I lost to these dubs
but sozzle, what lizzle through yonder wizzle bizzles? Tis the eazzle and J-swizzle is the sizzle
Taylor Swift thread
T-swizzle or not t-swizzle, that is the quizzle.
Whether tis noblizzle in the head-nizzle
to sufferdizzle the slizzles and arro-pizzles of outrageous luck-dizzle
I knizzle you were trouzzle when you wizzled in,
so shazzle on me yeah
well I have another Latina for you then if she reminds you of a shark.
And this one has some movement to that body. Gotta love cubans
heres her vid too
fuck off with your marketing bullshit, this thread is for tswizzle only.
Worshizzle this bizzle or gizzle the fuzzle out
This one comes with a story
>meet girl through friends
>Skype her 24/7
>Fall hard for her but don't tell her because I'm a beta fag
>pretty much friend zone myself
>4 years pass we still talk just not as nice because we both have jobs
>Confess everything that I have felt all these years
>get told "I'm so sorry anon... If I would have known all those years ago I would have loved to date you. I can't now. I've moved, and have found a boyfriend... I'm so sorry"
>Broken hearted but I still love her
>never Skype anymore, but I still kik her
She is so great...
cry me a river faggot.
get behind taylor or get out.
awesome gifs homie, where you get them from?
loving the swizzle guys, bumping for dat booty
who are you kidding you faggot?
looks like good shit, might need to check it out.
wonder what she would think of us faggots if she actually did read /b/ like some people say.
Taylor swift is hot but the obsession around here is too much. It's like one person with a spazzing post fury of autism spreads like an infection to other people. Let this trend die already
I think she never lurking here, but idk sometimes I want to believe
we can dream.
If we honor her enough we might invoke her presence among us.
and the goddess said:
>shake it off or gtfo
early SNL sketch. IDK just keep it for the nipples
Yeah, we need more people for our T-swizzle army
... i've been in all of them. I'm shitposting at least half of the comments.
hell, i've even given a guy joi to her.
>there is no autism
>there is only me
fraid I'm all out, have some ass wiggle
you're probably right. Just a matter of finding a girl I'm interested in, beating the social anxiety and developing enough libido to overcome the ssri's I'm on for social anxiety.
>better just shitpost on /b/ some more
Kate Micucci is the sexiest woman alive, far sexier than Taylor Thrift fite me
anyway, I'm all out of pics so peace out /b/tards. remember me when you next see tswizzle shitposting.
I'm dying so. I don't think I want to fall in love before I go.
I'll be 29 in two weeks.
When I was younger, I wasn't great looking, but I was thin, full of energy, and had a sense of humor. But I was too insecure and shy to talk to beautiful young girls.
Now I'm old, chubby, boring, and perpetually broke, and on the rare occasion I attract any attention from women, they're fat and old too.
If you're still in your late teens to mid-20s and reading this, and you haven't taken a chance and tried to be with a beautiful girl, for the love of fucking CHRIST, do it. Just fucking take some chances. Because you don't want to end up like me. My life is over. It's all downhill from here, and the only thing stopping me from killing myself with a tank of nitrogen hooked up to a bag over my head is the fact that I don't want my mother to have to bury her son.
Just fucking do it.