What food could I eat that would give the closest approximation in taste to a vagina?
You know what? YOU GOT ME. I am. I am a virgin. I also have a facial deformity which comes with a speech impediment. No amount of education, trying to get a better income, working out, none of that has ever convinced a woman to look past that. Ever.
After 28 years of it, I am bitter. I am frustrated. Have you, alpha tough guy on the Internet ever had to summon up the courage to talk to a woman, knowing you're not the best looking guy in the world and then get told "ew, you? Never." Before you can finish saying "Hey, how are you do-"? Have you? Because I'm pretty for sure your self-esteem would implode faster than Brittney Spears is career if that ever happened too you. I know. I watched the big tough chair force army guys get devastated over hearing a "no" out of a girl.
Something I live with everyday. Something the army wouldn't accept either when I tried to get in several times so I can get shot to death in Iraq. Hoping to make myself more useful than a suicide.
So there. I'm a virgin, I've managed to pull stuff like pic related if I'm wearing a mask. Women love me when they don't see my face. Are you happy now? Is your self-esteem boosted now because you got to shit on me over an anonymous image board?
Does it make you feel better calling frustrated men virgins on the Internet because all you're doing is making the whole an easier place for your future wife to leave you and take that easy military money in a divorce because she wants to fuck someone who's not you.
There was a recipe in a magazine for vagina, I dont remember the measurements; it was tofu, pineapple juice, and salt.
Shrimp chips/prawn chips.
It was quite an interesting experience trying shrimp chips for the first time. The taste was familiar, but it took me a few minutes to realize what it reminded me of.
Now I just tell people that I don't like shrimp chips.
IDK but why not stick to the real thing and fuck the bullshit
crushed lentil soup from an Arab restaurant
earthy, a bit musky, delicious
honey, you have never been down on one or you wouldn't be posting this
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White woman detected
Op, the answer is asian women's vags taste like sushi, and white women's clams taste like a leaking can of old sardines fished out of a dumpster and stuffed into a dead raccoon
>Why are you searching for a food that tastes like vagina anon?
Do you really, honestly want to know why someone on a mongolian quipu drum circle would want to emulate the taste of a vagina?
I honestly wouldn't mind food with vagina taste. I think the combination of the somewhat salty and sour taste and muskiness of it is quite good and would fit with a nice beer.
In fact, I think I'm going to try out different beers the next time my bitch comes over, to see which fits her vagina tastes the best.
For a good sense of the flavor of vagina and experience going down on cunt, I'd make a bowl of long noodles. You have to eat it with your hands: no forks or chop sticks. Make a lot of sauce that is kind of thin so that you can't help but get it all over your lips and chin. Flavor depends on who the girl is. Maybe make it kind of a mildly-spiced curry sauce. If she's asian, I'd use a very mild clear broth, because their vaginas never taste like anything. If she's got a thick muff and is white, I'd add some black pepper beef, even though I'm vegetarian. Throw in some fermented vegetables on the side. And consuming this dish should take what feels like the most intense 10 minutes of your life, and the tendon under your tongue has to be sore and strained the next day, and like, the bowl has to constantly be readjusting itself under you and you have to have been really hungry for the past few days, so you're desperate to eat, but weirdly, you're looking at the chef's face periodically to see if you're eating it right.
Imagine a mussel that is pink and has the flavor of nickels.
So literally put like 4 nickels in your mouth and then open up a mussel, close your eyes and start licking, that is the closest description I can give you to what vagina tastes/feels like.
its just that i have a a younger sister, and i on more than one occasion of come close to her undercarriage. and its usually an odd circumstance due to her clumsiness or being impatient or just plain dumb.
Tell me about her undercarriage. Is she considered attractive? Notice how I didn't say is she attractive, thereby giving you a socially acceptable way of acknowledging that you'd totally bang her if it wasn't for the westermarck effect, and due to your similar body chemistry the sex would be more intimate than anything most mortals have experienced. But I didn't ask any such thing. Instead I simply posed a factual question about other people's attitudes. Whether or not you'd make love to her, and I do mean love, in the privacy of the home you grew up together in, is of no concern to me.
Do you suppose she compares other men to you? In a completely innocent way, of course. I would never, what kind of pervert do you take me for?
my sister was always cute, and now shes becoming very attractive. I would have consensual sex with my sister given the chance, and ive had many chances back when she was a loli, but Thanks to my brotherly love, i didnt. But she has always wanted me to do things to her, consensually, and im fairly certain that she still does.
What im trying to say is that, shes getting hot, and my dick is ready for her advances. I havent seen her post pubescent undercarriage, and probably wont ever. But when she was younger she was always walking around naked, and i encouraged it. Not because im a pervert that wants to rape my little sister, but because my idealism is that being naked in front of others is a good way to become comfortable with your body so that theres no reason to be ashamed. Which when i was younger is a sentiment that my mom taught me. where was this story going? Great now i have a boner. Thanks anon. and yes, i take you for a moderately serious pervert. We all are.
On a serious note >>6389937
Its not hard. Shed'd be running, and fall on top of me. knocking me over while im sitting down. I was playing with her one day, and she rolled over my head and i got faceful of undercarriage. She was clothed, but it was there.. in my face. I never made a big deal about anything though, since im big brother. Do you not play with your sister or something? If you dont ahve any contact with her most sensitive intimate parts you probably arent spending enough time with her. Go play with your sister anon.
Angry Asian grill detected. I have eaten muffs of every race and as long as the girl is clean it will taste like almost nothing. But Indian girls are the worst. They always smell like dirty balls.
I'm a guy, but I do agree about the indians. Not as pristine as an east asian for sure, but still nothing could be worse than a white woman's cooch. I dunno if it's the hygiene or what, but I'm never doing that again.
You probably went down on a fat, or unhygienic white girl. I have been with both clean and dirty, and trust me a clean white girl, or black girl is no different from a clean east asian. But that indian girl was fresh from the bath, and still smelled like a dirty old man.