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>>646934112 Combat arms is shit because of that. I'd rather let the enemy kill me than get a triple kill and get banned.
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>350 hours in Counter Strike Global Offensive >Didn't play for three months >Oh shit i'm now a Level 4 Silver Master >33/12 in a competitive match, MVP >I've earned a victory, at least 3 reports and alot of Crossed AK's crying.
>>646934112 holy shit combat arms, years ago when it came out. Being called a hacker is normal there, half of the community hacks. Also nexon sucks huge dick. Got banned on 3 accounts for > got stuck in a wall-some1 screencapped-perm ban > too high hs% >no reason at all at lt rank fuck this gay game, although qr is good
I got kicked from a battlefield 3 game once because i went 25 and 3 with a sniper rifle while still managing to capture objectives and drop spawn bacons. I learned how to "quickscope" which really just means i was good at aiming at their heads quickly before they had a chance to shoot back.
bf2, some server....mod swore I was hacking because I kept killing.....so I spammed their site with gay scat porn, they had a players slideshow that anyone could upload to...it was soon a poop show, until the next day, bastards.
wasn't even playing good, lucky spawn and what not.
>sniping >hear footsteps approaching me from behind >spin around and jump at the cloaker approaching me >knife the cloaker >get bitched at, called a hacker/aimbot, and reported (of course it didn't amount to anything)
Footsteps bruh, always listen for footsteps Bitches be jelly that I'm the Best.
Call of duty 4. It felt great to have people stroke my ego like that, even though I realised that being good at vidya games wasn't cool. I used to dominate even on a 2 bar connection. Hit detection was different on that game. If someone was sprinting on the other side of the map and you had a shitty connection, the hit box would be infront of them so you had to predict and prefire. It's a lot easier than it sounds to be fair.
>>646933938 >modern warfare 2 >have this "pistol only" thing for a while to try to prove to myself how good I am >don't even remember which pistol I was using >get nuke running and gunning pistol only >get called a hacker
>Main scout >Destroying bad pub I like to piss around in to boost my ego >Other team's scouts can't kill me >Probably 7-1 kd ratio >Switch to spy and rape with revolver >Switch to sniper and make them rage >16 year old admin won't stop bitching >Keep killing him >Banned for 200000 or w/e hours Reason aimbot >Fucking shit >Message the owner >He lets me back in >Destroy the same 16 year old admin >He isn't talking anymore after the owner told him to fuck off
>>646933938 Gunz the Duel Would always play on pservers and max out there but when they started going down, i went back to ijji Gunz and wrecked high levels while being lvl 12. There were a lot of hackers but i just got really good a K-style. so much QQ
Myself and my buddy used to whore the Blackhawk transport helo (the one with the minigun on the door).
He was an ace pilot, and I was exceptionally good on the gun. This was during the heyday of tracer dart spam and other lock on shit that made flying near impossible.
There was a glitch we figured out with underbarrel smoke grenades for the assault class though.
I'd run Assault w/ extra smoke grenades, and he would run engineer. He would pilot and I would door gun. If we got hit with a tracer dart or a lock on, I would switch seats immediately and fire a smoke grenade - the bug was that doing that would make it act like a flare for the helicopter and it would cancel the lock and clear the tracer dart from the vehicle.
The trick was flying low and parallel to the ground, which gave you huge targets to shoot at. Most pilots were shit and would hover high above people, and you'd have to aim down on them which was difficult to hit.
To this day I haven't seen anyone have a higher kill count in the UH-60. There were multiple games where I'd go 100+ kills and less than 5 deaths because if we got hit by a rocket, we'd fly away and repair. Only way I'd die is if a lucky sniper hit me, or someone got lucky with a dumbfire rocket.
We'd routinely get banned from servers because admins either ran auto-ban scripts if your K/D was above a certain percentage, or they'd look at the score and assume we were hacking, without spectating first.
>>646933938 >3000 hour in CoD4 >4.50 average kd ratio >everyoneisbad.cfg >admin uses wh to spectate me cuz he is too bad for useing the console >got banned for wh ofc >tried gently to explain him that he is bad >he banned me even from their forum
Yeah, all the time at Crysis 3. Had between 20-40 fps at an old computer but still beat the shit out of everyone. Stopped playing at my best times. No regrets. Haven't played that much games since then. That was 2 years ago I think.
I saw a guy hitting his stuff with a wrench and it was getting restored instead of destoyed, which is bullshit, how does hitting something with a wrench make it restore power? Wouldn't it just bend and break? I reported him immediately.
>>646939976 dude this was back in BC era relax. and it's not just gear. there's a lot of timing that goes into it with move cool downs. that's why good healers were hard to come by for big raids. everything has been made stupid proof now though. and I stopped playing after LK
Tf2 as sniper. Sometimes you just flick behind you when nothing's happening. Also csgo, wallbang on roof through heaven on nuke. Good times I tell ya. Too bad my friends all kinda stopped playing, now I just throw on my other account
>>646939837 The funny thing is that the admin is 26, but mentally 12. implying that in a 8 yo game there is no one better than him. supporting hacks websites because his lack of knowledge of the game doesnt allow him to spectate properly without useing them.
Probably he is a frustrated beta which sucks at gaming too
>>646940693 lol ok says the guy that just blew his tits off over my post. If you sucked at the game who cares, it was just a game. I also had vanilla and played it within the first month of its release, but you don't see me waving it around in people's faces. if you are still playing WoW I actually feel bad for you. it's a child's game now
>>646933938 >be me, a couple years ago >was playing in a TF2 server >spammed sticky jumper and ullapool caber, so would launch myself at a extreme distances only to blow myself up on an enemy, killing them and launching me at an extreme hight, only to kill me from fall damage >kept on killing one guy, because he would not stop raging on the mic >he goes "if you kill me one more fucking time, i'm going to ban you" >lolk >launch myself and blow up on him once again, and this time while in mid air i suicide by exploding myself in console just to taunt him >banned from server
Pretty sure the ban was lifted about a week after, but I still never came back to the server. Was pretty fun while I was on it, though.
>>646933938 Battlefield BFBC2, 3, 4 alot i can go multiple matches without dying once. or a 50-0 killstream with a shotgun in 32x32 deathmatch. or snipr 14 pilots mid air in a single rush round of BFBC2
Valparaiso and that one map with the small island overlooked by a hill were our playgrounds. Especially on Valpraiso, once all the wooden shacks were blown apart by us, the defenders were all essentially spawning on the beach unprotected, and would get absolutely demolished by us. Every leg of that map was a kill box for the helicopter if you knew how to fly/gun.
Running with extra smoke grenades gave you 6 "flares" per run, and when you went to repair/re-smoke they didn't suffer from a slow re-ammo like the HE grenades, so you'd get all 6 back in about 10 seconds.
Shit was seriously overpowered, but nobody knew about it. It had the added effect of making virtually the entire enemy team get MAD AS HELL and do nothing but try and shoot us down, instead of focusing on defending MCOM's or shooting at the rest of our team, so they would get overrun constantly while they're aiming rockets at us. The rest of our team would have the easiest kills imagineable because they'd be shooting at targets aiming at the sky (at us).
>>646936197 Got called and reported as a hacker in ranked big team battle and in Swat on Halo 3: >Playing Swat on the map that is like in a space station >My teammates are single called amoebas >End up wrecking the other team on my way to a ~46-3 kdr. >Win game 50-~24 and receive the wailing messages of the guys I played against
>Playing Ranked BTB on Valhalla >Teammates aren't complete retards >Neither is the competition >Start game ~0-5 kdr and team goes down like ~30-12 >Finish game on a ~65 kill killstreak using only the BR and Sniper >Win ~100-96 and yet again commence the wailing and cries of "hacker"
>>646938031 Shit yeah. I had two classes: 1. Straight up pistol and c4 with perks that rewarded running and rushing like a madman. 2. Same perks with a supressed 870 w/fast mag. Can't remember how many camping cucks I pissed off
Well, he was, kinda. He was in cryo aboard the Pillar of Autumn, you can see him in a cutscene I think. When the Autumn takes off it goes to Installation 04 and that's where you play the first mission on Halo CE, funny how things work out
Back in the days when minecraft pvp was fun I had many a 10 year old scream hacker at me as I gleefully ran away with their hard earned diamond gear. tbf I then realised there were no anti hacking programmes for minecraft what so ever and used so many cheats but for a while i was clean.
>2010 >playing world of warcraft >as a warrior >I was leveling my alt arms warrior for pvp >hit lvl70 >got all season 2 set and s4 accesories >went to northend >this lvl80 full epic elemental shaman >constantly beating him at duels >"Turn off the cheat ;)" >lol, this guy
>>646941291 Oh, and there's also the time I would play in All Points Bulletin: Reloaded >be me, before i quit APB:R >was a pretty decent gold threated character, also high ranking >decided that I got bored of high ranking gameplay >go and chill on new account on a bronze threated server, two skill levels below mine >rekt everything that i saw >called a cheater whenever i got on, day after day
and then there was the time i got legit hacks
>be me, once again >my friend said 'fuck it' and got cheats in APB >i'm like sure, and he gives me cheats too >go back onto gold threated servers >completely annihilating still >this time, though no one bats an eye and no one suspects me of hacking was pretty fun. >account was never banned, and is still not banned to this day
>>646933938 >Left4Dead Granted, nothing but hackers play now. But when it was popular and monitored, and my ISP didn't fucking route me 2 states away for a signal, I was usually the top player on both teams. I've been banned from several servers for "hacking" and I pretty much just quit playing since I wasn't but everyone else was.
>>646933938 >Play as morph of dota 2 >push lanes with replica active >axe and a bunch of nig nogs blink at me and throw skills >i teleport to replica >this happened a few times untill they finaly brought me down to amount of hp when axe can ult and kill me >i teleport to replica while axe is mid air(culling blade animation) >axe calls me a hacker and leaves game >typical dota 2 normal match
Ah yeah, on the Ark missions, back in the day when I'd try to show my friends, they'd get so autistically impatient when I didn't manage to get it they'd just 'troll' me by blowing it up when I finally got in it, I'll never fucking miss shitty friends with their shitty trolling
>>646933938 Guild Wars 2 launch week 2. >Nolife pvp for the first week of GW2. >play 20 hours a day and sleep 3-4 >8 ranks above the second highest player on server >get reported by entire guild cause thier leader was the 2nd place guy >super buttmad about not being the best >log in one day "Your account has been banned. blah blah email blah blah" >read email. have to agree to some bullshit. >log back in, account reset to 0 The feels. The feels. Also CoD:MW2 on the 360. holy shit the angry little 10 year olds >Nuke 3-4 games in a row every now and again >"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HACKER! NUKE HACKS! CANT GET NUKES THAT OFTEN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS!!!" Not that it ever ment anything on xbox. never even got a reprimand for that one. The gw2 shit made me want to scrape my scrotum against a cheese grater. I only play it occasionally now when my friends want a fill-in for thier turneys.
Yeah, I started playing Reach again recently for the Team Snipers, still 20k people online in total at some points during the day. My Xbox is running on fumes at the moment though, takes years to fire up and load shit now, kinda tempted to buy a new one, they can't cost that much these days
>>646942102 Heh. It was always the campers saying "that's bullshit" when they were killed. Everyone else would get upset, but the camper would call me out as a hacker because he'd mysteriously get knifed/tomahawked in the back while he was looking the other direction.
Hearing the camper rage made all the bullshit in that game worth while.
>>646939272 Spamming glitches does not make you a great player. Somewhere in between the average spoiled brat with too much air time and wannabe modder.
People have a right to bitch when kiddies like you can't compete toe to toe and cop out with shitty glitches.
The best is getting the kills on shitapples like you, over and over and listening to YOU bitch during lobbies because you have to think outside your shitbox and can't just roam and glitch people who are playing a shooter like how it was drawn up: to be played as a shooter.
>Used to play CS1.5 all day erry day. >End up playing DoD 1.3 on national level. >Get banned because "Noone can have 25-3 on 32 player public server" >Get banned for aimbot/wallhack. >Get banned for asking if people know what a headset is. >Get banned for using clantag. >Get banned for singleshotting on a BAR. >Get banned for anti-recoil (DoD weapons have recoil instead of CS bullet "spray") >Clanleader gets banned for having a nickname wich closely resembles an admins name. >Get banned for using ingame options such as fastswitching. >Get banned for being on a server cause admin has grudge against clan.
And the best one....
>Get banned for using an unmounted MG42.
Recently picked up CSGO as an ultra casual , got asked 3 times why i was smurfing....
>>646933938 Kinda ... though it was not so much skill on my part. One time many years ago playing some free-for-all Quake II mod, I got a lucky spawn just next to a massive powerup of some sort that had just spawned as well (can't remember the details).
Before I could move into the main fighting zones, the other players ran right into my line of fire (no doubt checking for said powerup), one after the other (gee, maybe if you see the first 5 guys get splattered, don't go in there?).
So basically, pure luck and extreme incompetence on their part meant that I had killed almost every player on the map within a few seconds of joining the game. Got called camper, hacker, etc. and was voted off the server.
>many, many years ago >Call of Duty (original) >playing on the wide open frost map >generally raping, mad k/d ratio >actual hacker joins and starts aimbotting errywhere >I get banned instead of the hacker
>many, many years ago again >Soldier of Fortune 2 >played game religiously and was god >stopped playing for 2 years >started playing again >first game back >you been banned, reason "you fucking hacking piece of shit"
>TF2 over the past few years >if I don't get called a hacker It means I'm having a bad day >don't go on vote enabled servers, stick to servers where the admins know I don't hack
There's more examples of this but these are the main ones I remember
>>646933938 The original Delta Force. Servers would actually be abandoned when I showed up. My kill/death ratio was 70-1. It got so that hackers would join servers and I'd get asked to cone in and fuck them up. Good times... made my much younger self feel like a somebody. Really did wonders for my self-esteem.
Sadly that was about the only fps I was ever any good at. Most times now people ask me if I'd mind cheating so they can have at least a tiny challenge.
That happened to me in cs twice, once I got a XM and rampaged the other team in close quarters. On another occasion, in a map similar to that op shows, I successfully sneaked behind the enemy team and killed them all with an ar. If I would play any fps today I would suck at it hard....rlly hard. Not rlly my genre in years...
>>646945376 Yup,shooting from the hip on maps like avalanche ensured increased amount of butthurt.
> Fullscreen admin AMX mod message " Dont rambo with MG!!!" >Ask them if they thought it was logical to lie down and get trough the whole deploy animation with 3 people shooting at me. >You have been disconnected form the server, reason: Banned.
yeah, csgo >join a random community server because i got banned from comp for abandoning >dust2 >hit a mental bhop streak from b doors down to tunnels >end it with a one-AK on a guy sat in tspawn >have a fucking orgasm, but realise that the server doesn't record demos >turns out the guy was admin >asks me if im hacking >say "obviously mate" in the chat as a joke >get kicked and banned for aimbotting, wallhacking, bhop scripting and "generally being a fucking cunt" >laugh hard
Minecraft. That brings back some memories from when I was 14.
My best friend and his two younger brothers would sweat Minecraft for days on PvP servers. I'd go stay at theirs for a few days and we'd just fucking play on faction servers and shit.
This one server, it was new, so we decided to establish ourselves as the one powerful faction early on. We put the younger two into slavery mode (beat their asses until they agreed to mine for us whilst we did the building and exploring). 5 hours in, we had our base sorted, all had full diamond gear and just built an off-site (using faction warps) zombie spawner like 20k blocks away in the middle of the ocean for farming XP. Our base was 2k blocks away from land, middle of the ocean, 40 blocks above the water. 5 cobble block thick walls (slowly converting to obsidian), spanned 4 chunks. Had defense TNT cannons and shit on the roof, and a giant burning netherrock swastika on each side of the building.
7 hours in, admins decide to challenge us to a friendly siege, we oblige (4vs3). They show up, build cannons, start firing. We wait. Once they got through the cobble, we opened up on them with enchanted bows (Punch II, Infinity I, Power V was mine). Killed one who came back (against the conditions but ohwell), noticed them using admin powers to fly back to their platform but we didn't care. Eventually got to the point where we were too open to keep firing. My friend and I use our master tactic. Used ender pearls to teleport and board their platform whilst the other two kept firing. Killed all three of them swiftly.
BANNED FOR TELEPORTING. We even asked if ender pearls were allowed before and they said yes. Butthurt Minetards.
Yup, in Garry's Mod. I used to play on TTT a lot and was even an admin on the server I played on a lot. One day some other admin that didn't like me or whatever sees me bhopping around the map (I would do this all the time and no one's said a thing for 2 months,) reports it to the owner of the server, and I get banned and stripped of my rank for "Scripting". Apparently his server settings don't allow bhopping to happen and the fact that I still could made him a whiny little bitch about it
>Plays Dust2 >Prefire common spots because fuck plebs >was down 6-0 and USP killed an Awper that was nestled in long doors >guy calls hacks and eventually brings back our ego >we bring it back like Fnatic in the first game against EnvyUs in the finals >16-14 us I can still hear the guy bitching about how im getting banned.
I quit playing online games back in the Halo 3 days. The only way I could completely finish a match in any of the games I owned was to intentionally lose. Fucking 12 year olds are so quick to pull the plug.
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