femanons: what's the most unusual thing you've masturbated with? most unusual location you've masturbated?
Maybe in a while
Yeah, last year in hs I would kind of prod my clit with a pencil in study hall, if that's relative to what you're talking about. Got pretty close a lot but never actually orgasmed
probably a couple times at the beach, not often though, like i said, wetness goes away. also me and boyfriend are kind of kinky and i was ordered[ im a sub] to drove with a vibrater inside my pussy all the way home from a museum about 1 hour away. After about 30 mins i had to take it out bc 1: the road was really bumpy and kept making intense vibrations inside me when it happened- foot kept tremblimng on gas pedal. also we got stuck in traffic and my pants were down my thight and my car widnows arent tinted so i had to pull it otu and pull my pants up.
I've been wanting more talk like that but my bf is long distance and is sleeping ;-;
I've realized that hearing the jingle of a belt turns me on so much and he fucking knows it
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Weirdest thing? A poolstick with a condom on the end...
Weirdest place.... My neighbors house while I was babysitting his son. His son fucking walked in and saw me dripping... I don't think he knew though.
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Thing: Lego men/barbies... I used to pretend they were little doctors who had to investigate... I dont know... something I guess. 10 y/o
Place: Hotel hot tubs, using the jets. I realize, now, that many of the hotels I stayed at had cameras right behind the front desk, and anyone checking in or out would have been able to see me. I still had my swimsuit on though. 10-13 y/o.
I'm going to list all the things I masturbated with.
These all were between the age of 11-13
- icicle. Put it up my butt and vagina
-some metal part of a candle
-bottles of with lotion in it
I remember I was baby sitting and I found the girls sex toys (vibrator and dildo) and I masturbated in the middle of her hallway and bathroom.
-masturbated while my friend was passed out drunk
-masturbated beside my mom while she was sleeping
Masturbated while my dad was sleeping in the bed next to me. Probably more but can't think
I bought my first vibrator when I was 16—well my friend did because I was too much of a coward. My first dildo when I was 19 or 20 (my moms dildos around that age too because the one I bought was too big). So much stuff...also the end of a hair brush when I was 12. Oh god i also remember sticking like a bunch of earcleaners in there (11-12).I already mentioned this metal part of the candle but I actually fucked it squatting on the dresser it was on. Wtf is wrong with me
I'm glad I could do that for you.
I have a thing about doctors now....
Also, I remember watching an episode of Loony Toons where Daffy Duck was about to be cut in half with a laser beam, and that turned my little 10 y/o mind on, and I used to get naked, spread my legs, and pretend that I was going to be cut in half with a "pencil laser beam".... I loved when it would finally hit my vagina. I never really understood WHY I loved it, but that's because I was nowhere near puberty yet.
i have a few very vibrant memories of me learning to flex my pussy muscles while peeing and it made my pee stream stop, but then i had this amazing rush throughout my body and i had no idea what it was-- it was like a mini orgasm and i had no idea wtf i was doing. this was age 10 i'd say.
I started touching myself at 11 i think. At the time we were having housing issues and we lived in our grandmothers hous ei had to be very quiet because we all had to sleep in the same room for a while.
Started viewing porn at maybe 15?
Neckbeards get turned on by another neckbeard pretending to be a 6/10
I'm mad I even posted in here
Nope, it was awful but I had to try it anyway. I reached out the bathroom window and knocked it down from the roof thingy.
I have no idea. I just was a horny kid. I remember I was about 13-14 and I was sitting on the bathroom floor with my hair straightener while my cousin's were out in the living room and I fucked myself till I squirted (only happened once). It felt so good.
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i felt very ashamed . I remember thinking that my family and everyone found out i was a "bad person" or a "whore"
but i also group in a kinda strict asian household.
speaking of, i also masturbated with a chopstick. it wasnt extremely pleasurable but the feeling of being so wild was exhilarating enough for me
how so? you flexed your dick muscles?
I only had wooden hairbrushes and the paint was always chipping off.... there was no way I was going to be fishing splinters out of my vagina.
I did use the handle of a screwdriver though...
No no no, like I started doing sexual stuff without knowing it was sexual (or what sexual even meant) around the same time you did. I think the first time I walked it was at like 10.
See, anon! I fucking told you. Us femanons all got the same stories.
Like when you use a vibrator for the first time, and your muscles clench up so tight that you start to panic and fear that you'll never be able to get it out of you...
Oh Dildo Dildo Dildo
I made you out of clay
And when my dildo's ready
My dildo I will play
Ok spin. Yod He Vau He!
Oral Oussy Arnal Oussy!
Spin it! Mmmm, YOD-- awwww...
ya at the time i had no idea what it mean but it felt great so i did it.
i tried once, recently actually liek lastyear [im 20] bc i knew it was a fetish for some people. i tried it and i couldnt get all the panties inside bc the materials of the panties made it pretty hard to do. and if i forced/pushed it int he material would scratch the inside. it wasnt terrible but it wasnt great either.
I was actually 18. I bought my first one online since I had moved out of my parents' house...
I hadn't had sex before, so even the relatively "beginner" vibrator was larger than anything I'd put up there.
first time i got my own toys i actually went out in public. was 2 bullet vibrators that i had in me when i went out to a local mall with my gf at the time, i was embarrased af that she made me do it
Probably only 5 minutes or so... but I panicked. I didn't want to call anyone and ask what to do; I didn't want to go to the doctor because my parents would somehow find out; I didn't want to just pull on it because it hurt.... It was terrifying.
I couldn't stop masturbating with mind when I figured out how it worked. I actually just use my hands now after all this weird ass experimenting over the years.
Fucking this. I also ripped my electric toothbrush apart to try to get the metal part that creates the vibration and stuck it up my pussy. I didn't know about clitoral masturbation at that time.
I used to use bullet vibrators with my husband, but one time he was going to make me shower with one in, and before I got in the shower, I pissed all over myself.... for no reason. After that, we've stopped the public-bullet stuff..
Girls are like Popples. The little stuffed animals that have a pocket they can put things inside (even including them self (with your help) ). They can walk around naked and still carry their own little rain poncho or underwear in case they lose their towel in the sea at a naked beach.
I can only hold a towel but not very well.
I tried holding some granola snacks but it didn't work out very well.