Remember, Remember the 5th of Novermber, Mother Fuckers!
The only reason your faggot ass knows shit about the Bonfire Night thing is because you wasted a fuckton of money and paid Warner Bros. to show you a comic book movie (Not a very good one, mind you) about a protest comic speaking out against Margaret Thatcher during the 80s.
That mask represents the largest fuck up in the history of Britain. Several guys plot to destroy the Parliament Building because they wouldn't let Catholics vote. One dumbass decided to write to warn his cousin who was in there not to go, which ended up alerting every fucker there and basically got the entire group executed for treason because one faggot ass couldn't keep his yap shut.
Now every year, Brits have their lulz by lighting effigies of these dumbasses on fire.
Get the fuck out of here, you Kraut faggot.
>only thing keeping sand niggers out of Europe
You dun fucked up, Heretic.
The common belief is that he took the shot, it's merely and example.
You could do it for
>John Wilkes Booth
>Mark David Chapman...
Oh shit, I just realized each of the examples have 3 names, 3= the number of branches in the government, 3x3 is 9,
9/11, 11-9= 2 + the one president the United States has at this moment is 3.
How many sides does a triangle have?
British. Fucking hate bonfire night. Fireworks piss me off. It's just watching your money blow up whilst freezing your back out. Nobody lights an effigy, barely even build a bonfire. They just steal their neighbours' fencing and set it on fire.
Stood at my back door smoking, it's like fucking Syria except there's more skidmarks and it's fucking pissing down.
Every grey cloud.
Treacle toffee lollies are pretty nice too I suppose
Someone wrote it on the side of a building at my school and everyone freaked the fuck out
thanks bro, 5 is my lucky number.
I don't get it why do people celebrate a failed domestic terrorist attack?
That's what it was. That's what it is. Don't water it down or feed yourself bullshit. They were stupid half assed terrorists that screwed up.
4chan has been established for the purpose to become the unofficial sister site of Japan's famous "Futaba channel". Of course, it is of the same kind of bulletin board group with Japan ... it does not mean take over the seat of Futaba channel, trying to Tsukuriageyo in English. But to complete the steep and long, and there is everyone's cooperation and I think that can surely good community and culture.
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Remember, Remember the 5th of November.
When a religious man tried to destroy the Government so the Catholic Church could come into power.
Let us celebrate it!
This is why the uneducated amuse me.
The government at the time just let them get on with it. Watching them think they're getting away with it then just bumming them when they finished moving all the gunpowder. Let them knacker themselves out putting in a graft and just drag em out afterwards. Funny as fuck
>ITT: mad cuz' popular
Probably because of the bonfires
Burning shit in bonfires is always cool, don't care what the reason is
>What is 5th november exactly?
It's the day a stupid fucker failed and got killed for it.
Only celebrated by idiots who revere failure and ineffectiveness. In other words: The British.
Who do you think gets the legendary dubs?
are you being sued or prosecuted for the dumbasses on the shootings and threats. Or can you not be touched since your in japan
I'll use my expensive knife, so shoe on head or he is done mook
If you insist mook, I'll have to do it
Personally, the reason I know about it is I had a british grandmother who gifted me Rupert the Bear books when I was younger and one of the stories involved a story about someone dressing up as Guy Fawkes and pranking everybody. But thanks for assuming.
as an englishman I feel this an blatant attack on my country and culture
you touch that lime and by god I'll be over there to give you scurvy and syphilis, possibly a combination of both
Brought him to the basement
Placed some plastic.
You better put shoe on head mook
If you don't believe I will kill him, I have killed a tangerine on /b/ once too
I present to you the official ambassador of /b/
I had a non serious relationship with a girl 2 months ago. We decided 5/11 as our aniversary for no forget it. Now we are officially dating.
Somebody help me to break with her, i can't with this shit anymore.
I'm choking him mook, is this what you want?
That's what is meant by "edgy" bro. It become an insult directed at those cunt nuggets that try so hard to be dramatic, and edgy, but they are actually weak little fag hags throwing a fit
Mook, better put your shoe on your head
Don't worry, guys. We're calling in the bomb squad to save Mr Limey.
Pretty sure he is handicapped, are you sure you want me to go on mook?
His skull is as good as pulverised
Shoe on head mook!
Dammit, I want you to put a shoe on your head mook!
You can still save him
Okay, it's brain dead
5th of November 2015
The day mook killed a lime
Going to dump the body, hope you are happy mook!
Pic of its child
It doesn't have a father anymore
It says his last wish is for mook to take his responsibility
He is an orphan now mook!
fuck you dude, I have an perfectly good bottle of vodka here, stop with killing the limes
go victimise some raspberrys, they're only good for cake toppings
"and then i handed 4chan over to the feds forever" said Yoda.
Shoe on head mook or the orphan is as flat as a pancake
Mook has called to limes
A father and his child
5 November is a bad day for mook
Fuck you, cunt. You bitch ass won't even ban me. Moot was a worthless cuck, but at least he tried to be cool. Nobody give a fuck about your worthless homepage, you driveling cockmucncher. So go fuck off back to your loli cringe dungeon and leave the rest of us alone.
>thinking he's actually anything special.
>you are the most worthless load you dad ever shot into your 25 cent whore mother
If by tommorow a picture of mook with a shoe on his head isn't published I will kill this apple
Show the world how powerful you are
>kill the apple
DON'T DO IT, MOOK! HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU!
4 green apples
2 red apples
1 remaining lime
>it's the 5th of Nov.
>the faggots are out in full force today
Feel their furry
Kek. Fuck you chink. Say goodbye to this thread.
we are leggun
Oh my god the First Time i See a mod!!!!!
I'm such a newfag
Ban me mook! I needed to reset my modem anyway.
I'm going to cut them if you don't put shoe on head
I'm cutting them with a cheap as fuck spoon!
So their bodies will be humiliated
Mook, it's your pap pap here. I have something important to tell you.
>ur a faget
Shoe on head or I sell this on ebay mook!
Looks like Cleopatra her favourite pineapple
What do I have to do for you to put a shoe on your head mook
Do you think I'm stupid!?
Give me some money, mook. Or ban me.
Mook please ban Street sign captchas!
And make Lenny legal again ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
The fifth of November
The destruction of riot not shopped
I know of no reason
Why a fruit killer smelling of semen
Should ever be forgot
Faggot anon and his autistic minions
Did scheme in a thread
To make Chinese mook
Put shoe on head
By the way, a pineapple closeup looks like a yellow anus