That's hardly a good reason to get your hair cut by a woman. If you're a man you should have a male barber cut your hair. Female barbers will give you a feminine haircut. Like when a woman tries to draw a man, it looks feminine, or when a man tries to draw a woman it looks masculine. This is a very common phenomenon.
Your father should have taught you better.
You just got emasculated. The pussy you 'get' is shit kind of pussy boy.
You have much to learn but i don't think you are smart enough to understand how much fucked you are.
You've obviously never known what it's like to have a cat sleep next to you.
Puppies are awesome, fuck you..
But baths take too long. I love hot showers in winter though
I don't know anything about cats but there is something about looking at a puppy and knowing that this will be your buddy for life. It has nothing to do with being young or a fag.
When it's -40 degrees outside and after walking for half an hour you get home and it's nice and toasty inside.
>When you're the first in line
>Stretching in the morning
>Drinking water that tastes divine after running or being thirsty as fuck
>Smelling food and seeing the steam rise and tickle your nose
>When it's pouring outside but you have a big-ass umbrella
>Waking up and taking a deep breath through your nose after being sick for a few days with your nasals clogged up
when you get through a meal without spilling anything
I had a hairdresser once whisper in my ear that she was super horny and wanted to fuck after work.
So I fucked her after work. She was fat, but I had sex, who cares. She had a tongue ring and I got to cum in her mouth.
100% true story.
When you take a shit and it all comes out at once
Sitting down in the winter on a warm toilet seat.
Seriously if I was running for any sort of office I could just promise a heated toilet seat to every household and I'd get a landslide victory. If I didn't, it's not a country I would like to govern anyway.
how is being 15 going?? lmao i've heard better insults from my dad and he's a fucking idiot god-fearing christian. why don't you open your feeble little mind and start looking at the big picture in life, soon u will realize that atheism is the answer and you can stop browsing this patheitc site. I'm only on here to try and help out trash like you and these other "anon" to find the glory in atheism. 420.
When you realize this entire thread will be used on fb, ig, and whatever meme pics and also realize just how cancerous and disgusting this place is now but you realize its always been just not as much
RIP for real this time /b/ you will be missed
Also back to reddit tumblr fb fucking faggot niggers get raped you pieces of anus
>Getting away from the computer screen, finding somewhere new, and just enjoying the view.
OC, guess which country it is.
>Turning over and the snot goes to the other nostril
>scratching sock marks
>waking up to a blow job
>ripping the tag off a matress.
>going to bed with fresh sheets after a shower
>when she tongues your balls
>when you can tell she's happy to see you
>when food is ready after a day at work
>taking a smoke after a meal
>the shit you take after morning coffee
I'm sorry to tell you but we already did that. We lead that domination from behind the moon with our lasersabres where you can't see us, so don't be surprised to be surprised.
right place at the right time, I guess. she was a little piggy. fat but very willing to please.
trust me life is a lot more fun when you loosen up your standards. fucking a 180 lb chick that doesn't give a shit and just wants you to shoot a load in her mouth and tell her she's a whore gives you a different outlook on life. it's fun every once in a while.
Yes, very good. Although, I did notice just now that that BIG ASS PINK SIGN is in Korean.
I can't make myself like something that my body naturally declines by making me feel nauseos, sorry. If I had that power over myself I would live on the street with nothing but bread and water being the happiest human alive, bro.
>peeling off the big toenail in one piece
>finding a little scab like thing on your scalp an picking it off
>picking your nose and retrieving a large intact boogie that encompasses the entire inside of your nostril
>depositing a fat check
I told my ex gf to do that to me many times and the next morning she said
>I tried to but you hit me in your sleep
it happened more than once.
dat feel when I did not experience that because my sleeping self doesn't want to get sucked
When you're up on a high place with wind blowing everywhere, while listening to an epic song.
Realizing you can sleep in.
Sitting at a table outside sipping a drink and absorbing the warmth of the sun at midday.
getting this tiny orgasm when you pee
going to bed when there new sheets on it
for the army guys, taking of the nbc suit after a long run on a hot day
coming home, putting wet jeans and socks on heater and crawling in warm bed
letting out that fart you hold in for so long
scratching the inside of your ear with something
smelling the hair of your girlfriend
I thought I was the only one. Though I use a PSP instead of an iPod.
Cleaning your ears with q-tips
Having an itchy asshole and blowing a fart so hard that it scratches it for you
A cigarette after sex
Getting passed by some jackass on the highway and then watching them get pulled over
Watching a movie or show you haven't seen in over 10 years
Having an enlightening but quick conversation with a stranger that you'll never see again
The perfect song to fit the moment
Mom's home cooking - with all your favorite sides
Scotch and a fire while listening to classic 50's and 60's lounge
Entering an ice cold hotel room after a long day in the tropical sun
Wrapping up in a cozy warm bed in a freezin cold room
Deep tissue massages
Perfect hair (and facial hair)
The smell of summer rain
Meeting a hard working, respectable black person with good grammar and manners
Taking a huge morning dump before you shower
Scratching your balls
A perfectly cooked, well marbled, medium rare Delmonico steak
When someone says they love you without breaking eye contact
Dental cleaning, haircut, shave, trimmed nails, and a deep cleaning shower - all in the same day
An ice cold beer on a hot day
Watching a child get their eyes scooped out with a melon baller
>deep tissue massage
are you a faggot or something
>Having an enlightening but quick conversation with a stranger that you'll never see again
>Meeting a hard working, respectable black person with good grammar and manners
Always makes my day
Always puts me in a good mood when it's a two for one. Speaking of which:
>Buying X amount of Mcnuggets/KFC/whatever, and getting X+1
single malt scotch and a fine cigar
making a girl suck you off after you fuck her raw so that she can taste her own pussy, and she enjoys it
using a rag or shirt to blow your nose and not stopping for like 2 whole minutes, letting out a metrick fuckton of that snot that hides super high up that is more viscous than the snot you normally get out when you blow your nose with shitty kleenex
That slight popping feeling when you squeeze a pimple and the shit flies out.
Taking a hot bath when it's cold outside, to the point where you almost fall asleep then getting into bed and blacking out.