Are savings accounts a meme?
I wanted to get your thoughts on two new business ideas that I had. One is a car refridgerator. so you can grab a cold soda when youre driving. Two is a car air conditioner that works while youre parked so that your animals can chill inside without risk of death.
Robert is also the whitest member of the cast so he has to watch his mouth.
Cuban (Jewish) and O'Leary (Reptilian) can be mean without the public getting too restless. The black guy and the old woman have token immunity.
Someone must have told Robert that he is too white to be anything other than a yes man and the safest play for him is to keep his mouth shut. Unless he is talking to another white person.
>tfw had to take a sick day at work
4 years clean streak broken. I feel so ashamed. But I can't be handling customers while down with the flu.
How's your streak going?
Why does a football team need to be listed on the stock market?
Who buys negative yielding bonds? Perceived safety aside, wouldn't holding cash be preferable?
government bonds are protect by the government.
its very low risk. for big plays,
like real big playas.
u have a couple trillion u dont mind the us government looking after it in exchange for a few bill.
newbie to stocks here, I started listening to this douche bag Tim sykes, and ive gotten pretty interested in these penny stocks, and im just curious whether this guy is for real?
I get it he is a douche,
he has a counter arguement to all his haters, and ppl saying penny stocks are too unpredictable and too risky.
he tends to ramble for ages in his tutorials, but as a newbie i did learn to understand a lot of the lingo and the very basics, but in the end he always says study hard, but study what?
he mentions not to try beat analysts or go that far into depth because you will kill yourself in research.
from what ive gathered so far is its listen to the news (not really studying) and follow patterns, but when he quotes any of his trades the patterns are unpredictable, moves 1%-5% for a solid week and then out of nowhere it spikes like 500%. so im not really sure what he means by study hard, anyone able to help me out? or is this guy just a joke and everyone is falling in for his trap?
sorry in advance if my post is all over the place
Will oil prices ever rebound to +$80? When will it happen? I currently work as a flatbed trucker and want to move to Texas or North Dakota to make some sweet oil money. I heard that since oil prices dropped so rapidly the job market and pay there is not as lucrative anymore. I'm guessing once oil prices increase again then it will get better.
This is going to last a decade - look at the last time the oil prices fell so hard, the whole market is in oversupply, many new fields are not being developed at the moment, the shale fields are swing producers of super power because you can start up a rig in a week.
Won't be until the mid 20's or later that prices are gonna skyrocket again
Expect a rebound soon. Not $80, but jobs will return. The major players are draining the reserves in hopes to kill competition and drive prices down.
In terms of finding a job look in another market, you won't want to wait this long.
How do I profit from programming?
Languages I know:
Languages I am learning:
yfw you realize 1 trillion dollars
1 million , 1 million dollar bills.
Hi /biz/. I'm kinda afraid that if I become rich in the future, my girlfriend will cuck me and she will only like me for my money. How do I be rich and be succesful in my love life?
If she's with you before you're rich you're probably fine.
the bigger danger is once you get money chicks will throw themselves at your dick cunt first, so you may lose a woman that actually loves you over some bint that just sees dollar signs and an horny sucker.
watch your dick.
Post lucrative business ideas you have thought about before but won't pursue for whatever reason.
I'll start; hoverboard repair services and upgrades. To get started buy one yourself and get to know it and watch youtube videos etc...
Saw a thread about this the other day. Deposited $20 hoping I was in on this ponzi early enough. It's crazy how they can make these bold claims and still get people to invest though. Is everyone else investing thinking they can beat the ponzi like me? Surely no one can believe 10% daily is sustainable, since they allow you to reinvest 100% and 10% compounded over a year is $1,289,377,615,792,521.75
Anyone else here trying to time this ponzi?
WHO THE FUCK WAS THIS?
I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS DUMB FUCK
Quick question, my intro 0% rate on my Discover It is about to run out in a month, I plan on switching to Chase Freedom. My question is, since this card is a Visa will I be able to use it at places like Costco and debit only grocery stores?
Okay this brings up a new question. Let's say store in question isn't Costco or Sams Club but is a place like Winco that doesn't require a membership. Do places like that count as a wholesale store or not? My decision to go with Freedom or Freedom Unlimited depends on this. The internet doesn't seem to know the answer.
Hey guys I found this little gem in the archives. Anyone know if its still viable?
Hey biz Im asking for help, theres a competition in my country which consists in Stock trading, beat portfolio gets 50kUSD and a job in a financial group as a trader. I'm really good at math and statistics, but dont know shit about stock trading. So I want to learn from scratch how to trade, don't even know if my math talent will help but, I heard it does.
I need some simulator app or website and the basics.
The contest will be a month long and will be based in real stocks at real time. Your buying selling time will be the same as the world's stock bank HELP
Just buy NEXT Biometrics, it may very well go up around 30% soon or even more. Q2 report on August 25th and more news could come at any time.
/biz/ - with my skill set what would you recommend for me to do to make money?
-Know an extensive amount of graphic design, video editing, 3D modeling (also have experience in game design for 15 years)
-Have been an audio engineer for 10 years now, can use any DAW and has a lot of experience with production
-Currently getting a major in psychology and a minor in philosophy and have a certification in religious studies
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I have thought about this. Any experience in going about approaching corporate level suits that needs websites? Most of the sites I've designed have been local businesses -- nothing I've felt comfortable with charging up the ass to manage but if I ever land a larger company you bet I will do that.
You're pretty similar to me. I spend my weekends developing situational ransomware, with your skill set this sounds pretty reasonable. Prior to this, I blackmailed all my drug dealers, a bit too risky for me to recommend though.
most of threads are about either criptocurrency or stocks
but what about bets?
is it a better and esasier way to make some extra cash compared to stock trading?
ive never been to stocks or bitcoins but have a couple of years on betting and doing ~$200 exra every month
Memecoins and memestocks are close to gambling. You.ll have a good time trading them if youre an avid gambler. Theyre not for weak hearts and week hands. If you make it in this PnD world. You.ll make it even in wallstreet
what are some stocks i can buy, where i can directly profit off teh oncoming robot invasion and subsequent enlsavery of human kind by the botnet/skynet and its chrome enforcers?
None. When the AI-Human war begins, the markets will be among the first casualties. The securities markets are one of humanity's primary vulnerabilities, so the global economy will quickly collapse thereafter. You have to invest in hard goods: guns, ammo, non-perishable food, water, survival gear.
I am drunk am going to take 1K from portfolio and just go full YOLO with it
So C'mon /biz/ Give me your worst stock advice. In a month I"ll tell you were it let
Is this book any good? People on here keep telling me to educate myself and hit the books, but I have no idea where to start. I don't know how to separate the good from the bad information, because it feels like a lot of the so-called business books are written in such a way that they are just trying to sell more copies and basically scam me with ONE WEIRD TRICK-esque tactics. Some real recommendations would be much appreciated. Any books or resources related to investment, personal finance, business psychology, starting and running a business, and so forth would be much appreciated.
Sooo upon seeing the after hours i think there might be some hope. I think everyone sold to lock in gains this morning but at a volume so high that it just turned into a panic fest after not seeing a bounce. Im thinking this mornings shit show is just a huge dip and we'll see some good results come monday afternoon. I mean ive seen alot of memes but this one is actually promising. I was surprised at what happened this morning. Anyone got input?
Im starting to lay the foundations of a nice portfolio that i would like to build and grow for the rest of my life. How much money would I have to have invested in the market to be able to live off of $6,000 a month in dividends? Is this goal possible?
How can you tell if an interview went well? I just had an interview a couple days ago and have been obsessing over how it went.
The manager I would be working under and the their manager were supposed to interview me individually for half an hour each. It turned into the manager I would be working under talking for an hour about the role and the hiring manager talking to me for ten minutes. It felt more like an orientation and they hardly asked me any questions but just the generic go over your resume. They were impressed with my background and I use the same systems...
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>How can you tell if an interview went well?
They give you promising responses and you answered questions well and impressed them,. You can easily tell if you did well or not just by their response
You KNOW when the interview went crappy. You probably know if it went really good too. So, since you really arent sure, it sounds like you did okay but not stellar. You can still very well get the job under these conditions if the competition wasnt too stiff.
is amd a buy or sell and why?
hold on one sec OP, I'll just go ahead and do all of the work for you so you can live a fat rich lifestyle like you always wanted. Just sit tight and I'll be right back with my proprietary research!
ya hurry the fuck up faggot
How can I involved in accounting without a degree? I wasted 2 years in uni switching majors, flunking classes, being absent, etc... But I have recently gotten interested in accounting and have taken an introductory course. I want to try to make my way into the field by trying to get an entry level job that will help me ease into it, but I don't really know where to start. I've looked at a few offers on Craigslist but haven't gotten any replies or anything. Any help is appreciated, thanks!
You sound like a quality candidate. I would totally hire you with no relevant education or experience.
You're a fucking fuckup dude, there's HUGE competition for accounting from people with actual good GPAs, networking and with internships under their belt. And yet some fuckup without a degree who wasted his time doing jackshit wants to get hired?
try factory labor, it should be at your level
How are you doing in the intro course? A's all around right? the other guys are being hard on you a bit. You can make it but like anything you are going to have to work your ass off which I dont know you're capable of doing looking at your history man. Gonna have to wake up get some basic discipline before going on a venture like this. There is no excuse for missing/being late to class thats fucking being a retard. Being on time is the first step to passing a class/acing midterms which are alot easier than a CPA exam
Suppose you are a man who is destined to live the rest of his days on his bed.
How do you make money?
>15% of female execs admit to sleeping their way their
>That doesn't include the ones who did it but failed to get rewarded for it (37% say they felt they were rewarded for it, so the number is probably higher)
>61% of men and 70% of women instantly lose respect for someone who slept their way up
Was women in the workplace a mistake?
No. What's bad about this?
>inb4 bad execs
If the people above her (pun intended) are willing to give any sort of promotion to someone unqualified for sex then they aren't much better.
>but it's not fair because I can't do it so they have an advantage
Welcome to capitalism. You either find a way to compete or get left behind. If you're so shitty you can't compete with an incompetent liability that occasionally gives blowjobs then you don't deserve to get ahead....
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Yeah, it was a mistake. The same thing happened in Rome and lead to its fall.
It doesnt matter, the last star in the universe will eventually burn out and everything will be cold darkness anyway.
How do I move up in a company?
>working for a startup in an analyst position
>they have a software engineering position open
>have lots of programming experience, but in a totally different industry (industrial controls, PLC programming)
>have good relationship with engineering manager
Should I apply? Could it reflect poorly on me, or ruin my chances at taking the position at a future date?
The reason I'm hesitating to apply is because I don't really know what I'm doing with those languages.
Initially I'd be doing a lot of work with python and SQL, both of which I'm okay with. I've made some meaningful changes to the company in those languages, but nothing super significant.
Are psychopaths good with money? Do you know any and how do they function? I have known three bonafide psycopaths. two happen to be jewish, a guy and girl. One of them would just confide in me for hours about his most horrible and evil deeds never second guessing why he might share it or why I would be impressed. Another would whisper to me how he wants to fuck rape or kill most people he meets. Im not kidding. They are blatant about it. I think they confided with me because I am an empty slate that they enforce their will on.