Where does the "lifehack" come in you daft fuck? Maybe I should kick your little balls for not reading what this thread is about. But you would probably like that wouldn't you, you cunt
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I like this one because I'm fat, more money for food
You know at those self checkouts at grocery stores, if you lay something down on the scanner, it'll weigh it. Take a sharpie, black out all the barcodes of what you want to buy, and when they are on the scale, ring em up as a cheap vegetable by the pound. 2 pounds of steak that would normally cost 15 bucks now costs about a dollar, or how much 2 lbs of bananas would be.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
just watch out. A lot of stores these days have the resonate circuits that make the theft alarm go off in the barcode stickers and those might not be deactivated by the checkout because vegetables do not have those and must thus not be deactivated
If you borrow $100 from a friend and don't pay him back you just made $100.
Short on money?
- Can't go to the cops.
- Cash business: they'll usually have $500-1,000 in the hotel
- Women are easy to physically control
1. Check her out on TheEroticReview to see that she doesn't have a pimp
2. Call from a burner cell phone for appointment
3. Choke her ass out and ask where the money is as she's waking up and not thinking straight.
4. Take the money, her phone, her laptop.
5. Punch her HARD in the solar plexus to disable her for a few minutes while you leave
Does anyone know any good gambling hacks that work at casinos besides card counting? The one I go to (and I imagine most now adays) use 6 decks/auto shufflers so that really throws off that system.
Play poker.... you're not playing against the house, just the other players, so the rules aren't stacked against you.
If you're awesome at poker, that'd be the way to go.
Anyhow counting takes lots LOTS LOTS of practice and money.
>I've heard its a pretty easy way to gain if you play right
If the odds were in the gambler's favor, the casino wouldn't do it.
> frequent shuffling negates card-counting
> card-counting is a super high skill activity anyway
> small time games with 1-2 decks might be what you've heard about . . . they don't pay a lot
> most casinos will let you bring a sheet of optimal strategies to the table to guide your play. . . even then it's not in your favor
> "Beat the Dealer" was a hit when it came out and the casinos wised up.
1/8? Get that shit outta here.
1g - $10
1o usually around $160
Motherfucken Canada eh Ontario the great white North-south
Those are similar prices to the legal pot shop 2 blocks away from my house in Seattle.
But just like out beer our weed is stronger too for it has to be to survive in this Canadian climate
Not sure if this will work but it won't hurt you. You could extract DXM with an acid/base extraction but it's a shitty drug in the first place.
Plus drinking straight Delsym (or however) is easy, just avoid Guiafenisen and Acetaminophen.
> probably spelled some names wrong, just figure it out
Like people on 4chan can afford medical weed
Because in Canada the laws are very strict at the moment, now the Trudeaus' here we don't have to worry but in time y'know?
Did no one notice you molest chidren?
OKAY, NOT SURE IF SUPER TROLL OR NOT.
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
You're just as bad, fucking faggot.
Both of you kill yourselves
Calling anyone on /b/ a troll should result in a ban
Not really bro, like "Oh look we're doing it, we've done it in just the most populated areas and literally nowhere else".
Like I'm small town, atm though London, Ont. still illegal and I'm grabbing half o's everyweek, can't wait for the future bruh
A thread that had potential for some interesting, useful info has been ruined by a bunch of beta fags getting hard off the fact that someone who not as beta as them isnt familiar with a certain copypasta. I've been here for years and you faggots who think you're the shit cause you're not a "newfag" blending in with your beta b/ros are whats ruining this board.
And how's not getting trolled working out for ya?
Or you just buy chloroform. It doesn't work like in the movies, but it gives a wicked high when you mix it with diethyl ether and put it in the Whip it cracker. It fucks you right up, and its legal. That's my life hack. If you want to turn it up a notch, just drink a few beers and pop a pill of whatever
Toolbox in trunk. Park in long term parking at airport. Arrive on last flight of the night. Go to car. Open trunk. Carry toolbox to in gate of long term parking. Stop to tie your shoelace using the toolbox as a prop. Make sure the gate sensor detects your toolbox as a car and gives you a new time ticket. Return to car. Pay at exit the amount generated by the more recently generated ticket.
Et Viola! You have hacked the airport in probably the only way possible other than any methods involving no gag reflex and drug filled condoms.
THE NEWFAGGOTRY IS AMAZEBALLS
When transporting large amount of drugs use uber of lyft
When smuggling drugs in to a concert or club ect. Tape the content to your taint (area under your ball sack)
You can get away with mail small content of illegal substance by taping it into between the flaps of of the box on the bottom side
Find a partner (hard I know) who is a heavy sleeper. Each night after they go to sleep, slap a nicotine patch on them. Take it off before they wake up.
They will become addicted to nicotine and should they break up with you go through massive withdrawals. If everything has gone to plan they they will associate this shitty feeling with their new found freedom and come back to you.
The fact that I have to tell all of you that this is a few years old is fucking pathetic. I literally can't fathom the amount of legit newfag you all show. Holy god, am I the only person that has actually been her for about 6 years? Fuck
Well, you can tell who hasnt been here long. I fucking swear... im not on here often but shit...I remember seeing this at least 4 years ago
You can make more money begging for money than working.
Just go to an outdoor mall in a wealthy neighborhood and start begging. Smile, be engaging, don't be a homeless guy be a dude who's a couple dollars shy on a way home.
You can pull in roughly 100 an hour doing this well but it's illegal so don't get greedy.
This is not new lol
3 years at least
well damn. it must not have been in use much because i can't find it online like anywhere
this https://web.archive.org/web/20150818213059/http://halcy.de/kopipe/index.html.down is the largest archive of copypasta i know of and theres nothing about it there. so its either new pasta, rare pasta, or vintage pasta.
either way nice to have some pasta to spam that hasnt already been spammed to death
A friend of mine is poor and she needs to get a notepad laptop, while I need a flash drive.
Can anyone help with a situation in which she or I can receive them for free?
I'm not poor but I do not receive my own income (as of late)
Bro. Just because we don't spend our entire lives here doesn't make everyone a newfag...
>omfg guise this fuckin newfag doesn't have every single 4chan post memorized! What a fuckin' newfag! Get a load of this guy!
>not memorizing every 4chan post since 2003
Let this /thread die you fucking samefagging summer cunt
Post something sappy on Facebook that everyone will reply to with "Oh, this is so true!" and "yes!" "I agree with you"
Then go back and Edit your post to say something vile like "When you think about it, Hitler was on to something"
NEW PASTA BROS
>newfags actually good for something
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