Hi /ck/ what is a good and simple dish to make with Brown Rice?
>Don't eat it too much or the fiber will drain your nutrients
All the salad dressing at the store has the main ingredient listed as jewbean oil. How do you make it at home so it's not jewish?
I should try that stuff. The salad dressings are passable. I guess worth it for zero calories even though they don't taste that great
my latest vice has been peanut butter. I'm on the verge of saying fuck it and eating an entire jar with a spoon just to get it out of my system.
Make your own mayonnaise base by beating separated egg yolks, then slowly drizzling and beating in the oil of your choice. It should emulsify. Add whatever you like to that for flavorings. You can also make a vinaigrette by mixing the vinegar of your choice with the oil of your choice, then adding seasonings.
I eat this every day on multigrain toast for breakfast.
Very satisfying and flavorful.
I just crunched down on something and when I spat it out it was a bug head
I just found a big bug head in my soup
it had beady little black eyes an everything
How the fuck did it get there? I cooked the soup myself
Have any of you fu/ck/ers ever had a similar experience to this? Share your horror stories
what eat now /ck/?
start onion ring here
fresh wet onion inside
cherry burgundy milkshaked now for drink
deep taste light cherry
In The Freshman (1990) Mathew Broderick gets hired by his gangster uncle to transport endangered species to a big NYC hotel, where an elite top-secret global gathering of billionaires eat them. If they manage to capture the very last specimen of a species, the bid starts at one million dollars.
Ever heard rumors or read stories about real life endangered species eating secret clubs?
Damn, I've been trying to remember the name of that movie forever.
My earliest memories of going to the movie theater were watching that and Joe Vs the Volcano.
But no, my family had money growing up, but not enough to be part of secret, endangered species eating clubs.
It seems to me that anyone with enough disposable income to spend on something like that would have their own people to take care of that kind of thing, and not need to join a club.
There's an excellent but fictional short story by Neil Gaiman about The Epicurean Club.
Here it is for your reading pleasure:
Where I come from you eat endangered species if you wish but it's no great secret. Pic related.
I'm walking to 7/11 in a few minutes, what should I get? I'm drunk.
No pizza. Everything else, including aisle items, is on the table.
Taco Bell’s New Cheetos Crunchwrap Slider
What do you think of milanesas?
What's your favorite pizza place /ck/? Mellow Mushroom fag here.
I used to work there as a dishwasher. I barely got much of a discount when not on the clock, and on the clock I couldn't order food (even towards the very end of my shift) unless I was working a double which NEVER happened. Never work back of house.
Don't tell me you don't take your chili presidential style.
>pretending you live in one of the handful of villages in middle of nowhere texas where it's considered normal to eat chili without beans
>not eating chili in the style of your majority elected, second term president
You're most likely not even American.
In This ITT Thread: things americans say.
>beer is supposed to taste like shit
>coffee is supposed to taste bitter
Redpill me on French fries /ck/
>implying Ainsley Harriot isn't GOAT
Fuck Ramsey and his bitch attitude
He's just so happy in his videos, makes me happy as well.
I'm going to spending a fortnight in Washington DC. It's my first time in America and I want to understand your culture as well as I possibly can. Therefore I have a list of 8 fast food chains I want to visit. Please tell me if I can drop any of these from my list or if you would include any additions.
Not technically in Washington but it's at LAX where I have a layover.
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Trying to get my roommate into drinking, but the only thing I've been able to get her to drink without disgusting her are Amaretto mixed drinks.
Anyone know any good mixed drinks for Amaretto? Or any alcohol that tastes similarly non-alcoholic?
I'm become pretty autistically interested in eating more honey.
What do you guys eat honey with? dishes that go good with it?
Who makes the best cheese pizza in the world?
If you open guacamole, and the top layer is browner but greener underneath, is it safe to eat? I'm new to this whole guac thing
Pic not related
does /ck/ like auntie fee?
I have never ever tried a Filet-O-Fish.
Am I missing anything or should I just get a Big Mac?
>not embracing the French school of carbonara-making
Explain yourselves /ck/
Have you eaten one yet /ck/?
>I finished working for nespresso a couple years ago and the stash of pods i stole has finally run out. I do occasionally go to their stores to replenish my favourites
>I am looking in australian supermarkets for compatible caps that actually taste nice, any recommendations?
my favourite nespresso pods are as follows:
1 bukeela lungo
Coffee pods are one of the biggest fucking coffee memes in existence.
Just get a drip machine, you massive faggot.
Anyone else really enjoy this show?
She steals all of her recipes from other food bloggers. Also, she's a sheltered housewife to a multimillionaire, third generation farmer who owns massive amounts of land and a giant house. It's harder to get further removed from the common experience of being a human being in America. Fuck this thieving, out of touch bitch.
The recipes aren't that bad, though. Because she steals them.
What's the healthiest food on their menu?
Am I the only person who thinks Marco is overrated? Can't even pronounce paella.
Fuck him. Knorr sellout and outclassed by his student. Douche.
Remember: a white person cooking rice and peas is imperialist cultural appropriation. STOP COOKING IN SUCH A RACIST MANNER.
How many chicken nuggets can you eat in one sitting?
Did 60 recently and that was about my maximum.
They don't have to be delicious McDonald's™ Chicken Mcnuggets™ but they're at least standarised in size.
I've been curious how much active time people spend preparing their food each week.
I ask about "active time" because putting something in a slow-cooker or to roast in the oven for several hours while you fuck off to do something else shouldn't count because it can really skew the numbers. Just the amount of time spent preparing meals that needs at least passive attention or participation, such as cutting veg, watching a stock pot for scum to skim or making dumplings or stuffing sausage casings or something while watching TV.
I probably spend 2 hours in the kitchen on weekdays; around 6 hours on the weekends.
I'm trying to hone my skills though. I'm already a good cook, but I want to be a great cook and that requires practice and knowledge of lesser known or used ingredients.
Not a hippie. Not a vegan. Not a vegetarian. Why is GMO food so great?
I don't have a problem with it, lots of people I know do. I think they are stupid. Prove me right co/ck/s.
>Why is GMO food so great?
Nothing is good about glyphosate and it is slowly poisoning the earth while building up in our bodies where it is free to chelate all our metals from our cells.