 months off I'm back to one or two times a week and it takes me 45 min. to work back up to that diameter.
>Are they better then real cock with all their interesting textures? I do love the texture and varied shapes. Knots are amazing.
>>646098547 Every single thing you just said is complete bullshit. How in the absolute fuck can anything be more gay than sucking dick? It amazes me how all you faggots try to justify all your dick sucking and butt fucking. Like somehow just because a dude threw on some make up and got some tits it isn't gay anymore. I honestly hate every single one of you and hopefully you die as painful and degrading as possible.
>house sitting for friend >first time posting on cl >looking for jo buddy >a few replies >can tell this guys looking to make it happen >meet on the beach >go under the walk >were side to side and im looking to make sure its clear >his hand starts rubbing the front of my pants >WTF never told him i was just wanting to watch >felt soo good to have someone else grope me >go with it and grab the front of his shorts
>>646102319 Vergil is one of my favorites. It's like riding 2 knots.
>Does the cum lube feel as good as it looks? It is nice, but more of a practical feature IMO. Cumtube toys are much easier to take because you can get that thick sticky cumlube deep inside where it's needed most without having to stop fucking the toy.
>>646102590 How do you like Trent? Looks like he would be great for stretching.
>in high school >the spitting image of Tamaki Suoh, even similar personality/etc >think male friend a year and a half younger than me is cute >would never tell him in a million years (he's raised southern Baptist; would probably be too weirded out and not something I want to risk since I'm basically in denial) >what little sexual interest I have in the girls that flock to me due to my nonthreatening manner is something that bothers me intensely for some reason >start taking female hormones just for shits and to kill sex drive if possible >friend goes through a few growth spurts, no longer has tiny cute little frame >be sad
>>646102920 Do you get them straight from their website? I'm checking them out right now. Is the company a good one to do business with? i've never bought toys online and am a little cautious about it.
>>646102903 >he said he had a big d online, wasnt lying >uncut, thicker than the tp roll and at least 3/4 inch better than mine >by this point we got both our hands down each others shorts >pull dicks out >start jerking each other face to face >have to slow down as almost blew >get tugged for a few more mins >wants me to finish first >fucking explode like a burst hose >watch him finish himself with some cum real quick >both roll out opposite directions
>>646103751 Yeah like I'm going to actually take advice on this matter from some faggot. Go kill yourself and do everyone a favor. I'm sure your family hates you and you'll never be truly happy. Go ahead and call me a bigot or an idiot. I honestly couldn't care less. For some fucked up reason I actually feel pity towards people like you in a way.
>from the south, raised onna farm >get curiouse about fucking a dude >go to New York City on vacation >got really drunk at a bar >this twinky looking guy keeps checking me out >yolo.nigga >it took like 30 seconds to get him out of the place >straight to his appartment >he says he's gonna freshen up and to poor myself a drink >calls me in after a few mins >hes compleatly naked on his bed >his 6.5 inch circumcised cock is pointing towards the roof >his cock was mesmerizing, before i knew it i was sucking his dick as deep as i could >his hot member pulsed as it slid into my mouth, the precum was the best thing i ever tasted >eventually i was thumbing him in the ass as he undid my belt >lubed up and fucked him while he sat on me, his cock bounced all over my chest >left precum streaks everywhere >he blew his hot load all over my chest and face >took a 10 min break and had a beer with him >prettycooldude/10
Back to it now
>get into a sort of 69 position, i ate his pretty little boypussy while he sucked my cock, ballsdeep >thisnigga pulls a dildo from thin air >perfect size (i have a similar one) >he lubed me up and thumbed me while still rubbin my dick the whole time >never felt this good >he eventually gets the whole dildo in me >three slow pumps and i shoot a thick steaming jet of cum down his throat >my tongue and fingers work their magic and he burst all over my chest/stomach >both wriggled in ecstasy for what felt like eternity >fucked 3 more times on the trip, im going back in November
>be me 6 or 7 (young I can't remember actually number) > would almost go out every day with best friend in his backyard and go hide under his pool and pull down our pants and suck each others dicks for absolutely no reason at all > his dad saw us one day right before we were gonna start and we just had out pants down so he just saw us naked together >told my dad I got in trouble blah blah blah > still friends with this kid to date > we talk occasionally but neither one of us has ever said a single word about it > I'm straight I've never been turned on by a cock before > I have girlfriend and love girls think they are sexy >not homophobe >he isn't gay either >don't really know where this story is going but if anyone ha questions or opinions let me know and I'll do my best to answe
>>646104628 Not even gonna waste my time reading more of your faggot rainbow covered bullshit. I'm sure it's more reasoning to make yourself feel better. I'm sure it's more "b-b-but he looks like a girl and it's really a feminine dick." Do you people honestly not know how fucking stupid you sound? Just keep going around butt fucking and licking balls but make sure those lips don't touch. Then it might be a little too gay right?
>>646094449 You're so fucking stupid dude. I spend all day long being in charge of life and other people, with responsibilities and shit. Occasionally I want all that taken away from me and to be forced to let go. It's like you're 18 or something.
Fuck my cousin and suck his dick back when i was younger. We fucked around every other week giving each other handjobs and sometimes fuckin. such a long ass time ago. think it made me bisexual and Now i enjoy watching gay porn but have never came to it.
>>646105328 Are you fucking serious? I have never been turned on by my own dick. I swear you faggots come up with the craziest shit to try to justify all of it. Goddamn just admit you're gay and you like cock. If you're gonna be a queer at least be proud of it.
>>646104927 I can also attest to their quality. Only problem I have with ordering more is that since I'm Canadian I can only use the expensive Fedex shipping. And since its Fedex they won't deliver to my po box like everyone else will. And I work for 10 hours a day so I can't wait for the Fedex guy to show up.
tl;dr Shipping has fucked me harder than the dildo company.
Something hilarious for those of you who don't know. Research shows that homophobes (and the more homophobic the more likely) are actually latent homosexuals in almost all cases. They have literally tested this and homophobic guys are the only "straight" men whose dicks get hard while watching gay porn.
The theory is they are so angry and virulent about it because of self-loathing.
So, every time you, a normal straight guy (even if you want to suck a dick from time to time to spice things up) who isn't attracted to men see someone who claims to also be straight but is SO FUCKING ANGRY at "FAGS N'N HOMOS N' THE JEWS ARE CUCKING US!!!11##", just chuckle to yourself as you realize what's really going on.
>>646105706 How does it feel that we all know about your filthy little faggot secret? That deep down you really just want to be held in the arms of nice strong man who reminds you of your father, smells of Drakaar and tells you that everything is gonna be okay at the end of a hard day. Fucking faggot.
>somehow end up being fuck buddies with a co-worker about a year ago >she puts the whole deal on hold after an argument and stops talking to me >post on Craigslist from time to time looking for chicks to fuck because ronery >have 3 encounters with a couple qts >ended up moving from one city to another adjacent one, renting a room from former fuck buddy's family >fuck buddy still not fucking me anymore, this time because she doesn't want to get caught by family >after a few months of sneaking around only to make out with her, decide to post on Craigslist again >whole experience is much different >get tons of emails from bots and gay dudes >read over most of them, but delete them afterward >one ad contains a picture from a younger looking guy, not creepy like all the old, balding and moustachio'd white dudes I usually see >offers to pay me if he can suck my dick >don't really think about it, but don't delete the email >a couple days later, he sends another email, trying to convince me and constantly complimenting the dick pic I posted on my Craigslist ad >reply, talk details, but make it clear I probably won't be able to get it up since I'm not into guys at all >fast forward that night after work >sitting around in a dark corporate center's parking lot sitting on the second floor behind the cover of some trees >originally hiding to see who the driver was, if there were multiple people in the car or whatever other weird situations that could happen >car pulls up and parks in car port, can see it's who was in the photo >walk up to car, he unlocks the door and I sit in passenger >unzips my pants after giving me my money and engaging in some smalltalk >can't get it up >suggests I pull out my phone and look at some porn >notabadidea.jpeg >still not really getting to hard, but he starts sucking my semi anyway >he's going HAM on my salami >after like, 45 minutes, still not fully hard but eventually cum >he swallows all of it >didn't even give me a break
Holy shit, just read that and got access to the study and... holy fuck... it explains a question I've had for a long time.
I've always wondered, "why do some guys get SO fucking angry about something that has nothing to do with them? Like, I like to fuck women, what does it matter to me AT ALL if other guys like to fuck guys. It literally has no effect on my life. Why would a guy get so angry and spiteful about something that has nothing to do with them, that does not affect them."
Well, this explains it: it *does* affect them. Shit, it's hits them right at their core. It brings to the forefront the feelings they have to fight every day.
It actually makes me a little sad for these guys who hate themselves for how they were born. I wonder how many of these homophobes are actually victims of religion. Raised to hate "fags", but have those feelings, causing frustration and rage.
>Be 25 >Smoking weed one night >Come across trap porn, see hands free orgasm >Realize that prostate orgasms exist >Play with my butt but am too tight >Goes on over course of months, start to wonder if a gay guy could do it better >Masturbating exclusively with things in my ass now >Go on craigslist, blow an asian guy while super high and horny
Now I'm 26 and have a thick 7" dildo and a vibrating prostate massager that I use almost every other day, but still no hands free. I hate the idea of being romantic with a dude but really enjoy the taboo aspect of being straight and getting fucked in the ass. Will probably do it in the future but haven't found the right guy to try it with
>>646107190 >keeps on sucking until I cum again >swallows every drop >reaches into back seat and grabs a roll of paper towels for me to clean up with, taking a sheet himself to wipe his mouth off >asks if we can make it a regular thing >say why not, thinking it will get easier if I just watch porn >it was also the best blowjay I've ever had despite me not even being fully hard >get out of his car and proceed to walk home for half an hour with my dick still slightly sticky from man saliva >making jokes to myself the whole way about the whole encounter to ease my mind about what just occurred, hoping I wouldn't be up thinking about this all night >get home and immediately shower and sleep like nothing happened >meet him a few more times once every couple of weeks, but tell him I'm done with this after I get a girlfriend >he occasionally sends me emails asking how I'm doing and whatever, I ignore them >5 months later, girlfriend breaks up >post a Craigslist ad at like 4:00 AM the next day to attempt to get over her >regrettably fuck a fatty the next day >keep posting more ads every few days, meet some qts and some new hookers >weeks go by, the gay dude messages me but I ignore the emails >haven't bothered to reply since I've had more successes with Craigslist sluts and don't really feel like I need to get paid for activities I don't really enjoy >another couple months go by >moved back to old city but in a more "rich" area this time >Craigslist replies are almost strictly bots or chicks wanting me to pay them hundreds of dollars for two hours >gay dude messages me, but I tell him I won't do it unless he pays more >he agrees, but due to having roommates now, I never have him over or go out to meet him because there are no good places to get a discreet blowjay in my new area >that was only a week ago >mfw the gay dude messages me while I'm writing this first post asking when we can hook up
>>646090040 >Cousin and I would frequently jerk off to porn together >One day out of nowhere he reached over and gave me a few strokes >Feelsgoodman.jpg >Week or so later we're jerking it again >He brings it up and we laugh >Mention how long it's been since a girl has blown us >W-wanna tr-try? >He hops on top of me ready to 69 >Not sure if we're joking or serious yet >Counts down from 3 >Fuck it >Both of us follow through for a good 5 minutes >Switch to taking turns >He asks to fuck me in the ass >No lube so he didn't get far >End up jerking each other in the shower >Great orgasm
Never done anything with a guy again. Would be down though.
>talked to guy on cl >go to his house like 2 am >wearing panties under my jeans >go in his room he take off his shorts in less than a second I'm blowing him >take off my pants >he slids my panties over and slides in me >after a while he flips me on my back >his dick in one hand mine in the other >feelsGoodMan >i get to edging point >sees he's about to cum >near simultaneous nut >cover my face chest with our cum >licked it all off his stick
>be 21 >go on Omegle video chat and hide face >a wild OLD PERV appeared! >he starts jerking off beneath his shirt which was pulled down over his dick >for some reason I didn't leave instantly >we start chatting >lie and say I'm 14, he likes that >he asks me to strip >normally I'd be the fuck out of there by then but I was really horny that night so I didn't >I take off my shirt, he shows me his dick >easily 8 inches, fucking monster dick on the old man >instant faggot diamonds >he can tell I'm turned on and starts telling me to do things for "daddy" while calling me his slut >end up fully naked, sticking out my tongue and begging for his dick in my mouth >bend over showing off my asshole >he's being really aggressive and it makes me excited >I'm about to cum, he tells me to cum on my face >Pretty flexible, so I just bend down and aim my dick at my mouth >cum fucking buckets >he tells me to swallow >do >rub my cum on my face while he cums on cam >instantly disconnect Since then I've only video chatted with a handful of guys, but it was never as fun.
tonight i went over to a friends house we both put on my exs panties and jerked each other off and were rubbing cocks. he came all over my dick and panties and then licked it off then i came on his face.
>have motel room >be 20 my gay friend 19 >i have 14 year old girl and he has 13 year old boy >all four of us high on meth >im having sex with girl in bed while hes fucking the little boy on the ground.
>>646115942 >basic logic >People are so fucking stupid.
So, you must be underage, because that's just crying because the world is not how you want it to be, just like a fucking kid, get over it, I agree with your point but I'm not bitching about the people who disagree.
went on craigslist had a dude suck me off went home took a shower, after pondering on what I have done I realised I'm actually straight and I just wanted to get sucked off too much. It wasn't that great
I was the cute rich kid in an all boys catholic school when I was 12 years old. The gayest thing I ever did was being the class' faggot. I fooled around with about half my class. That includes sucking dick, eating ass, trying to have sex (we were all way too small for that) and kissing.
One time we got a little carried away and pretended that we were in a porno and I was being gangbanged. Two strong friends of mine held me down as two others took my pants off and flipped me around to eat my ass.
Come to think about it, the gayest thing I ever did was to remember that chapter of my life and getting horny doing so.
>be sleep drunk last night >porn addiction leads to sissy shit >learn to suck own dick >cut up clothes to resemble grill clothes in a daze with full hard on without realizing what i'm doing >dress up >suck own dick and blow on my face >look in mirror in horror
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