i just realized that the combination of salty and sour is my all time favorite.
what can i eat/cook that fits that describtion?
>One hot plate, a microwave, and a very small oven
Could I get some simple, tasty recipes that won't kill me? I'm eating the same few things over and over.
>Banana nut pancakes
>Fried Banana slices
>peanut butter + preserves on a tortilla
>chicken, cheese and spinach
>sandwiches with cheese and spinach on a tortilla
>Skillet (potatoes, eggs, chicken, cheese, vegetables)
>Whatever fruit is in season
Pic is some chili I made
>Some skillet I made
Hey /ck/ first time poster.
I've lurked for quite a while now. But I have a question. I'm getting quite interested in cooking and shit. Are there any online tutorials that will teach me the basics? I'm not really quite sure what the basics are come to think of it.
Where do you start?
I'm new to this board but I'm quite enjoying it so far. Today I want to discuss the various fast food burgers available on the market and what makes each one unique.
I for one LOVE McDonald's take on the burger. Only Big mac and quarter pounder tier though. Obviously the dollar menu burgers suck.
Perhaps it's because I'm 100% Murica raised but I even prefer McDonald's processed burgers over fresher or more quality burgers you might find at a more legitimate restaraunt. What makes the McDonald's burgers so good? How are they diferent...
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I was worried this might happen but I must be honest and say I'm being completely sincere. Trust me I'm just as confused as you are. It's Part of the reason I made this thread.
>I'm not even a fatty either
Alright bros, what are you making for the games?
I am doing a shimp cocktail, a 7 layer dip, and buffalo wings.
Taco Bell and lots of beer. Probably three 30-packs of Natural Ice and a hundred tacos. I'm uncertain what everyone else at the party will be eating and drinking though.
Tell me about juicing, co/ck/s.
All the juicing advertising is basically correct on all except one thing: frequency. You do not need to consume vitamins daily, drinking a smoothy once a week with different fruit in it suffices.
What would you buy?
Is all pretzels the same?
/ck/ hold me
>Be male, 26
>Go to wife's family's house for her birthday
>Her mother is part landwhale (think 400 lbs, easily)
>"Oh anon! We're making steak for Sharon's birthday! We wanna eat healthy!"
>This is a woman who shares those "tasty" videos where the main ingredient is sweetened condensed milk
>On top of that--steak is one of the least healthy meats--but I just smile and say I'm excited for whatever they make
>MIL also regularly get fast food, I'm talking 4-5 times a week
>Wife and FIL are somehow not landwhales
>FIL comes home with New York Strips, not bad
>MIL first pats them off with a paper towel to "remove the blood and make them healthier," then takes them and slathers them in: Oil, butter, salt, pepper, and more oil
>And then slaps them in a fucking George Foreman
>After cooking them two minutes on each side in the George Foreman she slams them in the oven for 15 minutes
>I offer to help, am declined
>"Oh anon don't you worry I cook all the time!"
>No bitch you DON'T your main fucking diet is Mcdonalds fries
>Steak is now leather, could be mistaken for a handbag
>I grimace through it while the rest are ooooing and ahhing complimenting her (lack) of cooking skills
>"Healthy" but also no salad or vegetables of any kind
>"Healthy" but sides include (but are not limited to): McDonalds Fries, white rice w/ butter, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, so many fucking potatoes
>Manage to somehow eat the whole steak, say how great it was, and smile through it all
>My asshole had revenge on me later
I don't get it. Literally the only reason she's overweight is because she eats absolute GARBAGE and sits on her ass all fucking day. She said that she needs "Eight small meals a day!" No bitch, you need one a fucking month with the amount of blubber you've accumulated.
>Pic related is what is looked like
Horror stories when you were a guest somewhere /ck/?
>was visiting Memphis where my grandparents live, planning to eat at an amazing local chicken place for lunch (uncle lou's)
>go to grandparents house, love my grandmother dearly but she had very pleb taste
>she takes me out and buys me shoes because she's a grandmother
>insists upon gracing me with further hospitality despite my concerns that she's already done too much
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> he uses catsup instead of mayo for fries
Anyone else here chew raw garlic? I'm trying to kill parasites inside me. I've also been eating spoonfulls of coconut oil and drinking raw turmeric juice.
What are you eating this fine Friday night? I got a couple soft tacos and a 5-layer beefy burrito.
>Two poached eggs
>Melted cheese sandwich
>Four fig Newtons
Are You Man Enough To Drink Shit Coffee?
When I was in Bali a few years ago, I went to one of the places where they keep the poor rat-things and force them to eat the coffee beans.
It looked awful for the rat-things and the end result is shit coffee. Truly the worst luxury item I've ever seen.
0/10 literal shit
What this guy said. Although the coffee is pretty good if it's done right. It depends on who's roasting it, and how soon after roasting you manage to get to it.
Most of the stuff they sell in those rat-thing farms was roasted god knows when and ground into dust about 3 months ago, though.
>cheese package has a GLUTEN FREE label right in the middle
I can't take this meme anymore, I want off the ride
Write them a letter and ask why they don't have a cheese with gluten in it like other cheese companies do. Tell them you don't buy their cheese specifically because they don't provide a gluten option, and would greatly appreciate it if they rectified this issue.
Considering that your average wisconsin "all natural real edible cheese-related food product" has about 38,000 ingredients that were unknown to mankind before the Manhattan Project, I'd say those with celiac disease are right to wonder what the fuck is in that package.
Or they could just by DOCG cheese made in a country where there are labeling standards so you don't have to rely on the good faith of shady multinationals.