ITT: we discuss the most depraved/fucked up/nasty things you've spanked it to.
Horse cumshot compilation.
afraid to say this is also what i've done. generally seen women get sprayed on in cum turns me on and idk why. most hentais i've watched deal with guys just unloading a gallon of semen in women's faces.
>most hentais i've watched deal with guys just unloading a gallon of semen in women's faces.
You know when you go for a pee and its a really long one? I've always imagined what it would feel like if you came that much.
i totally agree with you. we can unload a lot with under the right conditions but never as much as horses.
i remmeber reading this when i started surfing /b/. oh 2008 how cruel were thee.
checkd em. but man how can you get off to this. not judging.
i found it funny though. someone accepted money to do this. probably not because of enjoyment in anyway but purely money.
only way id do somthing like this is like that shit people ask "would you ###### for a million dollars" fuck yea. a million dollars. but ill go work at mcy deez nutz before i stoop this low
OP here, this is probably one of my favourite videos.
That's fucking beautiful.
if she was naked and did more stuff aside from a blow job i would spank to it. but her been fully clothed just got me hard (not wet). nice vid though, that guy unloaded real nice on her.
I remember watching a video on one of those xtube or whatever website where it was some gook bitch sitting on metal wedge triangle like thing with her pussy and ass spread evenly on both sides... and her getting electrocuted that way.
It was the most gorgeous thing I've seen and heard, her voice breaking and tears rolling down her face... this bitch was just squealing it was PERFECT.
I can't find it for the life of me but if anyone has seen it or can find it I'd be happy.
I can't answer that.
Do you take me for a pervert?
I'm not a pervert
Damn I can't believe you'd think that
That's it no more food for you!
Oh my God is that!
Oh fuck it just read the first letter of every sentence.
A photo of my cousin in her bathing suit that i scanned and blew up.
i get that i love a girl that likes being dominated. but idk about shitting down her throat. definitely not marriage material. say i may shit on a bitch if she asks me but fuck i aint talking to that psycho again lol
I've masturbated to my aunt multiple times. When I was about 13 or maybe 14 (mayyybee 15) her husband was away in the DR visiting family, she didn't have her 2 kids at the time and said she'd be lonely and sad and that I should come sleep over and that we could even share the bed... I didn't think about it and said no thanks. I should have went... last time I saw her was my wedding 3 years ago. I'd still fuck her she's a skinny blonde with a little ass and perky older lady tits. I remember seeing her naked at the beach when she was changing in the car... innie pussy trimmed, she was the one who talked to me about girls, sex and eating out a girl.
She's my fathers sister and we don't really talk to her any more she got n really bad into drinking
Hey /bros/ Chip Handsome here. battletoads.jiff. Any ov you gents like cheese peperpini pizza?
it is, but assplay gets some people hotter. doesn't mean you'll magically blow a huge load though, blowing a huge load comes from waiting inbetween, being hydrated, etc.
But if someone is a faggot and is into ass stuff, that will get them the most horny and therefore they'll blow the biggest loads.
>get picked for jury duty
>"what we're about to show is going to be incredibly disturbing but you need to see it. It's security footage of the accused drowning his victim"
Big mare butts. I used to do animal care and we had this really small horse with a fucking huge ass. I fingered her and licked her out during breaks so many times. I loved to bury my face in her sweet pussy while she came on my face. I also want to suck off a dog.
I have a video of her eating shit out of a fat mans ass. It's revolting but she was so hot looking in the vid it amazed me. Looks like she was whoring herself out and the guy was recording it. Not professionally done.
this one time i was sitting in my room watching tv when i noticed my dog had been licking himself for a while. i decided to check on him and when i did he had the biggest boner i have ever seen on a dog. it was throbbing and the more i looked at it, the harder i got. so i started to pleasure myself and came buckets. i still don't understand why it turned me on so much. must have been cuz i was so horny.????
>that part where shit runs down on her vagina
True story, when I was like 8 or 10 or whenever the fuck little boys figure out how to start jacking it, I thought that you actually could do this and orgasm through the whole thing, but I always lost my concentration cause I was laying on the bed.
So I tried at first to stand by the toilet and Jack it so I could just relax into it, couldn't do it. Naturally my next course of action was to jack off normally and then rush to the bathroom when I was about to nut.
Fortunately for me and unfortunately for everyone reading this and thinking I got caught in some sort of compromising position, all that happened was I got blue balls.
>"Who's shit is that?"
>"that's my shit"
>"yes it is."
Queeny and Max? Im going to need a link to that.
90% of the horse cumshots you see are fake. Watch one of those vids were the farmer/dr sticks like that big fuck off vagina suitcase on them. They go mental, you can see their veins pumping. They'd boot anyone near em because their so riled up. It's fake.
wow you've seen Jackass 2? can I come over and watch if your mom says its ok?
>watch the video out of curiosity
>pop a huge hard on
> be me @ 19
>my mom and aunt are having a girls night out with a few friends
>dads having a poker night with the guys
>i get stuck sitting for my 16 year old cousin with downs syndrome
>we watched a few epps of teen titans
>decided that my lil cuz needs to see his first porn
>a few minuets into it i start seeing him rub on his cock and noticed he has a big one
>i start getting hard
>he put his had in his panama bottoms and starts to wack it
>tell him he can pull them down if he wanted
>he may lack in the smarts area but he has the cock of a porn star
>started wacking with him
>not only does he have to cock of a porn star but the load too
>blew my load everywhere
Thanks but thats not really a link. Also not as much puje as i thought there was going to be.
Ok, that is a detailed sketch with shading, but I have done stuff with higher detail levels... such as this one...
That's impressive dude
Almost makes me wanna wish I was into dragons
Ever drawn Barney the dinosaur? Not really a dragon but close. What about Jake Long. Or I guess Yoshi's a dinosaur too. Paarthunax?
I fapped to a guy fucking a pony once.
Like a real pony
None of that clopping shit
An actual live dog sized horse in a living room while the same pony licked another dudes junk.
It was freaky but the mare seemed to be enjoying it...Alot.
Even when he went anal.
when my cousin was 21 i convinced this ugly girl to have sex with him cuz he was a virgin and she felt sorry for him, told her i had to be in the room so he wouldn't freak out. he got on that shit like he was a pro. i came to that too.LMAO
Most horse cumshots are faked, there's always a cut off scene transition before a cumshot and they just fill their mouth with fake white consistency and pretend its spilling out as they continue their blowjob, this is obvious because they lose their erection IMMEDIATELY when they cum because they don't care about pleasure like humans and a few other animals. Some scenes are even faked with a fake horse dick.
I do draw porn for myself now and then, yea...
It is hard to strike a balance between actually getting the drawing done and getting too distracted by it while drawing. Weird shit. But it is so worth it.
Yea, i get off to dragons. But also normal lesbian porn or solo sex toy user vids... depends on my mood.
What videos are you watching? Probably ones of racing horses being masturbated. Of course they're gonna go nuts. Those horses are usually less than three years old. They're bred for their musculature. They usually aren't trained well, beyond being aimed.
Go find videos of trail horses or dressage horses being used for stud. Those horses are older and steadier.
This is coming from someone who grew up with horses.
Pocket money. I am busy with other things at the moment. Studies, mainly.
Although I once did design a sex toy for Bad Dragon. That paid $400 in store credit. I might actually opt to do that on freelance basis again because 3D modelling just seems to be better paid.
I put my ass hole on a passed out girl nose and farted, after that I put my dick in her mouth and jerked it off, then I finished on her cheek. Seeing her now gets me hard, because I can't stop imagining her with my cum on her cheek
I used to be on DA but Dragon porn seems to appeal more to the furry audience. I have a gallery on furaffinity and that community buys over half of all my commissions. A sound business plan.
For regular non creature porn, DA would probably be better. But like I said, I get more requests than I can fulfill...