>get canned pumpkin
>put it into frozen pie crust
>"HOMEMADE PUMPKIN PIE!"
Any other examples of shit recipes that people always "make"?
I need sum help. I've got plenty of cannabutter but no recipe.
Post your best recipes.
>IT'S ELECTRIC WOOGEY WOOGEY WOOGEY
Moving in less than a month, and my new townhouse has gas stoves.
>mfw I don't have to deal with electric anymore
one of our pet rats just died, it was tragic. I'm thinking about taking $5 from my girlfriend's coin jar and eating my felings, what to you suggest.
I've been eating clean for a while now so this would definitely just be a pointless binge, I'm leaning toward Taco Bell right now what do you think
>RIP little rattie girl
Skin and eviscerate the rat and split it lengthwise. Fry until brown in a mixture of butter and peanut oil. Cover with water, add tomatoes or tomato purée, hot red peppers, and salt. Simmer the rat until tender and serve with rice.
So /ck/, how often do you take the sausage? I mean, how often do ya eat a good old hot dog.
Where the fuck can I buy decent frankfurters in England? They serve them in restaurants and pubs, but all you can find in any shop are cheap thin ones with minimal pork content or regular sausages.
>never even try Corona because it doesn't look like it'd be a good beer
>constantly see plebs on 4chan and my circle of friends praise it
>try it out
>it's fucking watered down shit and x2 the price of the good Lithuanian beer that I buy
How do I make a perfect batch of macaroni and cheese from scratch? I'm tired of eating boxed processed cancer.
In a large saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Add equal amount of flour. Season with salt and pepper. Whisk to combine well. This is your roux
Meanwhile, prepare your macaroni. Any noodle is fine, I personally like using cavatappi for macaroni.
Warm some milk. Use 1 cup of milk per 8 tbsp of roux. Or just eye ball it, whatever works. Slowly add the WARM (not cold, not hot) milk and continue whisking. If the milk is too cold, the roux will seize. After this, add 1 cup (or an equal amount of milk that you used) in the same manner. Bring this mixture to a boil...
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Good old murican breakfast
What OP ate before shitposting from the inner city public library
Fack off colonist. Make way for the superior English breakfast.
ITT we admit autistic things
When I'm alone, I always eat steak with no utensils...i hold it with my hands and just rip at it with my teeth and when I'm finished I lick my hands clean
The Tuna Melt
just pop these babbies under the broiler
For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich
Which soup would you go with /ck? Also soup thread
Alright /ck/, how do I learn to like coffee? I don't like being that guy in the group who orders a coke in the morning. Is there any particular thing I should start with, or look out for, or avoid? What about flavoured coffees, and milk/cream/sugar?
Start with a flat white or latte with two sugars. if thats too much sugar decrease. Once you've done it a few times move to one sugar and then eventually none. Once you've done that for a while move onto long black or americano if you're a pleb
What do you think of this breakfast sandwich, /ck/?
I can get a 12 pack of Ramen noodles for under $2.50. What are some other poor people foods? I've heard beans are necessary to supplement for protein, but canned beans are more expensive than uncooked beans in bags. Campbell's has 53.25 oz Pork and Beans for $2.38. Help me slum it /ck/. Give me some ideas besides a better job.
Go to a food bank and eat for free. Why is this never mentioned in these threads? Anybody can go to a food bank. They will give you more food than you can eat, and it will be nutritious as well. Just remember that some of the produce will be getting ready to spoil so cook or freeze. This advice is for Americans only though. I don't know if other countries feed their hungry.