What is the worst legal thing you can give to Trick or Treaters?
Buy sweet Vidalia onions (they don't have a strong scent when they haven't been cut into) shave the ends off with a knife and shove a popsicle stick in them and then dip them in caramel. Fake candy apples. And it's cheaper than candy, too, tbh.
You can sue for any retarded reason on earth, but that doesn't mean you win, and if you don't have a valid reason you waste tons of money and you can get countersued, too, so being a sue-happy retard isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Also, mix the caramel with paprika and citric acid then thicken it back up with cornstarch if you really want to Fuck with them. Can't smell it and it just makes the caramel a tad bit of a darker brown.
There was an old lady who lived in my neighborhood when I was a kid who used to give out pennies. This lady had a huge bowl of pennies every year. She was a sweet lady throughout the rest of the year and my neighbors and my parents all loved her so it was one of those things where my dad would be like "YOU WILL VISIT MRS. RUTH TONIGHT AND YOU WILL TAKE HER PENNIES AND YOU WILL THANK HER AND LISTEN TO HER COMPLIMENT YOUR COSTUME FOR FIVE MINUTES".
yeah what a fuckin retard , LSD is hard to get and expensive so speed in soft mints ( make sure they eat them on the door step ) is so much more fun . Poor fags consider vodka jellys
its america faggots, its legal to shoot anyone any tresspassers after you put out a warning sign. since everyone is disguised, you can clain it was self defense of burglary. youd shoot the kids, sue them for money, and do it againnext year.
She was probably an alien and those pennies were advanced microchips of cosmic wisdom that would unlock if your ungrateful little ass had contemplated them thankfully for a single second.
>>But property owners may be able to shoot at trespassers in self-defense if they fear great bodily harm or death.<<
only shoot kids with plastic knives and guns. you legaly win
I don't think you understand trespassing laws. You can't just shoot and make legal claims to people just stepping on your property. If they come to your door and announce themselves you have to tell them to leave. If they don't you can call the police, but you can't just shoot them if they aren't jeopardizing your safety. People like you give gun owners a bad name
you can if you can bring up evidence in court proving you had legal reason to shoot trespassers
what matters is what you can bring up as proof in court, not what actualy happen
Read the link, dumbass. A) it says they have to have invaded your home, and B) it leaves out that you have to REASONABLY fear bodily harm or death.
There's nothing for you to reasonably fear from trick-or-treaters. If you claim you were afraid of their fake guns your ass is going to the buttrape hotel, and holy fuck do you deserve it just for being so incredibly dumb.
You're a special kind of retarded if you think you can sue trick-or-treaters. Also, the hot coffee thing is a terrible example of stupid lawsuits seeing as they were serving it literally boiling and it gave an old woman third degree burns over a good portion of her body
Yea good luck proving a bunch of unarmed children, likely with other witnesses, were a threat to you. At this point you know you're wrong, but are to much of a faggot to admit it
Except you have to pretend to be a colossal dumbass and be entirely unaware of the concept of haloween to be afraid or threatened. You also have to pretend to be afraid of kids wearing Iron Man costumes and carrying plastic guns.
Try your plan, see how it works. Just point your gun and scream at them and see how long it takes before you wind up sucking dick in prison. (thank god you almost certainly have no gun and have never been near one).
You are incredibly stupid and ignorant, you should work on the ignorant part at least.
>Sticky note that reads, "hapy haloween."
These. look like little caramels to tard kids.
actually yes you can officer.
> you tell them to leave
>they dont and persist
>bang bang bang
And thats how you shoot a minor through your door.
>granted the kid was a legitimate drug addict but this shit happened like 4 months ago
Good sir, you have just won one free internets.
I was like 8 and it was Halloween and there were so many houses to get to in so little time and we always had to take that extra ten minutes to go talk to Mrs. Ruth so she could see our costumes. She used to babysit me. Honestly she was a nice lady and I have many fond memories of her but she sucked at Halloween. She DID always send us a box of homemade fudge, cookies, and candies at Christmas time and continued doing so until she died.
Fucking Mrs. Ruth. I haven't thought about that woman in years but man I miss her now.
iv been a lawyer for 10 years and iv seen so many shit slip through you wouldnt beleive. so shooting kids, sueing them for damage and being able to do it all over again is a possibility waiting to happen. unless you get one of those uncorrupt system lol goodluck
>Hurr, let's drink this hot as fuck coffee whole droving evendors though I suck at droving to begin with.
>turn onto right lane without signal
> oops I spilled this HOT AS FUCK COFFEE ALL OVER MY FACE AND RAGGEDY DUSTY PUSSY THAT I'LL NEVER USE
>Its McDonald's fault somehow.
Damn I hate my country
>iv been a lawyer for 10 years
You can't even write or spell you dumb little fuck. You aren't even 10 years old.
Make fortune cookies with little messages like "Your parents divorced because they don't love you" "No one at school likes you" and "You eat too much candy, fatty"
I live in the deep south USA and the mostly conservative parents here would get so butthurt hahahahaha omfg this should be a thing. too bad i live in the mountains next to the national forest so i never get trick or treaters.
I've never seen paper bags except when my weird nephew used one one night I took him out he is a lazy little faggot and made me carry it under threat of ruining delicate family relationship and it felt like hauling groceries all around town so to get him and his aunt back I crushed an dextroamphetamine tab in one of the dip candies he had for my bitchy cousin she made me take him out so she can get her Slut on so she deserves it
wow i like how when someone states something and ignores any semantics involved you jump right up to point that out
>mirror accusation FTY
I dunno, my lawyerfag friends are usually that inebriated.
>plus ten years as a lawyer only means you are actually working in the field consistently
Their advancement opportunities are soo far between and fucked up; most are happy to have the job.
>buy full sized candy bars
>eat the candy as you prepare your master plan.
>fill wrapper with clay that kind feels like chocolaty candy
>maybe even stamp the clay with some lame "I got you" message.
>Super glue the wrapper closed.
>Maybe do that thing where you put it in a zip lock bag with some real candy so it's harder to tell it's been tamper with and the kids don't totally have Halloween ruined
>pass out on Halloween.