I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!
FUCK YOU PRAISE THE DARK GOD
Best part of the Citadel DLC. Very nearly the best part of 3 full stop.
i still havent tried it in my locals
then I don't give a shit about your opinion. If you can't muster the energy to move your fatass, Cheeto dust covered finger to google something you're definitely one of those one sentence ERPers.
it doesnt surprise me people say this
why is there a fucking kamen rider in the ERP thread.
>not erp'ing about the wizard ass
I'm back, bakas
I wish I saved my ERP last thread. Didn't think about it...
Now, I can't find any archive for it...
Either way, while I do some work and stuff, I'll continue posting lewd Cirnos
If that one guy who really enjoyed it capped it, I'd love to DL.
Eh, oh well.
I liked it. I just derped and forgot to screencap before rushing off to the bathroom.
Long and hard, bby. The Path is long and hard.
Eh, honestly, I actually had to use the bathroom, not "use" it.
I'd had a fuckload to drink and eat.
Not really that sexy what happened next.
how do i look? the inkling says, as she begins to walk towards to you
Yeah... I was hoping it was misinterpreted, though.
I'm not discussing how I took a shit.
You sat on a toilet while your asshole dilated, your colon went through spasms, and then you oozed out a big, brown and green log of chunky food matter. The stench was atrocious, and bits floated in the toilet even after you finished your shit.
nothing really, just chillin here
Sure, man, whatever floats your boat... =/
> You people are annoying as shit,
Is this your first week here or something?
"why dont you come here and taste it? its all your tonight anon"
as she keeps massaging her body, waiting anon to free his buldge
Well, I assume it was supposed to be perspective.
However, I don't really care if you find it annoying. There's 99 other threads you can fuck around on, so why not do so? Clearly, you're masochistic.
Who's that character?
I thought she might've been Rena at first.
minha? whos that? besides i alredy started, idk if the other anon wants me to (because doing many erps at a time can kill the mood sometimes)
>implying there's anything wrong with this thread
>implying you're not the only thing wrong with this thread
kekity kek kek
>minha? whos that? besides i alredy started, idk if the other anon wants me to (because doing many erps at a time can kill the mood sometimes)
Minha is a really cool and cute native chick from Brazil I think. No worries, I gotcha. Maybe next time, ya?
What the fuck did you say to me you little faggt my name is goku and i hate every single one of you i drink vodka and redbull and i wear a komodo and speak japanese anytime i can but i rarely get a response and go commit sugoku faggot.
I think her name is Ryona but she is an oc of aosora
"If you're offering, how could I refuse?" He says with a smile. His belt buckles comes loose as his pants fall, his underwear following soon after. His engorged prick is on full display as he approaches the Inkling. "Let's see how well you handle a cock."
"I'm a thirsty neckbeard, how could I refuse?" He says, with a smile. His belt buckles come loose as his pants fall, his underwear following soon after, with his self-respect following. His engorged prick is on full display, as is his terrible choosing in phrasing to describe his penis. "Tell me, how can I sound like a creepy rapist for you today?"
>not wearing one of these bad boys
Do you even "collect" the "dragon balls"?
well what is this little thread here?
Gotta dig through a lot of rough to find a diamond, friend.
Oh look, a piece of plywood calling a stick: 'wooden'.
not sure who that is. It was just some random guy I wanted to finish an erp session with.
i don't even want a diamond. anything more than a fucking rock would be perfect.
Hey, who you calling a moron, moron?!
Well, that sounds fun. Doesn't seem to be a lot of that happening here though...
"ive had quite expierence with these" she says as she puts anon´s cock between her hair and begins to rub it "im gonna make you empty your balls tonight"
I'm calling you a moron. Not the character, but you, the poster behind the character, the one wearing the character as a skin so that you can fap with other neckbeards while putting so little effort into your posts, that even a kindergarten student could write it better.
"I've had quite experience with these," she strokes out as she puts Anon's cock between her tentacle hair, spazzing out and rubbing along because of her retard seizure. "I'm gonna spew some cliches now. Balls!"
>tfw found a goddamn diamond
Keep looking and godspeed.
"Well, this is a new one." He shudder as his member is enveloped by her warm, slimy tentacles. He presses her hands together firmly as he guides her feelers up and down his shaft, feeling a pressure growing from his balls.
"Your epilepsy intrigues me." Stuff happens to his body and he fucks his hair, and there's pressure in his balls, because despite how he's explaining everything else, he decided to put that he was about to cum in more 'poetic terms'.
You're pretty good. I want to fuck you next.
you seem to have caught me in an... embarassing situation. excuse me while i put on something a little less revealing. *blushes*
I meant these fucking things. The ones that iPhone users love as though Apple invented the very idea of image macros, just like every other thing Apple "invented".
It haas been slow.. well. We can speed things up, no?
-pinching the hem of your thigh high sock, I give it a little stretch upwards before releasing it with a playful snap. Then, leans in with one arm supporting itself beside you as a ways of cornering you as i hover my lips a brushing down your neck-
Sure, I'd love to join in on being a slave to an ultra-violence 'domme' who expects to be worshiped just because.
this guy is still here complaining about doms? jesus christ
>mfw retards who can't tell the difference between a dom/domme and an ultra-violence psycho, or Gary Stu/Mary Sue 'worship me because' character
No. I had to go searching. Good luck!
And they also love having the cock somehow penetrate through that fucker.
Although with how absurdly huge porn artists draw dicks I guess in their universe they'd have to get used to that.
I just finished watching this anime. Honestly one of the worst things I've seen
I blame you faggots for chasing off that stocking!
No, you shouldn't say anything. There has been little effort put into it, though that's markedly more than the posts show. See, I actually have to take a second to think about how to twist the original words to show the truth behind them, rather than just pound on my keyboard with one hand while I pump my dick raw.
"Leave it on," he replies, as he walks over to the couch and sits behind you, as if acting like a control freak will somehow make him a dominant individual, force you to submit to his will, and give some thin veneer of pretext to the badly-written smut to come. "Bend over for me. Wait, no, we need to make conversation first. What's on the telly, Rose?"
its just that i am not that smart.... i am only 15 and a blonde .... and i was told i was gonna be given some ear warmers if i posed like this wearing these clothes..
lewd anon! i am calling the cat cops
>and i was told i was gonna be given some ear warmers if i posed like this wearing these clothes..
Okay, you can stay, that was kinda funny.
getting constant dcs anon, i fear ill have to leave
"Just some TV!" She said, but it was nervous, and not an exclamation as you may assume from the punctuation provided. She covered up, maybe because you're a complete creep. "How'd you get in here? I should be calling the cops, but first I have to find out if I'm a complete fucking ditz or not."
This would have happened anyway. Don't know why I bothered with Inkling x Anyone, since he's notorious for abandoning early with some excuse.
Probably needs to get sleep before school starts in the morning.
I had hope. I thought it would get better. I was sadley mistaken
What your doing doesn't take much effort at all either. It's actually much easier to "twist" someones words than to move a scene along.
I don't expect you to understand that, though since your head is so far up your own ass.
I'm down. Grumpy af I didn't get me that angel ass
Slight amazement of her cognitive skills soon turned into mild depression as he pondered how human race had managed to survive this far turning his face into a frown.
"To watch TV, this is still my living room", he sneered as he began to loosen the tie around his neck and unbutton topmost buttons of his shirt
Oh, yes, pacing is so difficult. Wait, no, it really isn't. See, what the problem is with the so-called ERPs in this thread: none of them have any idea of how to pace. It's either all too quick, or all too slow; too many details are skipped or expounded upon, depending on the players; far too often, you're left with a pair of stuttering autists, wondering how to interact their characters with each other - that is, if you can consider their characters as separate from the players. Did you know that a lot of the ERPers in these threads are either playing expies of themselves, or just some flimsy cardboard girl that has no personality beyond 'My player wants to fap, so fuck me, I'm a slut'?
I'm not even going to rewrite this, as it's gold on its own: here, we have the moron, in his vain attempt to inject humor into a scene after being harshly criticized, make himself out to look more foolish.
Don't tell me you're the same guy that complained that people weren't describing the tiling of the floor or what color the fucking walls were. It's not even worth replying to you if that's the case
Oh, I'm very glad you remembered that rant, but you missed a few details. I wouldn't expect an eye for detail around here, so that's fine, but next time:
Please, do pay a little more attention.
Reminder that unless you're OP, taking a moment to post a picture or short sprawl will bump the thread.
agreed let it die along with all good anime, attack on titian is shit, sword art online is shit, ,hack is shit everyone who makes current anime hates it because they make no money making fan fair bullshit and not making what was good about anime, ultimate gore, incest, insane fight scenes>>647952532 shit like this and people who like it destories anime for everyone who really did like it, thanks to u stupid fucks who like these thread we will never get another prince mononoke nor spriggan nor vampire hunter d nor desert punk nor shit the list goes on and on
What? Too many or rough stuff?
Then I better get improvisational here
Can you explain to this dip shit why we don't get good animes anymore, I don't understand.
kek good times
It's amazing how efficient it is to dismantle these threads by taking a few moments to enumerate, in all the ways, roleplayers' flaws as they're playing. So much better than spamming scat, or catty little phrases.
There's a big difference between self-importance, and speaking from knowledge on a topic.
tbh it's the only way I can see an RP working with her and not just using the look of the character
is her insisting she's fuckin awesome at sex too without knowing what she's in for
Those dubs. My buds. They tingle
Oh, I assure you, it's an unintended effect. Not one that I mind, as these threads have devolved into a disgusting circlejerk of personas rather than a place to work in a scene or two anonymously. Trust me, if I were one of the more popular faces, there would be less hostility toward my sentiments - maybe even some cheering.
sigh.. well dangit, I can't be havin This caliber of lawsuit
>Trust me, if I were one of the more popular faces, there would be less hostility toward my sentiments - maybe even some cheering.
Okay, I'm convinced this is bait now.
>u make japan anon with fanfair anime and selling little trinkets
But I don't... And I don't know anything that's why I asked. I watch anime that interests me now and then and I don't follow much of it.
nah thats a verifiable fact of avatarfag groups
i've seen it happen myself, hell i've tested it myself
something said by a known avatarfag is reacted to far differently than the exact same thing said by an "anon"
Any chance I can baka before this thread dies?
What the fuck kind of cake would lure an angel out..?
the problem is its all ruined hot topic and all that stupid shit ruined it,people say they like anime and u ask them what kind, they say attack on titian and u name forty popular ones then they say i dont really watch that much anime i just like it,,,,the problem is the culture people mistook it for, we arnt loners who watch anime, newfags are, we had a group that was ecliptic from druggies to football preps,loners took it over thinking we were loners too, we never were
Oh, I completely misread what he typed. It's 4 am here, okay?
Yeah that's true, I don't even care anymore. He's probably helping at least one person improve on their writing. I don't know why I'm defending them, I get extremely frustrated when trying to ERP here too.
The wording here is confusing.
Is this primarily a complaint about those people you mentioned who only saw maybe like 3 anime?