What do you think of this pizza, /ck/?
Time to make stock!
>implying toothpaste is a bad flavour
It's literally just peppermint and fluoride, what's the dealio
>implying booger is a bad flavour
I eat my boogers all the time they're delicious as fuck
>implying baby wipes is a bad flavour
Literally just alcohol
The only ones to avoid are the egg and the skunkspray
There's literally nothing bad with eating your boogers, they taste good and they're good to eat when you're hungry and there's no food close to you
They're the body's portable snacks
Can we get some Alton Brown up in here?
Favorite Good Eats episodes? I dont know why but i really love the simple episodes like the Popcorn one.
> commence screeching from the pantywaist crybabies
r8 my fat neet burgers
Woke up drunk, stinking, and didn't have to work. This is what my mind chose to replenish my already dwindling vitamin levels. Turning on my oven now.
I have bad luck with those rising crust digiornos. The edges will get burnt before all the cheese in the middle is melted, and then it's just way too doughy all around. In fact, fuck digiornos all around desu senpai
You're in for a stellar day. Don't forget to add more cheese because you want to be fat. And a bunch of dry spices you have around, because why not. You are a chef, posting on a cooking enthusiast's forum!
You also need to get some alcohol back into your system before you eat. Because after you eat, you'll need even more alcohol. Do it now.
Don't forget to watch that oven like a hawk when its getting close. Everyone fucking hates burned pizza, and under cooked pizza is almost as bad.
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Give me cheap, EAZY meals. I'm eating way too much fast food lately and I can almost feel my arteries getting clogged. What are some cheap, simple things to cook that won't make me feel like an unhealthy piece of shit?
Post a better lunch than mine
>protip you can't
What's the best way to grate carrots?
I love carrot cake but I fucking hate grating carrots. I don't actually own a box grater, just a panel grater and a microplane, and it takes an arduous eternity with either.
What's the best tool for the job?
you know, you could just puree the carrots in a blender.
here's a cake that was made with carrot puree. a little different flavor and texture, but it works, and it's still good.
How the mighty have fallen.
$0 - $4
Low mid decent burgers:
$4 - $8
$8 - $15
Held together with a stick burgers and utter shit but morons keep buying them:
Best burger I've even had was $16. No stick required, because after being perfectly grilled it was wrapped in dough and deep fried.
I just cooked my rice in pickle juice. I am currently waiting for it to cool down before I eat it. It smells like fresh baked bread for some reason.
How the fuck do I grind hamburger meat finely and quickly? I get hamburg from a local farmer and when i cook it it cooks into large clumps. My family likes having the meat ground up fairly fine, but it takes fucking forever because I use a potato masher. Anyone have a tool or know a better way?
I really hate peeling potatoes. I've got some good peelers and tried a few tricks, but it always remains a tedious job. Tricks like pulling off the peel after cooking doesn't work well with starchy potatoes (I make mashed potatoes quite often).
Does anyone have experience with a simple potato peeler like in this picture? Is it worth it? Or is cleaning it about as much work as manual peeling would've been, f.e.. I've worked with a huge professional one before, but I doubt it compares.
That's true for some potatoes, but the ones I use for mashed potatoes often have a thick skin that doesn't taste so nice and gets stuck in your teeth.
Why do you all Amerifaggot love Mc, burger king and junk food?
it's simple, you serenade her with your intellect.
though, upon further thought on the matter I don't see where I should have assumed you'd know that considering you're unintelligent enough to generalize an entire population into a set of foodstuffs. I apopo for thatha.
why is everyone a fag to you? do you want to talk about it?