ITT: red flags for girls
>she has tattoos
>has fucked more than 2 other guys
>she has piercings
>you found her at a bar
>she is an overly radical femnazi
>fucked a nigger
>fucked more than 5 guys in their life
>past of drug use
>goes to parties to get drunk/be a slut and call it rape
>ever claims to have been "raped"
>says anything remotely feminist
>has pierced tongue, nipples, belly button, or vagina.
>has any menial tattoos of stars, butterflies, hearts, birds, or anything else that obviously was picked off the wall and has no emotional or sentimental meaning to the person.
>wears revealing clothing in public
>lost their virginity before the age of 16
>has no father
>has some retarded arts degree or something
>has had sex with more than one person at a time
>dresses like a hippy
>dresses like a prep
>dresses like a goth
>dresses like a slut
>vagina has even a slight smell the first time you interact with it
>vagina isn't completely clean-shaven the first time you interact with it
>won't take it in the butt
>doesn't know how to cook
Oh you know we can play that fucking game too.
Red flags for guys
>lives with parents
>carries a gun
>doesn't wear expensive clothes
>shops at walmart
>gives off a rapy vibe
>drives a car older that 2014
>doesn't wear a watch
>fucks niggers, ever
>has ever cheated
>has non-traditional piercings
>has tattoos that are visible in most clothes
>laughs at anything anyone says (desperate grabs for attention)
>unnatural hair colors
Married for 8 years to a genuinely gorgeous woman who meets all my criteria.
I know, I got lucky. But hey, stay jealous faggot nigger. Enjoy fucking used up sluts your entire life.
>she has tattoos
>her friends are mostly guys
>doesn't have her own car
>goes out to bars or clubbing
>no job or education
>has a kid
>redneck or uneducated
not pretentious, I'm DTF but not trying to be captain save-a-hoe
>banged a coon
>has any male coons as friends
But seriously who gives a shit? You lil homos are acting like you wanna hang with these cunts and not just fuck em and tell them to dip.
you must be quite the catch, I bet most guys don't know how to handle a lady such as you, on account of your unwieldy mass
I fully realize that by my refusal to do so you'll consider me a liar simply because you're lonely so everyone else must be but;
thin ribs, flat stomach, wide hips, fat ass
Makes a great living
Is completely loyal (I know, you'll say she fucks niggers while I'm away and shit.)
Dresses conservatively like a real woman should.
Tries to take it in the butt regularly. She still can't hang for a long time but it's the thought that counts.
>proclaims they're "one of the guys"
- has strict views of gender roles
> sees themselves as easy going
- has to make an effort to be at ease
> likes to talk about themselves a lot
-selfish and self-centered
> has no actual sense of humor
- takes themselves too seriously as a person