Howdy everyone, how is the night going for the crowd?
I'm seriously considering another Wave of troops.
Might call in armored support.
Air support is at standby.
And of course there's always the flaks.
I want to see how this goes first.
Demo, stop making erp threads and make a damn video aleady!
>Can you post more of best girl?
You mean all the Senran Kagura girls?
Because those are best girls.
Paper? Pedophile? What? I don't rape kids but they sound so similar!
All you really need is air dominance and small ground units, anything over that is wasteful.
I'm not stopping until I see some fucking y/u/ri.
But it's intimidating with tanks, dear Minha.
But overkill is the best way to do it.
As long as you can do it All the time, everywhere.
If you make a 30 second video throwing mtn dew on your roomate I'll suck ya dick fam.
Why hello there
Who might you be?
Don't meddle with things you simply can't comprehend.
Not then, I'm off for lunch anyway.
Whoa now its too early for that ;)
Im whoever you want me too be
Whats wrong there sweetie ;)
Maybe ;) its hard not to notice
S-s-s-s-s-s-sHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
*turns to you*
Hey there babe.
*swings up in a platinum baseball glove*
Now come on. I like those sexy sucky awesome adsbgykdgaskfagekjagfkgekrfkuer breasts you have there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(damn... need to take it slow)
FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE!
what do you?
Have at you!
Good point ;) Lets do whatever feels natural
Lets get those clothes off yeah? ;)
Ohh hehe i think im gonna enjoy what comes next ;)
*WHISPERS TO YOU!*Listen!!!!! I haven't been laid in a few secondsOKAY??!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? I'M ALITTLE FUCKING RUSTY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the whisper was calm and quite. Like achristmas asbhdasbjldkassabfnadlkbgw mas\jfh*
*Rips off clothes*
Haha not bad maybe a little bit harder though ive been a bad girl ;)
BONKERS FOR THAT TIGHT LITTLE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What THEY FUCK KIND OF drink is a dirty monkey!?!><M >K!NL@I!~HO*Y#293t861873t12
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FUCK IS THIS FUCKING FUCK????!!!?!?!?!?!
Dirsty msdn basn MOney!?
What the hell did you think was going to happen MORTY/???!??!
You touched it!!!!! It made a Dirty Money! MOrty!@
I'M SORRY IT'S JUSTVJGSADVJGASVDH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fell like a Teenage girl, but not any teenage girl.
A teenage girl who just got off Foamy the squirrel on Newgrounds.com while signing a bring back invader zim petition wearing a jack skellington hoodie and happy tree friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange Buy 1 Get 1 50% Off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphic Comics while her over-bearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5 years older than her boyfriend that constanly IMs unsourced stolen Pon and Zi comic art over 56k modem American Online trial discs on myspace.com with a top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and any angsty band as the new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out 'What Kingdom Hearts character are you?' quizzes only to complain she didnt get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV music awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo Edition Transparent green Xbox using a third-party MadCatz airflow controller with a busted analog stick that is constantly leaning to the right making anti semetic remarks on how Eric stole his Wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage... Know what I mean?
Oh fuck eah!\
*bends you over and fucks your ass hard! Spanks your ass hard! Pulls our hair hard! fucks hard!*
I choose to believe that she gained this figure using a potion.
mmm your hard cock feels so good on my ass
It's about to feel even better!
>I yank your panties down and line up the head with your pussy.
I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELING
>I shove in.
DEEP INSIDE OF ME
>I pull out.
GIRL YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE
>I start pounding your pussy like Skinheads pound a faggot in a pride parade
WHAT YOU DOOOOOO TO MEEEEEEE
Tell me what a filthy, pathetic little cock hungry slut you are!
*fucks you so hard in the ass, so hard making you want to cry*
*slaps ass red, pulls hair hard!!!*
Why do I have to do this jump-roping in a bikini~?
Back from lunch, still really not sure.
Kyouko got her own thing going on AFAIK
Don't stop! Keep going,
>I stare like an idiot looking at your boobies bouncing.
Come on now! I want you sweating more! I want to see those nice titties bounce more! Don't stop.
Right, well, if you might want to have the chance to sometimes talk with her
Then why don't you join the "sekrit club cirlcejerk" faggots over at discord?
>I drop the rope and slump down onto my plump butt and look up at you while the sweat drips off my every curve.
I want a biiig treat for doing all that hard work~!
Like I asked before woman! What treat? I have a nice little package that's been growing since I've been watching you. Maybe that has a treat for you?
>My finger traces your lips, gathering some sweat. I lick it off my finger
Anything you want. You did work hard. Very sweaty too, just the way I like. SO you can have anything, just name it.
Yay~! Oh, anon~!
I love you so much~!
>I jump up to my feet and kiss your cheek and nuzzle into your cheek and then whisper into your ear.
Hitler did nothing wrong~
BIG BLACK NIGGER DICK
IS THAT ANARU?! This pic just got 100x better
My god, you're totally right, and I've just forgotten.
I'm a busy woman, time flies when you're having fun, yes?
I have an idea or two.
First off, take off your clothes. I need ease of access. And were I to whip you, well, they'd just be in the way.
Everything my dear. Everything.
It's a little late, but I figure I'll join the festivities.
Hey Dark, you real right?
Just stand there for a moment. I need to have a good look before I'll decide what I'll do with you.
>walks around you, carefully eyeing you top to toe.
I tense up as you circle me, feeling completely exposed and vulnerable. I put my hands together on my chest to protect myself and keep my legs really close together. "I hope... I hope I'm cute enough for you... "
You need to come on discord dark :Wright
Still want to find Minha?
At ALL times?
Cute? Sure. Something I'd love to play around with to the end of time? Absolutely.
If I wouldn't have strict orders not to, I'd fuck you silly.
I blush and my breathing quickens for a bit upon hearing this. My penis twitches from hardening slightly and I try to cover it up out of embarrassment. "Have you.... decided what to do with me?"
(Same goes for you by the way, dear.)
Oh I don't really know.
I could start by asking questions.
Or I could start hitting you.
We don't really have regulations for interrogations.
Oh well, i'll start the BORING way.
Do you know why you're here?
Me neither but IDGAF.
Well, if I could get my mobile to updated I would love to join you all on discord. No ETA on that happening anytime soon, however, since jobs keep me on the move constantly.
Get in, pop in& out whenever you like.
(it works on PC aswell as smartphones.)
>no ETA on that happening anytime soon, however, since jobs keep me on the move constantly.
I think he is not home at the moment, I believe from his statement that he works on the road.
Oh no, that's not the REASON you're here.
That's just something we commonly DO here.
>I grab your shoulders firmly.
Ease up a little. I'm probably the nicest interrogator you'll ever meet.
Just calm down, and tell me. Where are the rebel bases?
Yes. You are correct.
Dubs confirm that's tough luck man.
What, enjo-kousai for rich clients?
Did someone said "beer and pretzels?"
When you grab my shoulders, I tense up a bit. "I'm just an innocent civilian. P-please... I don't know. As gfd ar as I'm aware we have no miltary bases here, just settlements."
Oh, there's an Elena account? I'm on my phone so I can't open the discord but I'll pm you tomorrow.
So, basically, you're this thread's Forrest Gump.
No wonder you're so fucking retarded.
No, Not Elena. Panzer.
I'm androgynous in there.
Oh but dear, you MUST know SOMETHING?
Don't tell me that you don't know anything?
Since, were not allowed to have affairs with captives, but free civilians in our presence...Nobody has told us anything forbidding it.
So tell me, and be honest or I'll break you.
Do you really, not know anything?
"I-I'm being honest when I say I don't know anything... I worked for the city doing non-military things before I was captured." As I say this I tense up in anticipation of being struck.
>I let go of your shoulders
Well then if that's how you want it...
What did you do?
Just fucking get to milking the information out of him with a strap-on.
"I was helping evacuate other civilians in anticipation of your invasion. Prior to that I mostly just drove around the city transit... you can check the records if you don't believe me!"
I wish I was able to come sooner, as I was looking forward to my rendezvous with Minha. Maybe next time...
>No, Not Elena. Panzer.
Oh, you're the shitposter that spams Nazi pictures?
And the Discord invites known shitposters too.
Just another group of people trying to ruin the threads.
>tfw he can't hear me
Shitposter when the threads are shitposted to hell already.
Horny cunt when they aren't.
"I'm necessary evil" -Big guy.
Unfortunately, these hubs seem to be 75% shitpost, if not more. It's not very often you get a good hub that isn't filled with the usual motley.
Well, that's when I have fun, and join the fun(posting)
Because I can, and most of the times, will.
So how's life in general for you?
(If hiroshima nagasaki didn't break 4chan again...)
(I swear to god...)
(For fuck's sake)
(captcha goes trough, post doesn't. The fuck is this shit?)
(I'm placing another one of these for every attempt at breaking trough)
(what the shit seriously?)
(faulty paraeters and other shit)
(please fucking work you piece of shit)
I hate that when I go to find some good armpit content, it goes straight to hairy, disgusting dirty unwashed armpits. That's not what I'm looking for.
Smooth, shaven, sweating underarms are perfection. There's no happy medium. Even in ERP threads, it goes straight to hairy armpit smothering or 'lick your cum off my armpits you sissy boy'.
What do you guys do when you're out of content relating to your fetish? I've searched every last nook and cranny. I feel like that one guy who only gets off to prehistoric crustaceans.
already have it
Look some more/lower my standards
It leads to me having something that I don't really want, but it's good enough so I shrug it off.
What goes for ERP?
Well, this place is just the kind of cancer I like.
Most of the time absolute shit, but when it works, it really works.
It's fine, I suppose. I certainly have it better than some. Is it bad that coming here and conversing with you and the others is the highlight of my day? Everyday after I'm done with my jobs in eagerly come here, searching for those I have come to be aquatinted with, such as yourself.
I'm not into armpits, but I'll post what I have
It's not wrong in my opinion. But, sadly, many more have the exact opposite opinion. And wish to let everybody know their opinion.
I could give a rats arse about what most mortals think. I wasn't asking them, I was asking you, as someone I have come to trust and respect, and I thank you for your input.
Oh how I'd love to "relocate" them all.
Off to the ghettos, from there to the camps, or to some shady place with holes ready for them to die all too late already.
You would be surprised at how ineffective that would be. They are like an infestation of cockroaches. Sure, you may kill most of them, but there are always more to take their place. I've learned to simply tune them out. For what does their opinion mean to someone like me?
That's where "them all" comes in.
And if their deaths would spawn more with the same ideologies, well, "them all" would still be in effect. Just incomplete.
At some point, they'd understand that we've claimed our right to be here. Or die like the hundreds before them.
Hmm, perhaps. However, I fear that exercising such extreme measures would lead to those that are innocent being caught in the crossfire. In the end, would such actions be worth it?
Genocide is an art.
When you get the system working. So that you're not losing materials while performing this fine art.
But PRODUCING wares, and when performing mass genocide against the kinds of types that posess something which doesn't just conflict, but brings out all out war on my home turf.
When it's more beneficial to do it, than not to do it. Do it.
Slave labour, starvation, and mass executions of those who are too weak for labor.
That's how one can make the system work. Kill the strong with work, kill the weak with work.
Those who won't die of working without eating much anything in months, maybe years, die of bullets and other such things.
And it gives ample supply for human testing.
And yes, there could be innocent people caught in the crossfire, so to speak. But that's inevitable. Without a proper system that is.
So yes, it would be worth it, especially if the genocide is planned thoroughly enough that it actually produces resources instead of just consuming them.
Oh, you need not speak to me of genocide, for I myself have been in the center of mass slaughter. However, I preferred a much more personal approach. I can remember the way their flesh would tear with my hands, their laments ringing in my ears as I tore their life essence from their body's. The ecstasy I felt as their blood fell upon me and pooled onto the ground as I relished in their powerlessness, I have no words... But I have outgrown that part of my life. It became too easy. I craved a challenge, for someone to come and remind me what it was like to really fight...
Yes well, I prefer profits.
I wouldn't really want to kill everyone, except if they could all die at once, but if there's away of making people that are a threat to our society, both suffer, and produce materials for our society.
Then, I wouldn't mind it.
But killing people off just for fun, not my cup of tea.
She's at work or something.
Fuck if I know.
But she'll be around in a couple hours.
She hasn't slept well for a long time.
Mainly because she's been staying awake for the sole reason of being with her new fling.
Feels good to know things.
I wonder where you could ever find someone to do that.
Killing for sport has long since lost it's appeal for me, and l have found other activities to alleviate my boredom. And honestly, killing all of them wouldn't be that hard, you would just need to learn the *mass kill* spell.
I had thought she was banished? I say this because I went to reply to her kissing me when her post disappeared.