Fuck guys I'm sweating, what the fuck do I order here?
>try to make gnocchi
>and a nice mushroom sauce to go with it
>the gnocchi's shit
>into the trash it goes
>put on a pan of water to make pasta - at least i can salvage the sauce
>taste the sauce
>into the trash it goes
at least dominos is always acceptable.
The first step to getting good at something is to suck at something. A trick that helped me to improve is to stop saying things are just bad, think about what made it bad and learn how to not do it again. Were your gnocchis too soggy? too hard? was the sauce watery or salty? did the spices you use just no go well together?
Try to pinpoint what went wrong and how to avoid it next time.
>shit days are shit
If you fail again, follow the recipes and try again.
Yo /ck young cook here
Mother always fucks up the turkey so im cooking it this year so I was wondering if brining is wise or not.
Depends on how she fucks it up. Brining is a nice cushion against overcooking, so if her turkey is always dry and overcooked it could help. Other problems like undercooking, improper thawing, wrong heat in the oven, etc--won't help at all.
My mother always thaws the bird by leaving it to sit at room temperature for 24 hours before she cooks it, then she over cooks it drying it out like a desert. I take one bite and start choking like I'm being strangled.
So my mom made pick related for my kid sister cause she heard from her friend that kids liked it. Like what the fuck /ck/ I thought this was a joke why the fuck are moms who barely know how to use smartphone even know this is a thing? My mom even told me the "recipe" for making this shit. Seriously what the fuck man.
>why the fuck are moms who barely know how to use smartphone even know this is a thing?
Well Jimmy, I'm guessing it's because they heard about it from their friends. Just like you already explained.
What should I add to this? I was thinking green beans, I don't have any broccoli .
Probably a silly question, but can you cook dried squid in a microwave? Will it taste ok?
Why is the Cuban Sandwich the best sandwich ever made?
go vegan, or eat me, this Thanksgiving.
mai dick is waiting. all vegan cawk.
This is my first vegetarian thanksgiving but good lord
No wonder everyone hates us
Cake or yeast donuts?
I prefer cake.
I'm eating an apple for the first time and it's gross and messy. How do people eat fruits?
How does /ck/ make oatmeal?
Steel-cut with bananas, peanut butter, and a little bit of honey.
Usually steel cut oats with brown sugar, ground cinnamon, and vanilla.
But I got tired of all of the farting and began mixing a little bit of the steel cut oats with a little bit of salted malt o meal. Tastes good, no more farts, still easy-going in the restroom.
I use rolled oats to make granola. Or I grind it up and sieve it to make oat flour for bread. Also oaty biscuits/oatmeal cookies.
I've never used steel cut and I'm not sure I've ever even had it. Oat isn't eaten much in my country, but we do make oat milk, which is pretty tasty.
I use roles oats and make my oatmeal like a risotto. I throw in my oats and some butter, and a small amount of a fruit that I want to use, typically banana. I toast the oats in butter and the fruits caramelize a bit. Then I slowly pour in hot water and stir the mixture. When almost done I put more butter some milk, and the remaining fruits.
I invited my sister over for 'Taco Night' at my place.
What should I put in her taco that would be filling?
How much meat and sauce should I load hers up with?
Am I supposed to eat the white crust off of Camembert cheese?
Okay /ck/, overall who is the best chef?
Take into account:
Coping under pressure
Who would win a cook off in a master chef style scenario?
ITT weird things you do?
I first eat a Reeses cup by tongueing a hole through the center and tongue fucking it till its smooth, then I take bites around the edge I've made
I developed this style because the commercials used to say there is no wrong way to eat a Reeses, so I figured it was a challenge to invent your own way