>come home with 6 friends in tow after an afternoon out drinking
>literally haven't eaten since breakfast all starving
>pretty drunk at this point
>throw like 6 burgers, 4 brats, a whole ring of kielbasa and like 3 steaks on the grill
>gotta check on this in a few minutes
>go grab a beer
>get pulled into a beer pong game, and then another one, then another
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Could we have a tea thread? Shit is so damn comfy.
What are y'all having? I sipping on some Jasmine myself.
Favourite teas? God damn I love a good hot cup.
Can someone explain to me why so many people enjoy free work lunches? A friend of mine, who is in her late 40s, posted how excited she was to get the meal in this picture catered by work. If it's not this, it's a tray of sandwiches or something...
Maybe I'm being a dick, but someone serving me this as a "perk" of my job at 50 years old would trigger a complete existential crisis in me. Is saving $5 at lunch so exciting that it's a thrill to sit at your desk and chow down on this?
What does /ck/ think of my homemade ah-beetz?
Crust looks nice and chewy. Too much moisture from the zoomers, peppers, and spinich tho. You put a salad on a nice margherita and somehow forgot the basil. If this was your goal, you did fine. Spread out those toppings better.
What are the designated suburban soccer mom foods?
A bowl of dry, pitted olives
Fondue with way too much wine, where you can still taste all of the alcohol
Muesli with soy milk and notthegood kind, the grayish brown kinds with no sugar and only added ingredients are coconut shavings and dry banana
when you cooke pasta should it be a vigourous boil, medium boil, or slow boil?
Or all out max boil to the point the water almost spits at you?
I've always put the dried or fresh pasta into vigorously boiling water, with a bit of canola oil and salt. Cooked and stirred until al dente, then drained and tossed in a bit of oil, covered, then served. My work place does the same thing, but cools the pasta in an ice bath to 40F, then portioned and held at 40F for later orders to be reheated in a bain-marie.
So, I think "truffle" is the top 2016 meme. Truffle is such a weird flavor. It basically tastes like how burnt plastic smells, yet it actually tastes delicious. Just had some truffle mac n cheese.
Also, with how expensive truffles are, how does any food company afford to have this as a flavor???
What's the best method of caffeine intake and why is it vietnamese coffee?
Just brew some American coffee you Vietnam fucking shit!
>Have a Vietnamese friend
>Goes on and on about Vietnamese coffee
>Says they'll get me some since parents sends them care packages but they don't care for coffee
>One night gives me a shitload in small packets
>It's instant coffee
For instant it was good, but they're fucking with me, right?
>Children put it on food to mask the flavors their immature palates cannot handle
>"""Adults""" put it on food to mask the flavors their immature palates cannot handle
>that one guy who takes a little hot sauce bottle with him everywhere he goes
What is the best cookie and why is it pic related?
>when people tell me the black and white cookie isn't the best
And if someone tells me my picture is wrong because it was Jerry who said that, FUCK OFF I don't have any images of mad Jerry saved and I'm not googling it right now.
itt: dining cringe
>eat a jar of sauerkraut
>literally pissing from the ass now
how do I make this stop
Eat another jar. It'll dessicate the whole thing with its dry, German aesthetic leaving your insides fresh and clean. Also, your ass will shit with unprecedented precision and engineering
Is this the proper order of toppings for a cheeseburger?
I just dumped this guy on our first date because he held his utensils like this and dipped his head down to the table instead of bringing it to his mouth.
Have you ever ditched or broken up with someone for a /ck/ related reason?
No, but I work in an extremely professional and senior level Finance position with a group of 5 other guys. Everyone wears suits, drives luxury cars, has 300-500k house.....
Just started working their a month ago. Went out to eat with them. Every fucking one of them eats like this. I've never seen anything like it in my fucking life
>dipped his head down to the table instead of bringing it to his mouth.
How far does this become unacceptable?
Because I always lean forward to eat so anything that might fall off the fork lands back on the plate instead of my lap/napkin
How long does sourcream last? I have a cup in the fridge that's like 2 weeks past the expiration date because I only use it to make scrambled eggs but it still smells, looks and tastes fresh. What's up with that?
Shit lasts forever, I've got a tub in the fridge that "expired" Sept. 29, 2016. It tastes fine. Expiration dates for the most part (save meat and such) are either for "freshness" or to get you to pitch it and by another. Re. the sour cream, pitch it when it tastes off or grows green/blue mold.
So, Quiznos seems to be extinct....does anybody still have one?
Also Quiznos memories, I remember their toasted subs tasted really delicious, I remember some toasted chicken sub with bacon and ranch that was really good
Their meats and cheese were such better quality than Subway that I think it made it hard to turn a profit, especially if the franchise fees were high. Thankfully I have a Primo Subs near me.
What is the greatest culinary lie ever told?
You are given a fresh bell pepper (a color of your choice), a package of fresh bacon, and 450gr of fresh champignon mushrooms, you can add any ingredients you have in your house, frozen or canned is fine.
What do you cook?
Bacon ruins every dish it touches
Any chef worth his salt
Would know this
What a shame
Bacon ruins every dish it touches
Any chef worth his salt
Would know this
What a shame
Want to eat something finnish for their independance day. Any finns on here know of any good meals i could make.
The best mämmi is made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Finns!
honestly, there's not that many good finnish dishes. karjalan paisti (carelian roast or something like that)is most likely the best one there is and really simple. water,salt,allspice,good quality pork and beef. serve with boiled potatoes
What does /ck/ think of Freddy's? Any of you faggots ever try it?
Personally I love their frozen custard and the burgers are pretty fucking alright. The fries can be hit or miss and tend to get cold really quickly (I live like 40 minutes away from the nearest one and I tried to get home before eating and the fries were almost inedible) but I guess that's because they're super thin cut so you have a higher surface area to volume so they lose heat faster. I've never had any of their dogs though which I guess is something I should do.
This was recommended here as a drink to try out for an alcohol virgin like me, so I bought a bottle. My first reaction, what the fuck, how are you supposed to drink this?
A lot of people like this, but this should no way in any form or fashion be your first drink......especially straight or neat
Mix it with coke so you can get a feel for the taste and if you even like bourbon
I'd recommend about 50ml of wild turkey with 150ml of coke on a bunch of ice
What are you Do's and Don'ts of knife safety /ck/?
The obvious ones:
>Sharpen knife regularly
>Let your knives soak in water
>Use the wrong knife for a task
>It's a 'Marcus raves about the beautiful sauce' episode
Am I allowed to walk around the supermarket with a pen and paper, writing down the prices of foods and the weeks specials?
Or will I be asked to leave?
double egg omelet and sausage sandwich
When's the last time you shared a meal with someone?
Factory shutdown lunch.
We all chipped in $15 and catered KFC, Pizza hut and some cunt dug up the garden for the halal and 'tarians.
I think we had about 250 pieces of chicken that we had to buy from 3 different chains, 20 sides of gravy, 20 sides of chips and a couple cases of coke.
That's fucking it? That's literally what most of this is, how does that even consider a "lemon lime soda"? What the fuck
Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors, Sodium Citrate, Sodium Benzoate (To Protect Taste).
This product includes ingredients sourced from genetically engineered (GE) crops, commonly known as GMOs, which the FDA regards as safe. Click here to see The Coca-Cola Company's position on GMO’s.
Calling it lemon-lime soda is fine. It's soda water with lemon-lime flavor.
It would be wrong to label it sparkling lemonade, sparkling limeade, or sparkling lemon-limeade which actually have substantial lemon/lime juice content. Buy those if you feel better about it.
Ok, so I love eating deviled eggs, but I want to add something more to it.
Right now I use
Post your favorite lazy NEET food.
>94 cents a can at target
>cheap as fuck
>one can is pretty good for keeping you sustained for more than 5 hours.
>tasty as fuck and can and should be eaten straight out of the can.
Red wines, of course.