>fries are served in a miniature fryer
>serving is also smaller than normal serving
Serving a full Irish Breakfast in a frying pan. Fucking ridiculous you can hardly cut the food because of the sides of the pan. Stopped eating at that place even though the food is really good.
> order salt and pepper squid in chink restaurant
> the squid pieces are so large that I have to hold each piece firmly in my chopsticks while biting it in half with my mouth and setting the other half down in my rice bowl.
I thought the whole point of chopsticks was having conveniently bitesized pieces of food
It's what poor, coastal city dwelling urban trash call states that aren't California or New York to make themselves feel better about living in their dystopian prisons that they call home.
Serving drinks in these weird as fuck jars. Just give us a normal glass, I don't want to feel like a hipster.
Here, in Europe, they serve us one french fry and we're lucky if we can finish the whole thing. You Americans who eat a 10 or 12 fries must weigh over 120 lbs. Fat fucks. Pig disgusting.
Slates. Especially if they serve ice cream on it. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? I signed up for a meal, not fucking crystal maze.
full pleb. ketchup is easily the most shit of all condiments. kill yourself.
mixed drinks are for women. if you don't knock down a pint or liquor neat/on the rocks, you're a faggot
>when they don't bring the salad out before the meal
>"oh i'm so sorry it will be right out"
>get salad, take one bite and food comes out
>just forget the salad. i mean at this point it's too late.
>you're now imagining metal cutlery scraping against that.
not him, but even McDonald's does that shit here, pic related. Not on mention every burger place they're copying that's taking their business.
>order a burger and fries from some restaurant
>both come on a small wooden board
>fries in some kind of small pot or basket
>burger has a wooden skewer out the top
>portion sizes would literally starve an african child
They've started new make-your-burger meals where you choose custom ingredients on a kiosk.
The fries for the meal come in that basket as part of the "gourmet burger" experience.
the calorie requirements only apply if you want to maintain muscle mass.
Unless you require those extra 50kg of fat I don't think you can call it requirements
>One side costs $5
>Big combo platter comes with 5 sides for $10
>very great deal
>All sides are frozen or worse quality sides than the ones they give for $5
>they don't mention this at all
I know it's a business and they gotta get rid of shit but if i had not previously had one of their sides on its own i would have said the food was shit and never returned.
>Order some meat and vegetables in a pub
>All of it comes in a pan
>Order some chips at a small restaurant
>They come in a glass
>Plates are squares, glasses are almost bowls
>brother buys 10 mason jars to drink out off
>mfw never uses them because all he drinks are ipas out of bottles
Pretty sure it's one of those hot things where you're given a raw steak and a 800° paver to cook it on. The epitome of a shitty serving trend. They probably make the customer sign a waiver too. An alternative is the same but instead of a paver, they do it on a slab of salt, not sure how that wouldn't completely JUST your steak.
>eating with your hands after touching that.
I'll pass fąm
buy little fryers here:
not a shill, but folks seem to like these things -
>go to store
>comes in sealed "bag"
>store owner giggles while giving me my change
>orfer spaghetti noodles with red sauce
>noodles served on plate with balls of meat
>jam noodles in pockets
You can only compress it so much before stuff starts falling or leaking from the sides. When you take a bite, the contents will be pushed to the back and began falling out there while you get a mouthful of bread.
To be fair, I typed out the f.a.m as well as s.m.h and t.b.h parts using Cyrillic a in place of Latin a and Cyrillic H (N) for Latin H in that post, but the mods were too smart for that. :-(
yes because inward pressure on something does not make it expand. If you push the bottom bun and the top bun both inward towards the patty, the only fucking thing that can happen is it expands as it narrows in height. How are you seriously so fucking stupid? You can not compress the height of the burger without it expanding to the sides. It is physically impossible and there is literally no fucking argument to this what so ever. None. At all.
With a more sensibly stacked burger, you could possibly compress it using the air inside the burger and between the ingredients. With the burger pictured, there is no way you could compress it to a size which fits comfortably into a normal person's mouth without stuff falling out. That guy must be a lard as who's used to stuffing his face with huge mouthfuls because it's the only way to consume such large quantities of food in a reasonable amount of time.
My mouth can comfortably fit about two inches, sacrificing width. I'm sure the burger can be squashed while kept intact, but not to a degree at which it would comfortably fit in your mouth.
I suppose unless some forensic burger expert comes along we'll have to agree to disagree. I'd bet good money you could squash that thing, intact, down to comfortably less that two inches.
Nobody lives in California because they are trying to escape the crippling living expenses here. Democratically controlled states are extremely harsh on the poor. I should know, I'm in California and I can barely survive the taxes and expenses are so high.
Same case as this dude. I live in California and I spend 70% of my income on a tiny fucking studio and I work 50 hours a week. I don't even live somewhere like San Francisco where the rent is even more retarded. If I wasn't born here I'd never live here.
except you need money to do that
Be strong calibro, we'll make it.
>tfw need money to pay for college to get a better job
>tfw can't save up for college even when current job pays $11.00 an hour and I'm sharing the rent.
Being more on topic, it's fucking annoying that some restaurants need to throw in exotic ingredients just to be different. I had a goat cheese quesadilla once and it tasted like rabbit food mixed in with congealed vomit.
Yeah it's p good. Vinegar is part of what gives ketchup its flavor, and what makes it pair so well with fries.
If I'm given a sub-Heinz ketchup if I can I'll add vinegar to it to improve the flavor.
whilst the energy provided by larger servings can be beneficial the form the energy is in (transfats - fryer oil) is most definitely not. So eat oven baked hand cut sweet potato chips broheim, your aorta will thank me.
>5 Star restaurant
>chef comes out to greet me and tells me the story of how he caught the cow with his bare hands
>asks me if i would like to see the inhumane slaughter of the cow
>tell him it's fine and order some homemade wine
>seconds later my steak is ready
>served on a stone slab and dripping with blood nice and rare just how i like it
>waiter hands me a knife and tells me to dig in
>knife is made of stone
>realize my plate is a stone
>and so is my table
>waiter was wearing the skin of the cow
>realize i am in the stone age
>get charged 7 goats plus chicken tip
>stone age food is finest food
well, thats just like, your opinion, man.
>I drink out of mason jars because I happen to have them around
>use mason jars to store leftovers
>use mason jars for produce like berries or mushrooms
>use standard size mason jars as a shotglass
>except you need money to do that
Nah, you just need a job lined up and some cash for gas. Toss your shit in your car and go.
Just let a few wetbacks fuck your boipussy to drum up the gas money.
>go to half decent restaurant
>order deep fried cod with fries
>waitress brings order
>here's your "fish and chips!"
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Yeah if your food isn't served on/in a clog, you're missing out.
Really good belgian beer, shame about the stupid glass. I always ask for a normal one.
>not drinking beer out of a retro car horn
>2pc - 2.49
>4pc - 3.59
>16pc - 7.49
probably have this all wrong but this is sonic's idea of selling mozzarella sticks. it's either too little to bother cooking to order or too much to eat alone.
>be in some novel diner in universal studios
>all the soft drinks are served without lids to be authentic
>as soon as i get mine i spill it
>someone else spills theirs during the course of my meal
>waitress spills one carrying it to a table on our way out
>mfw no face when shit was just dumb
>>fries are served in a miniature fryer
if you don't like their presentation you can fuck right off
>serving is also smaller than normal serving
go be fat somewhere else while you're at it
>not ordering kwak purely for the glass
I always get at least one glass when I go to the one place in town that has it. It tastes p good too until it gets a bit too warm and the alcohol taste starts overpowering the other notes.