Tonight I saw this picture of a sandwich and decided it looked good. I am currently in the process of making this and will post pictures of the procedure in this thread.
The ingredients, mostly. Lobster is expensive and I'm out of macaroni
Doesn't look all that unusual to me. I've been to plenty of places that offer lobster pasta, usually in a cream sauce. All this did was shove it between two pieces of toast. Which, again, some manner of breadstick is usually added to the pasta dish.
We're off to a promising start. Please, go on.
There exist worse things.
What did you have for dinner /ck/?
Why didn't you get a separate pan for toasting? Your bread didn't even get any heat.
Use a separate pan to make a cheese sauce.
You could have made this at least somewhat decent.
for real, if he didn't just put spaghetti in between two fucking pieces of bread i wouldn't be so grossed out. why couldn't you just have the bread on the side?? rubbed a bit of garlic and olive oil on that bitch and had you a decent meal that a normal human being would eat, not some fucking prison food thing
>pre sliced white bread
>peanut butter jar on stove for some reason???
>can't tell if seasoned with pepper or just teflon flakes from the pan
>plate covered in stains from previous "meals", pubes and mouse turds
By the way, what mental illnesses do you have?
Thank God OP's only pretending to be a sick, disgusting slob who can't cook.
>dishes in the tub
>oven parts in the tub
>rinses them off with water
>that coagulated nasty butter or cheese or what the fuck
Why does this exist
I just got the sudden urge to clean the fuck out of my entire house and shit
These people are real
>grilled lobster mac and cheese
>Doesn't have lobster or macaroni
this thread is fucking gold
This triggers me desu. Im not a food snob and I eat shit quite often, but why the fuck do people name something they cooked after something it just isn't? Like that one spic girl on YouTube who made "carbonara" by putting chicken soup and sausage in pasta, or Jack's Lazy Man's Lasagne which is literally a pasta bake with penne. Has he never heard of a pasta bake?
I'd eat the shit out of both of those terrible meals but I wouldn't make cheese on toast and unironically call it pizza.
Despite the everything in the video the one thing that fucking got me was the toilet fries. He's a fucking hoarder. Why in the fuck would he put fries in the pot, think "Oh boy howdy dilly dee I got too many fries" and then instead of putting some back into the bag he starts throwing them into the toilet to flush.
De-shell lobster after steamed, then add meat to frying pan with butter, and fry it in low temperature, whilst adding a tiny bit of vinegar and a teaspoon of sugar into the mix. Then add cream into the mix and let simmer.
If you do it right, the cream wont curdle but will thicken perfectly.
Simultaneously, make your mac&cheese
Then combine the two..
-Nova Scotian here; I live in a lobster fishing community
Well a bit of water goes into it, not much; boiling it full of water makes it rubbery. And yes, I forgot salt; that's crucial.
Btw, most Canadian lobster comes out, not just from our province, but out of our wharves and lobster pounds. I worked in construction and out on the sea catching the little devils; I've built tanks to hold em, large tanks that holds up to 1 million pounds. Ive worked with experienced lobster fishermen catching them, hauling trawls, boarding them, filling bait, and running em aft. I know restaurant owners locally who take pride in their businesses, and I talk with people who share local recipes that we've grown into and enhanced ever since the mayflower brought us to the new world.
holy fucking shit this thread
>hairs and other shit on plate
>substituting literally everything but the bread
i was laughing non stop at the rat poo and literally lost my shit when I realized he cut the cheese with a pizza cutter. this is seriously the hardest I've laughed at something on /ck/ and possibly 4chan completely
OP you are one sick puppy
11/10 someone screen cap this shit my god this is fucking top tire shit