srs question, how do I get on the wave?
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Is college worth the $$ spent? I'm about 2 years in, and I'm doing a finance major. I've watched Shrkeli (whatever the Armenian Jew's name is) and he said that he didn't really need the degree. Also, this election proved to me that college is more of an indoctrination process than it is a learning process. Basically, I think college is a meme which is a waste of money. Am I better off teaching myself and dropping out of college to save and invest money elsewhere. Or should I just finish it?
To even take the CPA, etc. you need a bachelor's degree. You essentially need a useful degree to even get hired nowadays. Plus, college is a good time to network with people. Of course there are exceptional people who can teach themselves and actually get somewhere in their career. However, chances are pretty slim and not everyone is that lucky. Your life and your choice.
Since it looks like Trump is shaping up to be the best president this century what bill do you think they'll put his face on???
Is this company a pump and dump?
The 25% in a day increases then -20% in a day downticks are a little concerning
I made a shitty e commerce store to sell shitty vapes to Canadians. Am I doing it right /biz/?
>still not rich
>tfw make ~$25,000 as wage slave on production line
should i go to college?
i need a better wage to fund some real estate.
i'm 22 am i too late trying to get ahead? i'd probably just get a business degree, or an engineer degree funded by my job
So with Hirojewki lying about 4chan bandwidth costs, and opening donations, putting up more ads, etc etc. how much do you think he is personally raking in?
How do I set up small time fake charity stunts like Hiroyuki did?
I'm talking about "its for a good cause, look how much X costs, etc etc." I can't do cancer because my family would find out and the community would be overwhelmingly supportive.
Can I open a charity, use 90% of the funds to pay myself, and donate the rest to some other charity under the guise of a good banner?
Let me warn you against scamming for charities.
People are more likely to be skeptical of charities and investigate. And they're more likely to be more pissed off and pursue greater legal punishments to virtue signal, like "LOOK IM SUCH A GOOD PERSON BECAUSE IM GETTING BACK AT THIS DIRTY ROTTEN FAKE CHARITY SCAMMER!"
Damn, thats rough. Didn't even think of the self righteous faggots out there.
With this in mind, how do I pull off a Hiroyuki?
I'd have to be in some kind of position of power or trust, then trick people or abuse my power to convince them of my need for money towards X cause.
What cause can I springboard off of to rake in dough- wait a minute.
What if I actually run a non-profit?
What if I actually do run a charity and give most of the profits to those who need it/take action...
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I'll kick it off by saying that I've been looking for someone to go into business with, I'm looking for someone who is technically competent and well versed in programming and coding.
What are the best /biz/ books for a beginner that wants to get into business and finance. I want become more knowledgeable about all of the financial world, i'm willing to read 100+ books if need be to become knowledgeable and to be able to fully understand and trade. If you guys have any beginner through advanced book recommendations, I would be very grateful and read them all.
you can grow money by multiplying
I go around to houses for sale with an agent and steal prescription drugs in medicine cabinets. Id also volunteer for hospice and steal drugs from old dying people. Got caught and have 2 felony counts and 7 years probation. I'm 22. Am I fucked for life?
You know that's like a 20% acceptance rate and less than 1% for less than high school. Don't get why its always posted like its an easy option.
I cant move because probation.
Can you still make money off clickbait sites or people have stopped falling for it?
"celebrities that have NOT aged well, number 4 is a shocker!"
"foods that will give you cancer, I used to eat these every day!"
"Man wins lottery, how he breaks up with his girlfriend is HILARIOUS"
clickbait will never die.
Alright /biz. I know nothing about making money and need some help. I've run into a lucky opportunity, I have $150,000 Cash. Located in Canada, and can take out a mortgage of about an additional $250,000. Can you guys provide any good business or investment ideas?
how do i find stocks before they peak
How can you profit from the rise of AI?
I am a physicist with a background in scientific computing. I have a very amateurish background in finance (read, I'm learning this as I go). I am trying to project my financial future based on relatively realistic inputs and would like your advice.
Here are some of the inputs
>Wife and I have good solid jobs paying $230k/yr gross combined, 10% annual bonuses, and a typical annual salary increase of 1.5% based on historical data.
>We have a good chunk of savings, $250k cash in the bank (i.e....
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>tfw outbid a celebrity at an art auction
i dont even like art but it feels good
>sold out already
>sells for $60 at my local Best Buy
>auctions on eBay going for hundreds of dollars with active bidders
I know SOMEONE here must have seen this coming and is going to profit from it. This is the PS3 launch all over again.
How are you preparing for the biggest rotation ever?
>This is the biggest rotation I have ever seen," Cramer said.
Why is it so hard to get a job? Just a fucking minimum wage retail job requires 2 interviews and preferably experience. Like what the fuck? How am I supposed to have good customer service skills straight outta highschool?
I had to beg the guy who took my application to hurry the fuck up and give me a phone interview. It took a fucking month to get it and now he's ghosting me again. And my parents are actually contacting him what's up.
Fuck you it's not even paid work. Holy fucking shit
Listen, OP. Take it from me, guy that was almost in your shoes. It's a stroke of luck but also a stroke of confidence.
You need to show these people that you're better than the candidates they could consider hiring. Do some research, learn about stocking shelves if that's what you really want to do.
Learn about UPC codes, learn about market strategies in a retail environment like why they put the milk in the back of the store. Everyone needs milk. You're gonna see everything else along...
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develop a drinking problem
meet a natural gas worker in a bar
get a 100k riggin' gig.
learn how to trade options
slay the game
retire at 35
Loved reading this. This is what smart people with drive do.
People today have forgotten that it's their job to do whatever it takes to earn a job. They are not "owed" a job because they graduated high school or college or simply for breathing.
House = 25 million
Car = Ferrari 488
Wardrobe = A+
Yacht = N/A
What else can I buy? What else is left I feel empty
A sense of self-worth
Blow it on stupid shit or start becoming a patron of some charity or young artists or something. Anything that gives you sense of accomplishment and that warm fuzzy feeling from other peoples' gratitude. And if you buy a couple million bucks of stuff from young artists it's almost hard to not make back your money in the long run.
I have a house, where i still owe the bank 130.000 € for.
Soon, i'll get 100.000€. How to get to a passive income with this? Should i just pay what i owe the bank, and continue working?
35k straight to house
50k to interest generating savings acc
2.5k for fun
5k for things around house that you have been delaying: utensils, repairs, replacing worn out clothing, etc
put the last bit towards car payment or whatever
that sucks man, i really feel for you there
is there anything you can do as a citizen within the eu? are you able to just travel to a different country by rail or something and establish a bank account there?
anyways, what i wrote to you truly is exactly what I would do
being rich is literally the most boring existence.
>being poor is better because you have to keep your mind on survival instead of your meaningless existence
cry some more edgy bastard, I'm perfectly happy with 6-figure checks coming in from my assets every year
Can I buy btc somewhere without my id using my debit card? I have been trying to use coinbase but I can not manage to verify my id. Please help guys
Since I have had a hard time finding a job with my business degree, I've been working part-time as a math teacher. It turns out I'm pretty good at it. The kids love me and the principal has asked me to be a full-time teacher (even though he knows I'm not trained to be a teacher).
Teachers are paid poorly in my country, so my question is: How can I turn this skill I apparently have into something profitable?
i've managed to save 15000 aud (approx 11300 usd) and it feels stupid having it as a brick under my bed.
any ideas on what to do with it? i'm quite averse to high risk investing, so slow and steady options are preferred. thanks.
save around $6500 in the bank as an emergency fund (I normally recommend $5000 USD, so that seems about right for you) that you don't touch unless you lose your job, have unexpected bills that kind of thing. Then take the rest and put it in an index fund.
Hey, /biz/. How do I make my fish farm better? How do I make it lucrative to hell and back?
With so much shit getting automated, how do you think the future economy will look like? What the fuck will people do for a living?
Whats hard about making money on youtube with a music channel?
It has no niche so they pay per thousand views won't be that high.
You're better off linking people to fake sites. Make a live stream of The Walking Dead that just leads to a bunch of Ad.fly loops. I used to do this with paid Spigot plugins for Minecraft "free download" and got about $50 a week. You would probably get a lot more traffic making fake streams on YouTube during episodes of popular TV shows.
Hey /biz. If I can buy good quality counterfeit USD how would I go around turning it into currency I can put in a bank.
>inb4 just spend it
Spend it? That's pretty much the only way of getting rid of it short of a full on organised money laundering scheme. Got to a store, buy a pack of gum or a can of coke with it, you hand over the fake bill and get authentic change back.
you could just replace your spending with the counterfeited cash. store the excess funds away in a savings fund and spend the funny money. It will be less suspicious than putting a large sum of cash into the bank, as the process will be drawn out over a longer period.