Found this on my gf's phone--but she never sent it to me. What do?
This is literally rape. You do NOT get to search rape her phone. She is a grown ass woman and has her own life and if you're not man enough then buddy boy you need to grow up.
It means someone has found a good place to hide his fat black sausage in her. The angle of the pic indicates that she didn't take it herself, so the sausage owner probably did that. Now, dump her noods as revenge.
Last Friday, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was paroled.
The night before, my girlfriend asked me if it would be alright for him to crash at our place. I objected of course, but then she got really upset and started crying because I wasn't being supportive. They have a child together and she wanted her son to be able to spend some time with his father. I felt really conflicted because I have been filling in as the boys father for the past 3 years. I've taken him shopping for school clothes, I take him to school every morning and I've spent hundreds of hours helping him with his homework.
She went to go pick him up @ 7am. I called her around 12pm to ask her if she wanted to have lunch with me and it quickly became apparent that she was in the act of having sex while talking to me on the phone. I called her out for it and she didn't deny it. It sounded like she just dropped the phone on the floor. I listened to her get railed for as long as I could take it, but I eventually broke down in tears and hung up the phone.
Before I got off of work Friday afternoon, my girlfriend sent me this snapchat.
Of course, I'm furious about it. I've never been this angry. I went home to confront the man in my house and as soon as I saw him he grabbed me by the throat and pushed me into the corner of my foyer. He made it very clear that he was physically stronger than me, but he didn't strike me. He told me to go get him a beer. I looked at my girlfriend and she wouldn't make eye contact with me. After I got his beer and gave it to him, I spent all of last weekend listening to them fuck in my bedroom. They never stopped. 4 whole days of fucking non stop and she was extremely loud.
I think he's dealing drugs out of my house, now. If I call the cops, I could be charged with maintaining a dwelling for the distribution of narcotics and my house could be seized and auctioned. I inherited it from my late mother and it's paid for.
How do I get this guy out of my house?
Dunno but I wouldn't date sagging banana tits. Up to you to date this apelette though.
Send it to her from a number that's not yours, tell her: Sup, got a new number, send me another nude, but with your ass. You'll get an ass pic from her and eventually she'll call you by the guy's name she's been sending those to.
not a selfie.., so IF its realsies then someone else has taken it with her phone...
your a idiot thinking we will believe this....
go to bed.
or do this NOW and post results.
but dont text the photo, just say whats up i got a new number, can i get a photo?
This is how it's fucking done, Op. This nigger spent at least 15 minutes typing this shit up in word before hand, then he went the extra step and actually created a fake snapchat that provided just a micro-drop of credibility to an otherwise outlandish story.
Its enough to get replies from both idiots who believe it's real, and autists who can't refrain from pointing out that it's bait.
This is a fucking clinic on how to get replies.
Call the cops and tell them what happened. He's holding you and your property hostage on threat of physical violance.
Not even a remote chance you'll be implicated if A. You call the cops and B. He has prior felony convictions. They'll hang the dirty nigger in court.
Despite being fake, it irks me that people will go and shoot up a public place and kill a couple of people that more than likely had little-to-no bearing on their lives, while there are plenty of people who would rather just give up than take their enemies to the next level and see how far they're willing to go.
A drug dealer, you say? Snoop and wait until he gets a large 'shipment' and then make it disappear. Come up with some 'evidence' for his 'boys' that come knocking and seem concerned about the whereabouts of said shipment and/or payment for it.
The girl, while being fake and not looking bad, you could probably masturbate to fairly regularly if you're into that kind of thing although there are plenty of strip club girls that might not HIV up all your belongings.
Also, tell them your girlfriend is knowingly helping this man to do it. Show them the pics of her screwing him, and they'll be shone in court as evidence. She gets put out for being a wore and the guy goes to prison for 25-50 years.
Let her try to come crawling back and get a restraining order on her. She loses you, she loses the ex, she loses the ability to benifit from your income and her nudes are shown in court. She may go to prison for aiding and abetting.
Its not rape. Is he holding her down and forcefully penetrating her? No. Fuck you, and your entitled beliefs that woman should get an enhanced ammount of privacy to guys, id have no problem shitposting my best friends dick pics on /b/ either retard.
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
I would make it very clear that I could physically handle a hammer on his fucking head, then I would smack the living shit out of that semi-girl friend. It is a damn shame a kid is in between this shit, but think for yourself.
>It's impossible to rape a man. Rape is about >power, and men have the power in life.
I cant stop thinking about the mentality of these fucking posts, for a group of bitches who claim men have the power and therefore can not be raped you are already admitting you are beneath men and not an equal by choice!
well, then get your story straight or at least come up with non-tracable pics.