For me it is the McFish, the best fried fish sandwich
Do you ever think that there is something there without having to be a never has to have addressed the problem in the first place?
Does anyone here meal prep? i need some /ck/ approved meal ideas to make to last at least 5 days. Im getting most of my ideas from jewtube and im tired of eating rubbery shitty chicken. Whats something a beginner can make in decent sized batches?
What's the longest amount of time you've been in solitary? What did you eat? What was your pasttime?
I'm getting geared up for a month until school starts again. This is one of my shorter ones.
I plan to do a lot of reading and writing. Food will likely be breakfast foods and soups.
Just bought this.
What is the optimal way to eat it?
Does it work on meals like any other soft cheese?
Put some red pepper jelly and walnuts on top and then bake it at 350 Celsius for 10-15 minutes (less if you have a small size). Get some fancy crackers and scoop - tastes delicious. I like the outside of brie but I have friends that just eat the inside.
What happens when i freeze caramel?
>go to mexican place
>order two large burrito bowls to go
>they put 2 forks in my bag
>go sit down at a restaurant
>ask waiter for another menu and a glass of water for my girlfriend who's coming soon
>she never comes
>order seven foot-longs from subway
>get seven radically different sandwiches so the guy making them doesn't suspect they're all for me.
Are these a meme? I want to make some cool square eggs that I can roll up.
Don't ask why because I won't tell you
Does anyone drink when they go to concerts or festivals? What do you usually get?
I usually get Modelo if I'm at show. It's the only time I'll ever drink Modelo. I'll also get a shot of tequila before I get my beer.
Do you guys still use sponges?
I'm looking into how to cook and apparently people use a "dishbrush" to clean their dishes now?
never heard of this before so i'd just like to hear you guys input on this
I use these. If you remember they don't last forever and fill with bacteria and change them out often it isn't bad.
How will this turn out?
Hey /ck/, /k/ommando here. Just wondering what you guys would put in an MRE (meal, ready to eat) if you could design one. Items must be:
1) able to be eaten raw or cooked with only water and a heat source
The meal should ideally be able to vacuum seal into a volume of 10"x7"x3" and provide a ballpark of 1250 calories (more if able)
Lets see what you guys can come up with. Best one gets a /k/ defense contract.
Salted lamb shank in a soui vide pouch.
>really any kind of jerkey
>root veggies cut thin
>couscous for carbs (cooks faster than rice and uses less water)
Thank you for your service, have a Corgi.
I would do something like pasties for the entree. Meat, vegetables, etc in a hand held pastry shell. Jerky, or a clif bar type thing to replace the Ranger bar. Maybe peanut butter packets with bread or tortillas. Candy is good too. Skittles or whatever. Powdered sports drink (wish it tasted better), instant coffee. Shot of whisky/vodka. Not enough toilet paper.
>root veggies cut thin
such as? sorry the only thing they teach us in /k/ is how to clean a mosin and use the bolt as a anal massager.
Welcome to Subway. What can I get for you?
I've been eating a lot of undercooked meat lately because I'm staying at my grandma's during the holiday season and, long story short, I have a tapeworm. How do I get it out /ck/ wat do?
Do you assholes use separate boards for meat and veggies?
Of course not, you all just eat fast food.
This will stay up and the janitor will have a hearty chuckle.
Meanwhile, I type the word "nigger" and get banned for a month for "flaming".
Why is the moderation on /ck/ so awful? Why is the janitor such a pathetic dumbass? It doesn't make sense.
Whats some good subway subs? Help me anons
dood just look at the food and choose what your favorite is. i love picking a really savory meat (roast beef, corned beef, steak) then adding salami OR pepperoni, then onions and peppers, sometimes jalapeno if I'm feeling it topped with oregano, vinegar, and honey mustard or southwest sauce.
Meat noob here. Can someone tell me/confirm what kind of cut of steak this is?
It says porterhouse, but I thought porterhouse is two common cuts separated by a bone? Googling just made me head hurt so I was hoping someone could explain it to someone with my IQ
I live in australia so we have different names for different cuts, and sometimes things are mislabeled in my stores.What is the american analogue for what you're seeing here?
So an occasional piece of chocolate is good for you, and drinking a glass of wine every once in a while is also good for you, what about a glass of chocolate wine?
Dark chocolate is fine, even then its about the cacao itself and not the refined dark chocolate product
Red wine is good because of the grapes, the alcohol itself doesn't seem to have any benefits and only detriments
>Order a salad
>they give me a plate with uncut leaves, whole tomatos, everything massive and not chopped at all
>They give me a fork
Sorry, but when I order a salad I expect it to be chopped somewhat. How the fuck am i supposed to eat this? One leaf at a time?
Pic related how a salad should look
Have you ever had an aspic or jell-o salad (not the decent kind like cherry surprise or whatever else)
Why did people eat this shit? Is it actually not as gut-wrenching as it looks?
Mother whips up a shrimp aspic around Thanksgiving/Christmas, though hasn't done so as of late.
Don't know exactly what's in it, though I know it involves gelatin, shrimp, tomato soup and celery. It's a legit mid-century-modern housewife recipe, handed down.
It's more like a spread than a Jello. I always enjoyed it on Triscuits.
Wanna be /fit/ here. I just bought a bunch of glass tupperware and lost my job so now I just want to make healthy food with my EBT thats cheap, healthy, and gives me a lot of servings. I plan on making coleslaw, bean salad, and chili pretty often. Help me out with some more ideas?
Frozen veggie packs. Canned veggies can be tempting on a per oz basis but roughly 40-50% of that calculated weight is the water they are canned in. Plus there is the added benefit of fresher texture and less sodium.
Also buy your beans dried and soak them.
Don't forget about rice (buy brown for the fiber) just soak it overnight.
Peanut Butter <-- Cheap healthy fat/protein
Do not buy soda. Eat...
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What is your /secretrecipe/?
My cousin had a chocolate fountain as his wedding so I was dipping my 'za into the chocolate stream and then they banned me.
What the fuck what else is the point of a chocolate fountain, and don't fucking tell me to use the marshmallows on sticks, like if I wanted my teeth to rot out I'd just drink Dr. Pepper every day.
is there a less hot version of this? i love the flavor but it is a little hot
You can't bring up McDonald's around a group of people without SOMEONE saying how long it's been since they ate there.
You can't bring up Taco Bell around a group of people without SOMEONE providing details of their bowl movements afterwards (spoiler: it's explosive diarrhea. Every time.)
What are some more facts along these lines?
You look like you could use a pork bun.
Have you ever eaten food while orgasmed while eating?
It really is a transcendent experience.
Nothing like eating a pear and brie sandwich during a blowjob and bowing a load on someone's face with a mouthful of decadence.
Half you plebs probably still put your mouldy bread in the bin instead of savouring its musky notes.
Only an oaf wastes a loaf.
It's been a bad fast food week. This morning I got up early enough to stop by McDonald's for breakfast. It is somewhat novel for me, so I ordered an egg and bacon bagel combination with a large ice coffee.
I was listening to the Misery (Stephen King) audiobook and the line was a few cars and especially slow. I zoned out listening to the audiobook and looked up to see the car in front of me was already at the second window.
I stopped at the first window and no one was around. I waited a minute and thought that maybe the first window was closed at breakfast,...
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