I just got accosted by a drunk Buddhist as I left New World, he held me up for ten minutes, now I can't cook dinner because someone else is going to be in the kitchen for the next 2 and a half hours. I should of knifed the cunt.
What are those cartoons where people vent their rage on 4chan?
I got held up at work for 10 mins because some Indian woman walked in at 5 mins to closing, picked up more than 30 items, then tried to buy them at closing time. I couldn't send her out because she spoke fucking 0 English.
I can see where your old boy is coming from, like. I was trying to give you a proper answer, but from up here everything past the Andy Bay junction is South D, from the bridge over to Portobello down to fuckin' Green Island or whatever
link to screenshot for those who didnt see it.
No we didn't. The losers in the nudes thread who cross their fingers every day hoping they'll see their high school crush naked got noticed.
>Inb4 everyone in the regular thread posts/lurks in the nudes thread too.
I'm 57% convinced that maybe 3 of us are actually from NZ and the rest are just posting random shit they read on wikipedia about NZ and laughing because none of us can tell the difference.
Hellu friends <3
Who here is /fallout4/ i wanna know if its worth torrenting :3
r u qt?
>tfw cutest and most normie poster ITT
>I'm straight btw.
Im qt uncut pee pee is only for qt gay boys sry
Lets make it an NZ dick party up in here
Why? the constant stale nudes has made everyone gay, do say i didn't warn yous
Very nice then anon, pls lemme have it
I think just under 6in, ive never measured properly
NO ITS MINE (but im willing to share ;3)
can i see yours bae
My camera :^o
Heres a softer one
Sup manus, rate my kebab.
You're just salty because you don't have kebabs.
That's not even pita bread.
It's just a sheep in the field.
There's a lot of nice dicks in here.
<3 it's ok. ily2
That's ok because kebabs aren't.
Plz post pics?
You mean thuck iccents, bru? The south and maybe the Maori accents.
Where is K-Pop guy? I think he's in one of my classes. Pic related.
I liked your dick. Hit me up if you're ever in Dunedin.
OK! we can share a souvlaki :)
I'm a student so I don't have much money but I can give a mediocre blowjob. Unless you're here over the summer, then I'll maybe have money.
im student too anon, what are you studyn? you sound qt
Bachelor of Information Technology or CompSci. To clarify: kebabro (me) is a dude.
I'm 21. Are you in Dunedin?
cos i chemically enhanced myself and now everything is simple, boring or agitating unless i'm ballin on MF'ers and my inner self likes to be humble so theres an entire inner conflict ontop of the entire country hypnotised by tv or sedated by internet alcohol and dairydak. it feels like i'm surrounded in fukn zombies, social media helps naught, real people are trapped within the boundaries of a self fabricated story line and everyone thinks there a temporarily embarrassed millionaire, no one talks to people on the street and everyone is oppressed by debt false knowledge, frequency domination and mental slavery while i sit here like wtf you're all brainwashed. yet no one cares enough to risk their car home and false identity. its so fukn faux i want to spew out my eyeballs and bust a nut in the parliamentary tea kettle while smoking a blunt and rapping about hoes. suck my gonads you goddamn slaves this shit is a sham.
>chemically enhanced myself
Oh you're soooo much better than us man. You're so much more intelligent than anyone in this country. Everyone but you is just a sheep, giving their brains to the man. I wish I could chemically enhance myself to your superior state.
No, you're fucking retarded.
Protip: everyone thinks this, we're just not as autistic as you so we don't let it change our outlook on life. We also know that we aren't the only people thinking this. Everyone is a very interesting person. Most people are very kind, good people. Given the chance you could be friends with practically anyone on the planet. We simply create these barriers to protect ourselves.
I don't know what he looks like or if he'll even buy me a kebab or not. =(
Oh and here was thinking you were enlightened to the perils of crony capitalism
Ill give you something else to eat ;)
Im so sorry you feel that way hun
Nah i feel like being FABULOUS
No. I don't want to be friends with you right now. You pissed me off.
One day though, we could meet each other without knowing who the other is, then become friends. But if you're just a stranger on the street then in my mind, just like everyone else's, you're just a sheep.
But are you in Dunedin?
That's... Way too gay for me.
Im known to be pretty gay round these parts sir
auckland checking in
anon just lost his job and is now facing probable homelessness in auckland city. Any advice for a poorfag?
Thanks for a positive reply, some days I feel more like giving up than starting fresh, but I guess i'm going to have to get over that if im not actually going to kill self.
What do you mean by that?
Wow zero trips... Thought I'd never see them