as I have little financial means and a high quality standard regarding meat (karma is a bitch, if the animal has to die then at least it should have had a nice time on green pastures and enjoyed sunlight) I replaced quite a lot of meat by veggie alternatives.
>3 cans of beans, washed
>4 eggs (should have used three)
>two small onions
blended, cooled and fried. will...
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Why do American restaurants ruin green beans?
Hey Eurobros, which one should I eat first and last?
Roommate keeps drinking my personal stash of milk, i keep in my own fridge.
Ok guys my new years diet resolution of counting calories is failing.
Gonna need to go full 5:2 if i am to meet my goals.
Looking for 500 calorie recipes that will hold me for a full day.
Thanks in advance.
Dude, you'll end up malnourished. Just stick to the plan and keep counting calories. The trick is avoiding eating anything you don't know the caloric content of, which should be pretty simple if you cook for yourself instead of eating at restaurants.
You could also look for Soylent.
3x100g quark (low fat) 180kcal
300g broccoli 99kcal
2 teaspoons rapeseed oil 81.3kcal
200g red wine (140kcal)
= one day.
don't forget protein, you can lower carbs and fat but not protein.
broccoli, rape seed oil (everyday), courgettes are your friend. you should take up at least 43g protein/day.
Okay cu/ck/s I have birthday coming in a month and I want some rum and whiskey. What two bottles I should buy?
Why is Dijon Mustard so disgusting?
Next Sunday is the Royal Rumble and I'm going to either purchase frozen hot wings or wings from a pizza restaurant.
But what are the best wings I can purchase? I need something delicious, sweet, tangy... My mouth is watering just thinking about it.
Stop being a pussy ass little boy and fry your own wings with a sauce you made yourself. You are a MAN god damn it! You as a species are responsible for bringing a member of your species to THE FUCKING MOON, and you're telling me you want to reheat something another MAN has cooked for you? If that's the case go ahead, call the bull, retire your genitals and enjoy your wings with destroyed texture, pumped full of preservatives, and disgusting taste.
What can I prepare from this?
noodle seasoning + slice of leek + hot water + a bit of seaweed.
It's making me feel very full, so I suspect it's either fattening or the hot water mess with my mind. It's basically a broth with some vegetables, Which shouldnt be much over 70 kcal. Am I wrong and a fatfag?
(Also, sorry if it's supposed to be /fit/ but as it's a meal , and not really a workout-one I figured this was more fitting.)
Some of you get triggered by words like "natural" or "processed". You say it's genetics, you've been eating like this all 22 years of your life and you feel fine, and you don't see the need for such words. This is for you.
Let's entertain for the sake of argument the idea that there could be a distinction between an onion 5 minutes after you pulled it out of the ground, and a pack of funyuns.
What word would you propose we use to distinguish the two?
Funyuns have extremely little to do with onions mate. It's like claiming those surimi sticks are crab legs. If you want to use one word then you can use "imitation" onion.
So...I went over a friends house last night, said they were making burgers
When I got there they were done, I inspected the burger I was given....it was a burger with avacado, a fried egg, turkey bacon, tomato, their special sauce (it was siracha mixed in mayo) on a pretzel bread bun
I ate it of course, but the whole time I are I kept thinking "I am literally eating a memeburger"
>i discard mushroom stalks
>i discard coriander stems
Why do I give so little of a fuck about dessert foods /ck/? Why are the vast majority of any food cravings I get for salty/savory/meat/dairy with a virtually nonexistent sweet tooth?