ERP is Erotic Role-playing.
Today I went into an ERP thread to get my ass pounded by a horny anon...
Anon's Log, 20.10.2015:
Today a woman came by. She had black hair, pale skin, and her tits were fucking terrific. She was looking for something, kept licking her lips while she was staring at my crotch. I finally mustered up the balls to walk up to her and proposition her. Couldn't keep my eyes off her cleavage, or her stockings. Wish I had, those lips were to die for, and her eyes were pretty too.
"Hey," I said. "What brings you here? You want to hook up or something?"
>The girl beamed, looking up from her diary, her expression almost disbelief.
"Oh, do I?" She licked her lips again, and stood up against you. Her midriff exposed, she pressed her body against yours as her long arms found their ways around your shoulders and neck. "I would simply LOVE to." She beckoned. "Anon, please be really, really dirty... As dirty as you like..."
Ok we've got people at least trying, a couple of people having that same fucking pointless argument as always, and someone asking for source on an image they could've just googled. What are we missing?
*knocks on door*
He hadn't expected this sort of enthusiasm, but relaxed in her arms easily as she pressed against him. From zero to throbbing in five seconds, his cock bulged out from his pants against her hip while she brushed up over his body. "Dirty, huh?" He chuckled, and finally did something more than pop a boner against her. His hands moved up her back - toned, he pinched his fingers over her lats with a shiver. "Do you mean, 'cum all over your face and leave your eyes plastered' dirty, or 'piss all over me and spit on my nose' dirty?"
Ascended super shitposting.
"Hmm..." The black haired girl wondered. "If you want to peepee all over me you can, Anon~" She winked. "But otherwise, I do like myself some warm sticky cum~" The girl continued. As your boner sprang up, one of her hands retreated down from his neckline to massage the Anon's special visitor through his pants. "I'm such a whore, Anon... Just use me however you like~ and then pass me on~" Her words rolled off her tongue like slow, sweet syrup.
"That part was just a joke, you know," he chuckled, running his fingers over her shoulders. "Still, I wouldn't mind covering your face with a sticky load." As her fingers rubbed across his throbbing dong, his back stiffened just a little, before he covered up the motion with a clearing of the throat. His hands brushed back down over her back, then to the curve where her ass jutted out, to cup her firm cheeks and grope them in a tight grip. "Even better, I think I'd like to make a home for my cock inside you," and he was getting into it now, rolling his hips up to her massage and drifting his lips closer to her plump, cherry-colored flesh, "Maybe your cunt, or your ass. I'll leave it up to you."
Kinda got cut off hahaha.
Besides my piss poor punctuation... not bad.
"Oh yes, Anon, there's a nice home for your cock down there..." She giggled, her perky rump in your hands. "Would you like to explore the property? I can open the door for you..." She moaned playfully and licked the Anon's neck. "Please," The girl whispered as she lifted up her skirt, and slowly slid down her pristine, silky panties. "I'll just open this door up..." she continued, preparing herself. "Open the door... step on the floor..."
>Everybody walk the Dinosaur
Use these images for whatever. I'm just posting mindlessly.
Are they even still using that one now that they have that God Form or whatever the fuck it's officially called?
On that note, what's the English dub calling that? Are they allowed to even use the word "God" in anime dubs yet?
>Anon's Log. 20.10.2015
>Got trolled, again. I'm glad an asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs.
Since her hands were free from his cock, there wasn't really any incentive to stay there, smushed up against her breasts, feeling her heat against his, lips so close that they shared the air each other breathed. Well, when put that way, there was plenty of incentive. Still, he followed her hands down, skipping over her skirt until his palms wrapped around the backs of her knees. His grip cupped around her legs, he slipped up her thighs and leaned in, planting kisses and licks up her porcelain-like skin. Just the barest hint of sweat, but a wonderful, feminine kind. He lapped and dragged up, until he found her plush inner lips. "Well, I'll let myself in," he said to her, flicking the tip of his tongue out slickly over that pair of pink labia.
I feel obligated to post this again.
People fucking critiquing anime porn. what the fuck, /b/?
>A subtle flick of her wrist, a red handkerchief appeared in her hand. With wavy motions of her hands the penis was soon masked from the view.
>The suspense in the room was so thick one could cut it with a knife as she wiggled her fingers in a mystical pattern inches away from the now wrapped member before yanking the cloth away
Woooow, how did she do that?!
I actually would have kept going but something came up so I ended it with a meym
TOO SPOOKY AND MYSTERIOUS
... IN FACT, ONLY ONE POSSIBLE CONCLUSION CAN BE REACHED
SHE'S A GODDAMN DRUID
Five's the highest I'm willing to go.
Anyone still up for non asterisk tier ?
>tfw you live in Europe and always come at the wrong time
*cums a huge load out of my nipple that soaks you from head to toe, before I slip to my knees and start slurping it up from between your feet, groveling with bizarre utterances*
Honestly I think it's probably just one or two people using multiple characters to spam their advertisements. Like how there's been that obvious one person spamming for "drowning" play for months.
Well, alright, I'll try something. Gotta warn you I have some grammar problems though since I'm not english.
Sitting at her doorstep, she wastes time watching upon the garden and the street, not having anything to keep herself busy. She sighs as the strong wind caresses her clear brown hair, hiding her green eyes from the sight of any passerby. As she stands up to correct it, one can notice her petite and frail person, barely up to the average size of a woman, but nonetheless with great figures.
Of all the faults with the dub of DBZ ("I CAN SEE THEIR PARACHUTES, THEYRE OK", cutting out numerous incidents of actual fighting to edit in more STANDING THERE STARING), the music was never at fault and was always at least mostly appropriate, which is more than you can say for some dubs.
The street entertainer was clad in a neon-green and -blue leotard, the blue portion extending from his chest to his crotch, outlining his massive girth, though still hard. He wheeled along before she caught his eye, and though his long hair swept in the way for a moment, he maintained his balance as he looked her up and down. Winking at her, he held out his arms, maintaining his balance while also posturing in his brightly colored costume.
"Hey babe," he called over. "Want to take a ride? It'll be fun!"
yeah there has been a fucking ton of people advertising wanting scenes of that on the f-list chat rooms lately, enough of a spike to make me think it can't just be one or two people
She laughs at the strange side, at least compared to her own clothing, which consisted of a white shirt and pleated skirt, with average heels.
" Are you trying to sell me your services, she says approaching him, or is that an invitation ? "
"Well, I'm not some street tart looking for a buck for a bang," he countered, but with a well-meaning grin.
With ease, he paused his unicycling, and the vehicle began to topple over till he stopped it with his forward foot, and slung back the other over the seat. A flick of the wrist, and the unicycle slung up to prop against a lamp-post, while he spun to face her. Not without flourish either, for he grasped her hands in his fingers with a gentle touch, stepping in with the grace of Casanova courting a Duchess.
"You have beautiful eyes," he sighed. "Like limpid pools of moon tears gathered up in an Easter candy basket. I beg you, be the Juliet to my Romeo. Just without the dying. I hate dying. Oh, and none of the nonsense about courting each other and being interrupted by nurse-maids and street fighting."
Well, I've heard witches are pretty good with wood, that's why we burn em, but it's also been told that unlike wenches, witches can't actually make a man cum no matter what orifice she's been plowed into
They really wanted that shit to "become an epic maymay" like the other ones did (with the "I'm on a horse" and such) didn't they?
I guess Ms. Green-eyes couldn't handle my character's massive personality.
Surprised as she is, she can't help but take an interest into that weirdo courting her.
" What a strange man for me to fall in love, she answers jokingly. Well then, my dear, I guess there's no one to disturb us ? "
She frees her hand before walking away, back at her doorstep, but clearly inviting him offer.
Bruh, you said 'non-asterisk tier' roleplay, but you're basically just doing asterisk tier roleplay without the asterisks. I'm not gonna hang around for five hours to have coffee with you while you respond to the drivel I pound out in less than five minutes with shit that's even lower quality.
Don't advertise yourself as being good next time. I got all excited for something interesting with a bit of meat to it. Then I got served a generic salad with a side of two fries. Count them, two. Sorry, but you hoodwinked the wrong guy, and I'm not hanging around to bang anime grill #45 on her living room couch while the cicadas chirp in the distance.
Are you fucking jerking off on a conversation or what ?
I have to say that's not one of my quirks and I'm not appealed at all by non erotic roleplay, which explains why I'm bad at that shit and I certainly didn't plan for it to last five hours.
I'm not writing off a whole fucking virtual life for myself, I'd got on f-list if I wanted that shit or normal roleplaying place.
Negative, that citizen suffers from an incident where she ate soap.
Also, she should be apprehended for public exposure. And indecency.
However, I'm a busy peacekeeper. Got places to go. And things to do.
Miss the point a little more, why don't you?
You were bad and boring.
Anuu!! Cheeki Breeki!! Iv damke!
we need more variety in our shitposts
although that "hi im goku" thing is roughly the equivalent here
Do you put on your robe and wizard hat?
To all the people in this thread.
We won. Fuck you.
Shit, where did you pop in from?
Eh, Van, what kind of artist are you?
we won 616 Appraisals from our masters.
Bugger off cat, I already gave you milk. I need to get these papers done by tomorrow
>I didn't quite know whose cat it was, I'd seen her few times around the neighbourhood, but only just recently she'd been making more and more visits to my flat squeezing her way in through the broken back door. Quick pet, or something to eat was usually what she was after, but this time she seemed way more clingy than usual
Right, And that's fine.
Care to elaborate?
Just someone with a passion for
Stuff and things.
Escort work? I've done that. It's rather boring in my opinion.
Nothing happens to boring convoys anyway.
What'chu gonna do to little ol' me, Officer?
Well, my clientele requested a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go full master and change my whole entire house into a dungeon like dungeon master with a full dungeon in my house and it's going really well.
You lost me now.
Eh, care to explain?
Probably not a good idea to reference Pompeii, given how that ended up for its residents....
I'm not quite sure yet.
But maybe I'll come up with something~
Definitely the latter that caused their sudden and frightening demise. The Gods love their shitty stoops.
you guys are all fucking autists. I love you guys.
>Shoves a train up your ass
D-did you say autists?!
You don't need to make silly excuses, son.
Ugh, huh? Wait, already? It's freaking 10:38 guys and you're already at it? Man, can't keep it in your pants huh?
7 more days.
Never huh? You guys go at it more than Moonguard then.
/aco/ killed all the random hentai dump threads, so I come here to post now.
only slightly though
christ, forgot how big the res on that one was
OP can't bump their own thread. They die.