evidence continues to build against the cu/ck/
Jesus Christ that's so cringe, you can tell his friends don't even want to do the video and I'm not sure if Jack Jr. does either. They talk more in the bloopers than they do in the review.
yeah i think he has most of us blocked on youtube now too
in the comments someone asked him if anyone else had better chili and he said he had top quality ingredients while everyone else had ground beef
he used year old frozen brisket in his fucking chili..what does he expect
It's so funny when he's all pissy at the end when his "chili" didn't even place in the competition. Salty Ja/ck/ is best Ja/ck/.
>Charcoal on the outside
>Huge glob of fat on the inside
Why does this dumb fuck put shity jarred salsa in everything and why does insist on following the hat trends of a teenager the motherfuckers is like 50 years old
Just because he's on the team doesn't mean he plays
He's probably the towel boy
want some dem enchadillas drowned in milk and cemented down with kraft cheese fam?
Ja/ck/ just can't do anything right except by sheer luck
It's pathetic how he try's to make people think he has people behind the scenes. I can't remember the video but I saw one recently where he is walking around saying "quiet on the set, quiet on the set" and I've seen him talk about his "cameraman". I know damn well it's just Jack's dumb ass in a kitchen with a camera on a tripod. It's just him still begging for Food Network to give him a show.
I'm wondering why he gets so salty when the woman tells him judging is done by everyone at the event and not by some neutral third party panel
>he's lowkey saying everyone there has a shit palate and won't pick out his obviously superior chili
>or, by specifically saying he's not going to cheat and get jack jr and his friends to vote for his chili he believes others will do this
>some how other people at the event will know which is his and they all lowkey hate him so will purposefully not pick his chili
I think #2 is the most likely
>Frozen smoked beef from LAST YEAR
ITS FUCKING OCTOBER!
YOU'LL KILL THEM!
I don't know, that thing looks freezer burnt to hell
It could be a second one he made, but it still looks gross.
I'm really certain it's the same one from last year. He NEVER makes the same recipe twice - especially smoking ones. Just like with the garbage stew he kept pulling out random shit he promised he was gonna eat months ago
>This is what's going to win it for me, I think. It's this beautiful, smoked brisket. I cooked it for 12 hours, this is the leftovers. You guys remember last year I had a smoked brisket and it was amazing. Absolutely beautiful, look at this...
I went back and this is what he says word for word, and I guess it's still a bit ambiguous. Now, I don't know how you know he NEVER makes a recipe twice, but that meat definitely doesn't look very fresh, looking back on it.
That's fuggin gross dude. Jack, pull yourself together.
Shouldn't Ja/ck/ be fucking embarrassed that he didn't even place in his stupid church chili contest? I mean he has had an online cooking show for 6 years or some shit and he is just up against housewives and other cu/ck/s.
Sealed properly, stored in a freezer in my garage which is rarely opened. Perfectly acceptable.
I have 2 more porterhouse, 4 more t-bones, 4 sirloins, 2 more chuck steaks and a shitload of ground beef
I got a deal on a half of a cow last september
His wife is a pigkin, not a jawed-titkin.
Jack Jr. Is so fucking awkward in this video. He obviously knows how embarrassing his father is with this youtube bullshit and wants to save face with the cool kids, but fails hard.
Ja/ck/ moved from California to Tennessee out of a fear of gay people. He also picked his new church because the pastor said that we should napalm all the Palestinians in the first 5 minutes of the sermon.
You might be interested in the webm I made of that video
Yeah there was like one guy filming him allegedly for a infomercial for that meme oven he tried to make the pulled pork in and he had Tammy film to make it look like there was an entire crew there and Ja/ck/ was yelling at them. I'll find it.
I thought he was saying he easily could have gotten Jack Jr. and his hundreds of friends to vote for his chili if he asked them to because of his celebrity status, but he wouldn't do that because he was above it. Unlike the winners of the competition who clearly only won by cheating.
Will it hinder the Cu/ck/ King Ja/ck/?
He is good at talking to middle-aged women as if he were one of them.
usually when you combo something it should cost less that same quantity of product individually
Yeah I've seen that one and it's extra pathetic because you just know he piped in those crowd noises. You only see that one dude in the video. I've seen several where he talks to "people behind the scenes" knowing that at best his wife and son are in the next room trying to ignore him.
I was thinking the guy behind the camera in that pic was the same dude we see in the video wearing a different shirt to hide the fact that Jack only had a couple with him. Those crowd noise are definitely fake.
He loves stuffing his neck with meat
>lowkey saying everyone there has a shit palate and won't pick out his obviously superior chili
Not even lowkey senpai. Look at the comments on the video. He straight up says it.
Someone asks him: "Be honest Jack, were there better chilies there?"
And he says: "No. Mine had top ingredients, the rest was just ground beef."
He truly believes his all-canned chilli with corn and salsa is superior.
omg I never realised this webm was from a Jack video
it feels so right
>questioning the King's methods
He is a gallant and mysterious cu/ck/
He did the same thing before the west texas investors club episode came out, just pure damage control
go to wendy's, bribe the manager for their chili ingredients.
throw all that stuff into your crockpot.
Or just buy a bunch of Wendy's chili or canned chili from the store and throw it in a crockpot
*looks at op's post*
yeah...this is clearly a cooking thread...
i hate this fat smug delusional fuck puts Italian sausage and smoked brisket in a soup and calls it chilli
Fuck off tom is the master troll jack is a retarded piece of shit that thinks he's making culinary delights
I contribute a bunch. I'm the guy who spends too much time making webms.
I saw Jack Scalfani in a grocery store in LA a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical interference," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
R8 Jack Jr. in his Halloween costume. It looks like everything came from a dollar store. Are they broke? Is Ja/ck/s barbecue sauce empire falling? Is that why he went on that show and begged for money?
Someone asked me to make one once, and I got half way through before the thread got nuked by a mod and I lost interest. I might what I got still on my hard drive somewhere...
Fuck, I was gonna have an early night tonight. And now it's nearly midnight.
Here you go, mate
England. I've continued to make poor decisions and am now listening to the co-optional podcast instead of sleeping.
Anyone else have any requests while I'm being an idiot?
I saw Jack Scalfani at a cooking competition in LA a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh look at that, beautiful isn't it?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "beautiful, just perfect" and closing his nuwave oven shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my eating, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to vote for the winner up front I saw him trying to cook buffalo steaks like fifteen seconds in his nuwave oven without heat.
The judge at the kitchen was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to properly cook those first." At first he kept pretending to be retarded and claimed it was perfect, but eventually turned back around and microwaved them for a while.
When she took one of the buffalo steaks and started tasting it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to add some cayanne "to prevent any natural taste," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's legal. After she tasted each steak and put them in the trash and started to lay down the judgment, he kept interrupting her by repeating "beautiful" really loudly.
If anyone wants a shop, I'll do it if they aren't dumb ideas
>The judge at the kitchen was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to properly cook those first." At first he kept pretending to be retarded and claimed it was perfect, but eventually turned back around and microwaved them for a while.
First paragraph was working then it became cringe inducingly unfunny
I normally only watch the bad ones that you guys post and say are really bad but I'm really drunk and dont want to get out of bed so I'm watching his product reviews on autoplay and hes so fucking annoying.
he did a product review of microwaving eggs in a plastic bowl how stupid is he? I cant handle this but I also cant get out of bed. i'm watching the pulled pork sandwich one now holy shit his knife is so dull pls kill me
hey guys I'm fatass's friend and I hope some shitty show that is christian based and talks about marriage. I'm going to make enchiladas that uses a baking blender, cream cheese, and heavy cream. dont worry LOL i do CROSSFIT like all the time so I can eat cheese hahaha.
Check out Ja/ck/'s appearance on the closeted gay dude's show. If you actually like Ja/ck/ now you'll probably hate him after seeing it. It's an hour long but I think it's worth listening to that crazy shit.
>he used to choke his wife or something
picturing the closet homo choking his wife sounds pretty damn funny
He's amazed that cornstarch thickens the sauce in that video as well, he must have forgotten. What a fucking idiot.
Does anyone else remember Friday the 13th? I remember Jason with his scary machete, unnerving mask, tattered clothing, and crisp, clean brand new sneakers.
Gave me nightmares for weeks.
"Hurr so tender"
You boiled it in Pepsi for 8 hours you fat fuck. What a sad mush.
I assume he just serves it in that foil tray too and they just all stick their faces in it like pigs at a troth.
He was looking for a new Church and he found the one he wanted when the pastor said that Palestine should be napalmed off the map.
Once Jack heard this man supported genocide, he knew this church had the true Christian Spirit.
His wife used to beat him, he then found some crazy religious church and joined them because the pastor preacbes homophobia and LITERALLY NAPALMING PALESTIIAN CHILDREN
Jack is an awful human being
Here you go anon.
>Jack has one question he always asks a pastor, it is: "Will you conduct a gay marriage?"
Then it starts going crazier with genocide and shit being promoted.
I'm not sure, but I think among certain sects of christianity popular in America there is the belief that Israel winning and doing something is the trigger for the rapture and Jesus returning and the final judgement or some shit.
Yeah, I was talking about the blonde. Also you might be right about Ja/ck/.
Yeah, i saw that. I would love nothing more than for him to have been telling the truth there and to realise that straight people don't have to make that choice. But Jack is exactly the kind of cock-sure idiot who would double down on any belief he has that has been shown to be based on flawed reasoning, rather than admit that he might be wrong.
You can tell that he desperately wants to be seen as wise, smart and experienced. He so strongly wants to be a role model, someone who is looked up to, that I'm not sure he has considered the possibility that any of his beliefs might be wrong.
I just don't buy that he is capable of that level of self-reflection and humility.
That is a very accurate analysis of this fucking idiot. It's the only reason I still hate on him, most other youtubers/personalities that are popular in this board usually don't stand the test of time. Jack on the other hand endlessly spews garbage content and is constantly innovating on how fucking stupid he can be.
One thing that pisses me off the most is his "I'm not a chef" excuse only when people call him out. The way he does things in his videos often implies that it is a proper method/technique. He needs to be clear about how much of a fucking retard he is.
adding to that about 1/4th of Palestinians are orthodox christians
Really don't mean to be edgy but evangelicals like ja/ck/ are very delusional. Growing up in the florida panhandle made it very hard for me to come back to the ch.urch
I just said I grew up in florida man
judging by your EU metrics you will probably be the one getting killed by arabs
>That queen on right.
I'm guessing 5x a week crossfit not only gives him the opportunity to work out with muscular young men, but has the added benefit of him being able to claim he's too tired to have sex when that blonde is calling for it.
I wonder how pervasive this belief/ideological stance is among the Evangelicals. They all seem to be on board with the genocide of people they have never met and have no reason to even dislike personally. It's absolutely absurd and somewhat frightening that seemingly "normal" people are so blase about napalming children.
Dude, every language and dialect has strange idiosyncasies. But I'm pretty sure nowhere is it acceptable to write a quarter as 1/4er. For a start, it's redundant. 1/4 is already the notation for a quarter/a fourth. So unless you read it as quarterer, you're arguing something based on, at best, an incredibly local linguistic quirk.
It's really weird how they can all sit around and pat themselves on the back for being big hearted christians and caring and blah blah southern hospitality and in the same breath be so blase about napalming palestine.
>jack: I like to analyze things
this nigga can't even read the instructions on a box to figure out how he started a grease fire
The last time I got dragged to church, it was an evangelical one.
In one sermon the pastor voiced his support for Israel, opposition to gay marriage, and his criticism of evolution.
In a sermon about parental relationships.
>pre chopped garlic
>beans not even rinsed to get rid of the shitty juice
>no chili powder
>burned coffee encrusted brisket
I am so glad I never have to eat what he makes, no wonder his kid turned to drugs
I'm thinking about making a Ja/ck/ caw in a wrestling game just to beat the shit out of. Who should destroy that muppet lipped faggot? I know he talks shit about Guy Fieri a lot because he's jealous and salty at Food Network because they won't give him the time of the day.
the guys from the show that made him cry
If you do this please put that shit on youtube
this video is incredible. it demonstrates clearly what a deeply dissatisfied, resentful and petty person jack is. notice the compensating rhetoric he employs every single time he has to explain why he won't win, almost as if he's trying to warn people that the ones judging are beneath him and somehow won't have the palate necessary to enjoy his food
I miss /joey/ threads... They had so much lore. But let's face it, Ken's influence ruined him. let's remember the good times.
Does he even still do it? He just got old to me, he's well beyond his peak. Not any wet farts and woos left I guess. Things started going downhill around the time he started putting up a privacy sheet over his window.
He started hanging a piece of cloth over his drivers side window to keep the nonsubscribers from seeing him in his IRL element. I stopped watching soon thereafter. The joey I knew and loved didn't afraid of strangers or local law enforcement seeing him film his segment. He got meek and started trying to be too professional, I blame ladytrace and Ken.
I don't remember. Tbh I never cared for his schtick, but I watched it when he was spammed here. Maybe some Joey historian can point you in the right direction. I do know for a fact he became very self conscious and hung a sheet over his window for awhile, not sure if he continued. Like I said, that's when I stopped watching him.
>shitty theme song
>still using the no bullying comic creator character
OH MY GOD. jack lives in the hendersonville goodlettsville area of tn?? i grew up one town over in greenbrier and had a shit load of friends that went to beech high school.
I live in Nashville now, and to know that jack lives so close to me is unsettling. does anybody know what church he goes to? i fucking guarantee you it's long hollow baptist. (possibly cornerstone)
I found his old church but I couldnt find his new. was looking for it to find this qt he harrasses at a church lunch
I'm pretty sure in the christian coffee video they say it's Cornerstone. I don't think it's any baptist church, in the video Tammy says she was trying to avoid that bc Jack couldn't handle it or osmething.
dear joey animation anon,
you were a qt.
[spoiler]any chance you could repost that pic of you with the cig and skull staff?[/spoiler]
>tfw he looks like a fat retarded version of my dad and uncle
thank god they lost weight and got rid of their goatees
cornerstone is a mega church right outside of nashville and the preacher is a convicted murderer who has done is time and is changed or whatever blah blah. sounds like the crazy shit jack would be into. here's an interesting article about what a fraud the preacher is.
Broey historian here, I remember distinctly the outrage that happened here when Joey introduced the privacy sheet alongside his fucking shit "Healthy Fast Food Review" series. Watch this, it's literally like he's high on percocet:
>the face of the man who kills moms and doesn't give no fucks
Thanks i thought you'd stopped lurking here.....you should do one on jack as well
Yea fucking this is why I gave up. If your going to make a name for yourself by being self destructive and alive, follow through. It's better to burn out than to fade away (especially if your an attention whoring hack). Or just shut up. Kurt knew his role.
from the nashville scene story
According to newspaper accounts, Jo Ella remarks on the paint can left behind by the painters.
Somehow, Davis spills paint on his boots. He'll later claim he "snaps," blaming it on drug abuse.
From another room, Payne hears the sound of scuffling feet from the kitchen or dining room, according to retired Capt. John Looper of the Irving Police. He comes out to see what is happening.
When Payne enters the hallway, police say, he sees Davis stabbing Jo Ella with a buck knife, cutting her throat and severing her carotid artery and windpipe. The blade penetrates so deeply that it bites into her spinal cord, nearly decapitating her. Blood sheets down her dress.
basically he spills paint in her house, snaps, into a "drug induced rage and fucking kills her?
>cutting her throat and severing her carotid artery and windpipe. The blade penetrates so deeply that it bites into her spinal cord, nearly decapitating her. Blood sheets down her dress.
new episode is up
Looks like he didn't fuck up as much as usual
No it's fine. Everyone else cheated, and they have bad taste anyway. His top ingredients including unwashed canned beans, jarred salsa and year old frozen brisket meant that he had the superior chilli.