Doesn't get much better than this, does it?
I can't split a super size meal with some friends because a couple of fat cunts didn't have self control and some vegan hipster decided to gorge himself to make a point. I'm pretty sure the original intent was to divy up a meal that big and not eat the whole thing like a fucking retard.
Got a can of these bad boys left over from chicken tacos last night.
What's your favorite thing to cook this shit in, /ck/?
Are any of you guys pathetic enough to actually use this?
I regularly use it to destroy the reputations of small business owners that have slighted me. You can literally go on there an lie about your experience if you don't like your fag waiter. It's an amazing service
What did he mean by this?
What is the best coffee and why is it the Americano?
Americano is not a coffee. It is a way of preparing espresso.
One could argue best coffee is according g to source. I don't like South American coffees, for instance, because they are acidic.
>people working at coffee shops that don't know the difference between an Americano and Brewed Coffee
>"hi can I have a brewed coffee please?"
>"oh like an Americano?"
>makes me a brewed coffee
Pecan has a high variance. A good pecan pie is The Best Pie, and a shit pecan pie is just garbage. I've never had a bad pumpkin pie, they are always good, but I'd rather have the best pecan pie than the best pumpkin pie.
Best /ck/ cure for a hangover? pls halp i think im dying
if you already have a hangover then you fucked up
my hangovers are hell on earth and i'm usually immobilized in my bed until 8-9PM of the day after drinking
my solution is simply aspirin
get two before you get in bed after drinking
drink 1L or more of water
get up semi-early in the morning, another aspirin or paracetamol/other painkillers
get in bed for another hour or two
rise and shine
What meal have you cooked the most in your life?
YLYL /ck/ edition
What are the best tasting energy drinks? My local market ran out of Java Monster, which is the only drink I've had so far that doesn't taste like pharmaceuticals.
Yet to have tried any energy drink that could top this.
ITT: post ideas you have for possible brand foods.
I'll start- Chocolate chips. Thin chocolate shaped like American chips.
THOSE ARE SHAPED LIKE PRINGLES, WHICH AREN'T TECHNICALLY CHIPS BECAUSE THEY ONLY CONTAIN ABOUT 40 PERCENT POTATO PRODUCT, AND ARE SHAPED FROM A PASTE THEN COOKED, RATHER THAN JUST BEING SLICED LIKE ACTUAL CHIPS.
Good scotch for a beginner? I am really into Bourbon but never ventured onto scotch territory because of price reasons, but I'd like to try some.
Some guys at work into scotch recommended Glenlivet 12 of glenfiddich 12 to start with. I'm probably going to pick up 2 bottles at lunch time today. What does /ck/ recommend?
I'm not too concerned about 'not' liking them. I'll drink them anyway.
People online tend to say the Glenlivet is slightly more complex while holding many of the same characteristics as glenfiddich, so I'm leaning towards that
What's your favorite fast food burger?
1. Chargirll 1/2 lb Hamburger Steak Sandwich - only sold at Char-Grill's in North Carolina. The best fast food burger I ever tasted.
2.. Burger King Whopper - a decent burger and they never skimp out on the toppings.
3. Mc Donald's Arch Deluxe - Only was made from 1996-2000. But has a really good sauce that made it taste excellent.
4. Mc Donald's Big Mac - when it's made fresh it tastes really good
I don't eat chain burgers. The burger places I go to I would still consider "fast food" because they either have walk up windows or are quick service, but they're all local places, and their burgers are fanfuckingtastic.
What's your favorite beer, /ck/?
Also for stat reasons, what country you from?
USA here, pic related
Hey /ck/ my frying pan keeps getting black specks in my food
Picture related is just onion cooking on high heat with tiny little specks of what are maybe metal from the pan??
How bad is this?
I'm making gumbo for the first time in a crock pot right now. It's been going on high heat for about 4 hours. Chicken thighs, gulf jumbo shrimp and andouille sausage. My question is can I cook the rice in the gumbo when it's ready? Should I? What's the best way to thicken up the gumbo a bit?
Someone help me not fuck it up. Thanks
You already fucked up by using a crockpot.. Let alone for something that doesn't need to cook all that long (unless youre using okra)
Cook the rice separately and put a scoop in a bowl then gumbo goes on top. Next time just do it right though and use a soup pot
Oh forgot to add the tip about the thickening. You wanna make a roux, theres plenty of recipes online the trick is to get it a dark red brick color without burning it. Better under cooked than over in this case though
Gumbo is not cooked in a crock pot friendo. Ever. Throw a box of zatarans in there and end it. You can call it what ever you like, but that shit ain't no fucking gumbo. At least learn have some respect for the traditions of Cajun cooking.
This spring I will quit my restaurant GM job of +10 years, take out an approximately $20,000 loan, and sell hot dogs. Am I about to cu/ck/ myself?
Name a better food citie
Now the blueberry is not one to work on its own. It has to have something with it like the kiwi...it's not a...standalone fruit
Made a bunch of pulled pork and ate sandwiches the past 2 days. Anything else I can do with it? Or any way to change up the sandwiches? Been eating it with slaw on top.
/vr/ here. I have an issue with fruit flies, little ant things(they look like tiny brown rice) all the time my food. They always are in my flour, and now I just went to make some white rice and they are there too. I clean this cupboard constantly and they keep coming back, it's pretty annoying. I presume this stuff is coming from my neighbors garden (which is about 10 feet away from my kitchen entrance door). I tried burning incense, it kills them, but they keep coming back. I'm pretty much ready to move. Putting all my food in tuberware is a bit annoying.
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For fruit flies:
Take a cup, put a couple spoonfuls of apple cider vinegar at the bottom. Make a paper funnel like pic related.
You will be shocked at how many you manage to catch. We'll see 3-4 fruit flies in the kitchen, but, after setting the trap, they'll be a dozen stuck within an hour.
Please teach me how to cook, /ck/
Why do normies like In N Out so much?
What are you craving for right now, cu/ck/s?
holy shit, why the fuck do white people put cloves in rice? that shit is fucking disgusting
What did ya make for breakfast /ck/?
I made a green onion and cheddar omelet.
What's the deal with crayfish?
They are somewhere between a small lobster and a large shrimp (if your lucky). It's more of a social/drinking/reason to party experience than anything else. It's fun, but you're never going to get full by eating them, and prepared the Cajun way, they taste like whatever they were seasoned with (OldBay, etc.) In short, it's a party gimmick, and a reason to get together and drink.
Hospital lunch. You jealous?
Tfw dont have to cook, can eat in bed, no dishes, good healthy balanced meal.
Dry pasta with no sauce, a slab of brown stuff that might be meat, a bowl of vomit, some overcooked frozen vegetables, a bowl of piss and an apple. The cutlery looks dirty as well.
The apple looks the only edible thing there.
Jealous? Not a lot.