For those of you pining (there's a word romanticists love to use - pining) over this generic, hipster, B-list "celebrity", why restrict yourself? Why deny the pleasure you know you've earned?
>Read /fit/ sticky
>Lose required amount of weight/start bulking
>Get job in construction/labouring
>Pay off debts
>Move to Oregon
>Get to know the area well
>Search for abandoned buildings (factories, specifically)
>Purchase reliable getaway van
>Create compartment underneath van that isn't easily visible during a police inspection
>Buy oxygen tank, tranquilizer gun, binoculars, taser, nylon rope, video camera and other items you might find useful
>Observe Chloe's routines and bodyguards
>Conceal her in getaway van, drive to Oregon
>Keep her at location
>Invite friends over
>Lather, rinse, repeat
Eventually your DNA will be so firmly-implanted in her from the multiple assaults, that she'll feel an overwhelming longing and desire to be your friend. Your confederate. Your LOVER.
>somebody actually, ACTUALLY, went to the trouble of making these fakes
Fakes are a normie thing, if you have autism and you take thing too literally you're not going to enjoy fakes. why did you even come in here?
>you're a prick
Come on, man. I was trying to be friendly, give some advice, you know? Sure, it SEEMS a little harsh, but the more you think about such a thing, the more you know it's the life you want to embrace.
Go on, friend. Make her yours. For you. For me. For /b/.
something happened in the past 3 years where kids on 4chan thought it was okay to hate fakes and hate porn threads in general.
Me and op are a completely different person. I destroyed your newfags shitty excuse for another generic Emma thread. Butthurt much? Fuckin deal with it. It's b. If you want gender equality and all that PC shit, get the fuck off to Reddit.
fuck off, no=one claimed you were OP ..... I am OP and I am guilty of poasting fuck all content apart from the initial webm which is by far the best fukin thing in this thread
I would paint my scrotum to look like a wild mouse and dip it into a tank of western diamond back rattle snakes just to take a 5 minute nap in the same rest-room stop bathroom her gay cousin had diarehha in 14 years ago
Her nip hangs out in like 5 outtakes they released. It's pretty dope.