if you could do anything and would have 100% guaranteed success. What would you do ?
Congratulations, you have officially played the lottery successfully. You picked numbers and purchased the ticket with an ability better than any seen before.
However the numbers you picked were incorrect.
I would impregnate the Queen so as to gain leverage over the realm. Thereafter I would have them build me my own castle on an artificial island in the middle of the Thames.
Then I would spend the rest of my days sitting on my artificial island, stroking the back of my white pussy, cat, over and over and over.
take over europa in the name of national socialism
Crush society as we know it and install a new system (sorry it's not socialism either, that's gay and doesn't work) whereby the world can be kept in a state of peace through controlled conflict, and I reign supreme
I'd figure out "the theory of everything"
A hypothetical single, all-encompassing, coherent theoretical framework of physics that fully explains and links together all physical aspects of the universe.
Ofcourse, I'm dumb as a brick, I even had to google that definition off wikipedia, but it'd be neat to see where the world would go if it happened. I'm so ready for a life altering breakthrough. Of any kind.
win the 766 million dollar lottery
>then be sad it's not a billion
>emma watson says yes
>immediately bend her over and glorious anal
>she gives up her career and starts eating
>a year later you have a 600lb bitchmonster who blames you for everything
>still wants anal all the time but your penis boycots any involvement
>you wind up with a strap on trying to keep emma happy
>a year later you an hero because you can't take it
>emma stays fat and starts doing anal cam shows for bitcoins
good choice anon
>driving views to your shitty company by not providing context to what it is
I see your game
the human condition unfortunately requires that people have a common enemy or whateva to be united against. with this hope and preoccupation they can be sated. the crime figures have been steadily rising since world war II. it is in these quiet white rooms screams will be heard the loudest. the static of hunger comes
Total world domination. Duh
OH SHIT. YOU FUCKED UP ANON.
Flarge is mud that is on fire. Fludge is flarge that isn't on fire but burns.
I JUST INVENTED FLARGE BEFORE YOU FAGGOT YOU LOSE.
Rob a bank for $500 million and never get caught in my whole lifetime.
well you see, that's just why. it truly is an unfortunate thing, some people in this world like little kids and others have an insatiable hunger to hurt. Both are unjustifiable. kiddie-watcher feels a bit better if no child-feeling. hurt-hungerer feels a bit better if the people he finds and gets are better off dead anyway
well the easiest way to find, would be the register. assuming you stayed off of that, you could be okay. again, it's nothing personal. but a propensity is a liability, in both cases. your hunger would endanger you, as mine
fuck my girlfriends hotter younger sister.... well preferably it would be better if I could dump my current girlfriend altogether and just start a new life with her sister.... she is that much hotter
the worst part about that ability is that you will occasionally desire human interaction. The cloak... although invisible... wouldn't aid in your particular escape. If you are caught with this particular immortality. You would be subject to animal treatment forever. Perhaps they will let you go.... I doubt it... but if you do, you will be on a rampage of murder