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I'd rather forget about Penis inspection day, it's a demeaning process that should be outlawed, I'm utterly convinced ye olde time peodophiles invented it to allow them to openly fondle school kids dicks
We had this one teacher who spent a long time 'checking' the younger boys penis's for irgulaties
With me it was at junior high, 7th grade (Some here in the US call it middle school) about 13 yrs old. In Gym class they just came in and got us one at a time. The school nurse made me take off my clothes to my underwear briefs. Next, she listened to my heart, had me breathe deeply a few times, thump my chest, you know the typical medical stuff. Except.... She looked me right in the eyes and said 'Now we have to check your testicles' and she pulled down my underwear herself. My dick bounced out of my briefs and before I knew it, she was cupping my balls! It was both shocking and comfortable at the same time: her hands were warm, and she was very gentle. she rolled around my balls like a normal testicle check that we all (should) do, but you have to remember, this was the first time for me. My dick instantly started growing. She noticed that I was getting embarrassed, so She said, 'You're going to be just fine. When you grow up you'll have lots of girlfriends' Then she patted my dick a couple of times and tapped the head with her fingers. I felt comforted. Women nurses know the power of compassion and how much they can help alleviate your fears. That was pretty much it.
>>647239410 It's not even about that, man. This is health related. I mean yeah, I'm sure some sickos get off on checking out dongs all day but I can say that for the 6 years I had them it was always a very chill process.
>>647239938 Yeah, give me enough time and i can write up a story that has more excitement than you can shake your dick at. Let's see..... sexy student assistant...no, a girl in my class, that's it....help me build a story, /b
>>647237957 I'm from Germany and I actually had something like Penis inspection day (not even kidding) Before I had my first day at school there was the "Ärztliche Vorsorgeuntersuchung" where the kids lined up with their parents and the doctor checked everything. Including the Penis. Pulled the Foreskin back, checked if both nuts were in the sack and things like that. And that's a true story. I'm 25 maybe older than a fwew of the kiddos here and maybe they didn't do it the years after, or it was special in my city or whatever. But Penis inspection day is kind off real
>>647239797 plus it's a really effective trust exercise and lesson for our children in regards to authority figures. studies have shown that penis inspections in schools lead to more well adjusted, happy adults. Europes lack of penis inspections kind of shows why their economies are struggling so much and why they have out of control youth unemployment.
>penis inspection day was announced 2 weeks in advance >i need it to be in tip top shape >spend 2 weeks training >i can lift up to 10 lbs now >penis inspection day finally comes >i am so tired i can't even lift 5 lbs >failed penis inspection >had to retake calculus
We always had ours down in pairs. I think it was to cut down on pedo stuff. I remember one year the gym coach was doing mine and right next to me the nurse was doing a friends of mine's. the coach reaches out with his index finger and thumb to check me but the nurse had to use her hold hand to check my friend's. I was so embarrassed and somehow i got the nickname spudwacker the next day, I'm sure my friend was behind it.
>>647236561 >be 7th grader >first penis inspection day comes >everybody nervous as we line up >teachers' room next to the gym hall >get called "next one!" >a doctor and her medic inside >name? >anon >anon please remove pants and stand by the chair >obey shyly >medic girl walks up to me >unpacks a tape measure >sits on the chair next to me so they can both see penis >she begins with my shaft measuring the sizes >folds back my foreskin >tells the numbers and some latin names to doc >the touch of her rubber gloved fingers feel so good >start to get a hard on >she proceeds to my ballsack >full boner now it twitches as she examines each testicle >i look up and the doc quickly covers her smile >medic looks rather nervous >she stands up, brings a small plastic cup and walks behind me >firmly grabs my boner and begins to stroke it >i feel her perfume so intensely now >notice my penis begins to produce some wet thing and now it's covered by it >she keeps stroking and i feel as something bursts forward in the shaft >my legs tremble and i lean my head back a little her soft dirty blonde hair brushes my face >look down and see that i pump jets of white thick stuff into the small cup >thank you anon >she lets me go and seals the cup >i just stand there like a beta fuck >medic girl gives me a paper towel to dry up >anon you can dress up and go >leave the room grinning like an idiot >go up to the class room and join my buddies in telling the girls what just happened in there >soon we hear some shouting from the hallway >teacher goes out to see what's going on >we follow him >see the 2 gym teachers chase some kid who doesn't want to get into the nurse room >have keks and bully him later
>>647240381 Or it could be we have countries like poland where there are a grand total of 3 jobs in the entire country that distort the averages? And I'd rather crippling youth unemployment and fewer guns than 'MURICAN penis inspection day and school shooting central
>>647244593 mom didn't get the assault rifle i wanted for ss day last year i hope this year i can shoot up the school with a better gun so the other kids stop making fun of me using a .22 calibre pistol last year no one was kill
>>647237841 I went to a Catholic elementary and middle school in Minnesota, and a public highschool. Only inspection I got was my physical exam by a young female doctor when I was 18 to make sure I didn't have something dangerous and random. >Her comment of "turn your head and cough" was more nervous for her because I was half hard, single and joking before hand. >she blushed and told me she was married >she had a dirtier mind than me
>>647236561 >be ninth grader >Was my first time hearing about penis expection day >Dread every day that got closer to the day. >Day comes and i get in circumsized lane. >Deathly afraid of getting a boner (i have a nice one, about 6 1/2 inches then, a little over an inch in girth) >Some guy calls "next." >Actually relived it's a guy. >Walk in room, and there's 2 medic chicks, one fugly but the other is sexy as fuck. I had a thing for latina chicks, and she was fine as fuck, but a milf. >I feel my heart drop into my stomach as the milf calls me over. >"Name please?" >"um.. anon anon" >"Ok, pants down." >She drops to her knees with her measuring tape and measures my dick, flacid which is small (im a grower.) >The instant she touches my dick i start to get erect. >Then the fugly medic walks away out of line of sight behind a table or some shit, my back was to her. >Sexy milf touches balls, now im diamonds x200 >"oh, wow." She said with a stiffled laugh. I was about to feint i was so embarrassed. >"Were going to have to measure that again arent we?" >Takes her warm rubbery gloves and wraps it around my shaft and gives it the most amazing tugs of my life. Only like 6 though. Enough for a lifetime of fap material. >"Looks like you're a pretty big grower." She said with a smile. >Takes measuring tape and measures erect dick. >The fugly bitch walks over and the milf quickly but calmly told me to pull my pants up. >Left the room with the biggest grin on my face. I had a massive tent too, and some school chicks during lunch saw and laughed. Had to go to the bathroom to de-erect myself lmao.
>>647245914 I suppose it didn't help that I was her first physical exam as a student. Oh well, we both enjoyed it. If only her genial nature was the one I got the blood work from, my physical therapist is also the one who does blood draws on occasion, she has meat hooks for hands, but they're gentle like a combination of lumberjack, sheep herder, and the precision of a surgeon...
But my question is... I was in Catholic school and an alter boy. Why is it I'm 27 and this is the first I hear of penis inspection day?
>>647246490 oh, the catholic schools can opt out of it. I think most of them do? Also it's only mandatory in some states. The US is pretty much the only country that has it, although I think there are a few Canadian provinces that do it as well.
>Be me senior year >learn this cool trick where you can use rubbing alcohol to set a part of your body on fire and not get burned for a little bit >start setting my hand on fire at parties as something to freak people out >in hindsight, I probably looked like a giant sperg >regardless, my teenage brain comes up with this great idea to try the trick with my balls >friends lose their shit >next day at school friends still cracking up >#surprise penis inspection day out of nowhere >nervous as fuck >my homeroom is assigned the most attractive woman I have ever seen as inspector >no, no, no... I am gonna fail the boner test for sure >after a long wait, it is finally my turn >fuckmeintheass.jpeg >I'm nervous as fuck, but everything is going smoothly >next up is the dreaded boner test >my inspector starts unbuttoning her blouse >she slowly approaches my shaft with both hands >I don't know what her technique is, but she had to be a porn star at one point in her life > as her hands gyrate up and down my nightcrawler, I start thinking about the only thing that can keep me from failing >gary busey >by some miracle, I stay flaccid >my inspector, thinking she had another victim is visibly frustrated as she record my results > just as she is about to congratulate me for passing, she notices the hairlessness of my chode >holy fuck. the fire must have singed my sack bald >automatic fail >mfw you can't graduate if you fail penis inspection day >mfw when I have to repeat 12th grade >mfw when everyone calls me "Jerry Lee Lewis" because of my "Great Balls of Fire"
>>647248041 Why would i lie? It's not like i have anything to hide. My last comp i had 1500 pics categorized. They're all on my spare HD drive in my drawer. The only reason i have that pic is b/c she looked like someone i know.
>>647236561 So I was told never to talk about my penis inspection? >5th Grade >assistant principle in my elementary school said he needed me in the office >said that in order to move out of elementary school I needed to have an him make sure I was ready >pulled my pants down >rubbed his hand on my penis for a while >then I got dressed and left
he was pretty clear I wasn't supposed to bring this up but maybe since this is an anonymous site it's ok.
>>647253779 I was waiting for somebody to pick up on that one. Yes, see lower when I became a Mexican Wrestler nude in public Here I am back when I returned to be a white guy getting a penis inspection from your mom
>>647237841 Went to school in the US and never had a "penis inspection" had full physicals at school but that's it. Only time I got my penis "inspected" in my life was by a doctor when I had chicken pox all over my dick when I was a kid.
>>647255663 To make sure you're developing correctly. i mean, you don't want a crooked-ass dick or only one testicle. It's just routine maintenance. Some places even go so far as to check sperm counts to make sure you're fertile.
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