Fall in love you lose.
Actually she's a really good friend of mine and she does play all these games. And they all have the same sticker on them because she buys them from the same video game store everytime. Only store around here that sells old games and stuff.
I wish I was about 5 years younger and had the job I did now. Is 28 old? I don't know anymore. How do you even start to talk to women like this without sounding like a nerd and not blurting our 'I want to squeeze your boobs'. All I seem to attract are stupid bimbos and money grabbing douchebags
No way... if she's not your type fine but if someone that beautiful ever stopped a second to say hello to me id probably fall to the floor because my knees would turn to jelly. God she's my ideal woman. >>646896029
Not attractive. Just because something symmetrical doesn't make it beautiful. Poop is generally symmetrical and I flush that shit down the drain every day. And that's what you need to do with your hetrosexuality if you think this chick's hot
Nah man I'm 25. Don't get me wrong, I feel old as shit, but not when I'm with women. Idk what it is, I guess my primal urges/instincts kick in and then it's pretty much game over. Most girls have daddy issues so you can you that to your advantage. I've found that if you slightly insult them it's makes them want you. Not like "you're ugly" insulting but like "your eyes are scary blue" or "you have massive hands" things that don't really matter but show that your paying attention to her. As far as the girl in the OP first words I said to her were "damn girl! You poop out that ass?" And we've been fwb ever since lol
Lol poop jokes ftw. I bought a lotus recently and park it in my drive. It's a 3 story house with just me in it haha. Random women on jogs and shit slow down and say hi etc but fuck me they are boring as shit and most of them wouldn't know a ps4 from an xbone. Half of them are single mums and the other half are married women looking for a screw in the Lotus but seriously... brain dead women. Boring women. I b just can't do it. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me. I just want to slap them and tell them to get a reality check. I asked one of them once if she knew the difference between a cello and a double bass. She's like I'm not sure - ones fresh water ones salt water. Just.... I wanted to kick her so hard she would see the curviture of the earth. God... I don't know what to do. Currently I pay hookers $400 an hour a couple times a week. I've just given up.
Closest thing to a nude you'll get from me faggot.
Gotta up your chances of coming across them. Get up off that sweaty chair, take a shower, put on some clean clothes, troll the local bookstore, cafe, vidjya store whatever and stop being a faggot.
Nah I have a wii U and PC as well and love both. I was just commenting on how the only games she seemed to be showing off were the generic 3D Mario game and Mario Kart, which seem to just be the easily recognized titles to show off. Maybe I'm just overly cynical and just being more of a faggot since I'm on /b/.
I don't even bother with women. I know good and goddamn well it's not worth my time. Every guy I know who's had a woman for a few months says it's the best thing to ever happen to them, but every guy I know who's had a woman for a few years says that they hate their lives.
So yeah, fuck it.
Look at me Anons! I found my dad's old games!
Threads like this are the reason I'll never have a normal relationship. How am I supposed to get with 5-6/10s when chicks like this exist. Life isn't fair so I'll just wait for sex robots.
ex gf, sex was amazing, drama not so much, told her to kick rocks
cool blog post man, do you mind linking me to your wordpress site so i can read some more?
Come one anon you can do better than that.
Posting some more for you guys.
I only have a few more. Her name is Emily. If any other anon can help out with a link
This and the other shortstack girl always gets me.
>tfw I will never have them even near enough to smell their fart through wind flying by
Be a man anon she's your gf.
ayy lmao, I wasn't serious. Damn wtf this nignog doin?
What do you suggest?
take it off or we are done?
nah, I dont think thats gonna to work