My house is haunted, /b/, how do I get rid of a ghost?
A ghost isn't powerful enough to move objects. What you have is a demon. What it will attempt to do is wear you down. To bully you and make you feel unsafe or fearful. It may start banging things loud in the night to deprive you of sleep. Its goal will be to get you weakened enough so that it might possess you.
To repulse it you must project positive energy, its anathema. Remove all fear from yourself. Put on some music that gets you pumped with positive feeling and confront it. Mark your territory in your home, declare it yours aloud.
If it's attached to a specific object you can try doing this and burning that object. Do not just destroy the object without the aforementioned rebuking though as it will take something else as its vessel.
It's things like i come into the kitchen in the morning and the cupboards are open and dishes are on the floor, the trashcan is out from unde rthe sink, etc. Little shit like that.
It's still in the early stages of the infestation. It might start silly and trivial like this or even be a little funny but if you allow this to go on it will become terrorizing you in your own home.
Essentially it is only a sentient entity negative energy outside the physical dimension. Make no mistake though, it will be able to hurt you or those around you if allowed to grow stronger. In the same way it can touch you with its bad mojo you can touch it with your good mojo. Fill yourself with confidence and positive feeling and rebuke it. Declare it isn't welcome and that it must leave immediately.
I would not advise befriending it or trying to bargain with it. In the long run it is out to hurt you.
Los fantasmas (del griego φάντασμα, "aparición"), en el folclore de muchas culturas, son supuestos espíritus o almas desencarnadas de seres muertos (más raramente aún vivos) que se manifiestan entre los vivos de forma perceptible (por ejemplo, tomando una apariencia visible, produciendo sonidos o aromas o desplazando objetos —poltergeist—), principalmente en lugares que frecuentaban en vida, o en asociación con sus personas cercanas. Quienes dicen haberlos visto los describen como siluetas o sombras monocromas, por lo general oscuras o blanquecinas, más bien difuminadas, nebulosas o antropomórficas, de carácter inmaterial y trasparentes, que flotan y pueden no estar completas o no tener rasgos definidos ni rostro; pero también y más raramente aparecen opacos, de cuerpo entero y con apariencia humana normal. Algunos estudiosos relacionan fantasmas y espectros con las esferas de luz u orbes, que han sido filmados saliendo o entrando a través de paredes; en realidad, podría tratarse de rods, artefactos, motas de polvo, insectos o ilusiones ópticas producidas por retrodispersión, pareidolia, apofenia o cualquier otro prejuicio cognitivo.
Using few words: YOU'RE DEAD, ANON.
>pic explains how to summon angels
Michael is the leader of all angels and his main purpose is to rid the earth and its people of all toxins associated with fear.
In other words, he will rape and mutilate that demon in your house.
OP, summon a djinn/genie, much cooler than Angels.
Try sage. Play heavy metal and dance like a mad man. Like a mosh pit with yourself. Maybe break some dishes and laugh hysterically. The ghost will probably be like, "Oh shit. This dude is insane. I'm getting the fuck outta here."
walk around naked, then they will leave in fear of being gay. if they come at you, start to fapp and run towards them screaming "MY BANANA IS WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SHIT HOLE M8!!!"
A bit. There is more than what we can see.
The only reason you "could" is because it's a sentient entity. That being said I wouldn't try. It understands you perfectly well, it just doesn't care. Don't think of it like a religious demon with horns that wants you to sign your soul away, because that stuff isn't real.
If you attempt to plead with it then you'll be strengthening its hold. It is not your friend and has no reason to obey you. You are just about food to it. Fighting it on its own channel of emotional energy is the best way of dealing with it.
You are not welcome get the fuck out of op's house go be a neet in hell where you belong. Naruto and Sword Art Online are not real. Your manga is shit with unrealistic body proportions and shitty cheaters. Leave demon kun. Get out.
Push him out of the house by eating foods that develop bad farts. Have as much gas as possible and make that fucker leave by stinkin up the place with your farts.. i heard ghosts hate farts..
Use skeletons, they're spookier than ghosts so they'll be scared off.
Either do that or learn how to dance to the righteous bros. version of unchained melody, brah, and tell The Swayze that you understand, but it can never be between you two.
OP, demons are like dogs. They are wired with dominance. If you are not dominant they won't consider you their master. Treat the demon like a dog. And when the demon has become submissive, quickly summon an angel to kick his ass.
Listen to me OP, unless you recently moved into your house/apartment the thing is most likely attached to you. What this means is that you are it's anchor to this world. You have the power over it. It's goal is to make you feel powerless and break you down until you see yourself as weak enough to be taken over. The best thing to do is to ignore it. Don't think about it, don't acknowledge it, nothing. The more attention you pay to it, the more you let it effect you the more powerful it will become. Just remember that you have the power over it, what its doing now is similar to a toddler throwing a tantrum. Ignore it and it will eventually lose its hold on you and will slip back into its own dimension.
If you did recently move into a new house then its probably attached to the house which means you can just move and be fine.
Op, if you watched the movie Insidious, the dad travels to the astral plane to fight the ghost/demon to save his sons soul.theres guides online in how to astral project, just make sure you're a good hand to hand fighter and you can probably kick the ghost/demon into a pulp.
Get the hat off the bed!
Here is some scientific publication for you.
A human being's eyes have 3 color receptor cones. A mantis shrimp's eyes have 16. That means that this tiny sea shrimp can see colors that you cannot even imagine.
You can't see them yet they are there. Yours is a fault of many atheists that make them just as close minded as any evangelist. There exist things out of the detection senses of human beings.
the shit in this thread are all bulshit. search for spiritual satanism. demons are your allies, all they want is for you to be great at stuf for that is the meaning of satanism. I have talked to many spiritual Satanists and they say that the demons are usually good to humans. I bet the demon you have in your house haven't done shit against you. ave satana
Gotta hit that ghost with your dick nigga. If ghosts get hit with a dick they're forced to possess them, then you gotta run outside your house and wank all over your neighbor's house. Then the ghost comes out of your dick, splashes all over the house and it haunts them instead of you.
go to a psychiatrist and tell him/her that you are hallucinating
you can give you guidance and help you get the balls to do shit. if you're going to kill someone, you can sumon a demon to help you "do it" I'm not spiritual Satanists, I got this from some friends that are spiritual Satanists so I don't know that much. you can all ways Google it though
they are clearly fictional and made by someone. and the ones made out of a true story is over dramatized to be scarier.
thing's in rl that can make you start hallucinating
>bad food and or water
>mental decises like scitzofrania etc
>decises in general
>los of blood
if the air is the problem, I think you can sue the land lord or whoever are responsible for keeping the air clean
Too many accounts of paranormal shit going around to not at least consider the fact that there is a whole plan of existence that we are not aware of. Including mostly:
>trustworthy friend of mine had a ghost in his appartement
>classic cold spot and other shit
>he does exorcism muslim style
>shit works, he pukes after it's done, ghost is gone, no more cold spot
>good friend gf is from venezuela
>her grandma is a psychic and can see dead people
>this passed 1 generation and my friend's gf also has this ability
>clearly suits the definition of schizophrenia but very consistent and she was fully normal otherwise
>back to 1rst friend
>he is a doctor
>one of his patients with brain tumour could predict accurately what patient would die in the following week