Is being fat /ck/? Surely no one appreciates food as much as a fat person.
>Have zero nutritional/food knowledge
>Crams food down the gaping maw they call a mouth with no discretion
Good one. That's like saying crack addicts "appreciate" crack more than normal people.
90% of this board is overweight, champ. You be the judge.
Is an hamburger an sandwich?
Well this is a picture of hamburgers, and they are not sandwiches. But if you were to put them in a bun they would be.
Hey cu/ck/s, I'm feeling hungry. What ingredient should I put in my pan first?
Let's play a game /ck/
Post your favorite thing to snack on and we try to guess each others age based on the snack
>pic very related
itt post goat hot sauces
What would you get /ck/?
I didn't see one in the catalog.
Does anyone know where to buy can shaped molds for gelatin? I've seen bottles and ice trays for bottle but never to scale can halves. And I tried searching google for various terms and nothing.
Yeah you didn't see one in the catalog because although we're a bunch of alcoholic, fast-food addicted, australian-tier shitposters, at least we have enough pride not to encourage QTDDTOT threads which are the hallmark of a shit board
If these become a thing here I'm leaving for good, like seriously all we need at that point is for Sieg to start posting here regularly
Because they totally were never made before
What's in your usual grocery run?
Just quit my job at Five Guys after two months.
Ask me anything, faggots.
Got a better job in software testing. It's a desk-monkey job that literally pays the same, but in a nice clean office from 9-5 instead of a spurting grease trap from 5-midnight. No one stays in fast food for very long unless they are utterly trapped financially (young people who fucked up) or literally can't get any other job (barely-literate hispanics and ex-cons).
Is this the best vegetable?
How did waiters and waitresses come to be so entitled?
Okay weird story, I like it when a waiter or waitress says excellent choice after I place my order, so the last time I went out to eat I asked the waitress when she first sat me at my table to please say excellent choice when I place my order. She just gave me an odd look and walked away, and when she took my order she didn't fucking say it. So I left her no tip.
Bitch comes running up to me in the parking lot telling me I FORGOT to tip her, and I had to explain to her that I purposefully didn't tip because of the lousy unaccommodating service. Rude.
How did waiters and waitresses come to become so entitled as to feel they always deserve a tip?
>as to feel they always deserve a tip?
just let me put the tip in
>I like it when a waiter or waitress says excellent choice after I place my order, so the last time I went out to eat I asked the waitress when she first sat me at my table to please say excellent choice when I place my order. She just gave me an odd look and walked away, and when she took my order she didn't fucking say it. So I left her no tip.
What's your hangover cure /ck/
Where did this myth originate from? I'm white and always season my food.
black people are known for their BBQ, which is always magic dusted or heavily marinated, and mexicans are known for covering their food with salt and lime and a slew of other shit to help you forget that their meals all consist of the same 3 ingredients.
meanwhile, white people have evolved to the point where seasonings are used to enhance the flavor of the meat, which we have already perfected.
I got banned for 2 days for saying what you're saying OP
But yeah it's a myth I don't know any white person that doesn't season food.In fact I don't know ay person over the age of 10 that doesn't season food
I just got a rice cooker, tried cooking some rice, followed the directions exactly, and ended up with mushy soggy rice.
what the fuck am I doing wrong? how do I get good rice like pic related?
Is this actually good or are the hipster clickbait links on facebook playing tricks on me? It disgusts me but I have a hard time isolating the reason why.
Fuckin hipsters, lol. I've been eating that shit for years. It's tasty, easy, and nutritious as a breakfast food. If raw egg is too gross to you, then don't eat it. Really that simple.
I'd recommend placing your egg (in shell) in some warm water a minute or two though, as this will lessen some of the possible metallic taste of it.
lmao if you don’t immediately hand one of these to your waiter when you go out to eat
What does your typical pizza order look like?
There's this cool trick I do to get free cheesesticks at this place I go to
and I can combine it with other coupons so it's 11 bucks for a 14" pizza and cheese sticks
Basically, because for some reason they treat extra cheese as a special thing and not just another topping, I can get like pepperoni, chicken, spinach, and mushrooms, sometimes red peppers on that pizza
I like to call the supreme because I think it should be a standard like the deluxe
the pizza place I go to kinda sucks because...
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usually its a medium BBQ Chicken + medium plain pizza, this is for me and my two brothers. sometimes we get a brownie or chicken nuggets with it
Largest order has to be when we got three large pepperoni, three meat lovers, and three Philly style pizzas. All of which was for a party.
I want to become a sushi chef.
How do I achieve this goal?
>I'm a retard who can't tell asians apart.
stear clear of japanese establishments at first, try to get an inn at a japanese place serving non sushi, like a ramen or donburi shop. that will look good on your resume. If you want to start on sushi first thing, find a sushi restaurant staffed by koreans or chinese people. They will be more likely to give you a job. Once you have an in like that you might be able to successfully...
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i'm trying to eat healthier but i hate the taste of veggies.
does anyone have any decent veggie recipes for people who hate vegetables?
i can eat corn on the cob but i usually turn spinach into creamed spinach and i have to have a bowl of thousand island to even touch romaine lettuce.
So this is a meme liquor, right? I just don't get it.
What's the best way to cook a steak, /ck/?
What went right? I drink about 2 of these a night and have been for the last 8 years.
one is steak (medium rare please!) with mash potato = 1protein type + 1carbs type)
the other is steak (who gives a fuck some nob is serving it with rice) with rice and mash potato = 1 protein type + 2 carbs types)
Hope that makes it clear for you
It's okay for fatty to back for a second portion of mashed potatoes, but serving potatoes and rice for the same meal seems redundant and pointless, unless you live in Hawaii and load those potatoes up with plenty of mayo.
If it was wild rice and mashed potatoes for thanksgiving dinner, that seems OK.
White rice and mashed potatoes seems an odd choice, unless it's like a southern diner place that serves whatever sides you choose in a little bowl.
but i don't actually give a fuck what you eat. if you like white rice and potatoes for some reason... go for it
What's your favorite kind of soda, /ck/? I'm convinced Vernor's is the best soda comes
Is Domino's Pizza good? I never had it
Pic semi related
It's passable if you're looking for no-effort food delivered to your house. Generally slightly cheaper than local places.
If you have a local place that isn't prohibitively expensive just do that instead.
If all I had was the option between Dominos, Pizza Hut or Papa Johns and I HAD to get pizza, it'd be Dominos 100% of the time.
What are the most veggie friendly international cuisines?
I'm a veggiefag myself and in my experience it's been Indian, Italian, Greek, Mexican, Lebanese/Egyptian/Syrian (all pretty much the same), Chinese and Thai. Spanish is okay as well.
How do I learn proper french cooking? Tired of all the fast food nonsense.
Go to culinairy school, preferably in France
but you can also buy books from great chefs like Pauli or Alain Ducasse, and work with their respective methods for the basics, make stocks, soups, pastries, pasta, it's all in there
also 'french' doesn't mean wholesome and vice-versa
before going to bed todayi decided to make a breakfast sandwich. this was no ordinary breakfast sandwich. i first toasted up a cinnamon raisin bagel and buttered it, followed by frying up 2 pieces of pork roll and 3 slices of bacon and put some cheese in the middle
so far it's a pretty good sandwich
i thought about adding mustard but it would have been too cold
how would you rate my sandwich? i'd post a picture but i ate it all already
Is that girl retarded or something? Her eyes don't focus and everything in her room is soft to retarded amounts
Also that's a sandwich for breakfast but is it really a breakfast sandwich?
Do you ever eat sandwiches for breakfast?
What do you think of this sandwich?
would you consider this a real pizza?
for those curious, the beer is a Sam Adams IPA