>go to taco bell for the first time
>order a taco and a steak quesarito
>quesarito is literally 3 rubbery steak cubes with ranch dressing wrapped in a tortilla
>taco is literally the same shit i make at home
Why do people eat here?
Because you have to not be such a pleb and know what to order.
>Pic related is literally some of the finest cuisine on Earth
For me it's nostalgia.
If you can't make a better taco at home than you get at taco bell, it's basically time to retire from life. But even if that's the case, unless you live in the middle of nowhere, there's a decent mexican (or pseudo mexican) place somewhere around you that makes a decent taco.
That said, there's something very specific about the taco bell soft taco supreme that every once in awhile I just get a craving for. Back in college taco bell was my go to for drunken/hungover/just lazy, because they were open late and really cheap. Despite that it's unquestionably shit tier food, and I can make way better myself, sometimes it's just what I'm in the mood for.
If you have no nostalgic ties to the place, don't start eating there. It's basically low end of shit tier.
Oh look, its a taco bell thread again, and the exact same picture being posted proclaiming how fucking amazing that thing is.
When will shilling fastfood be a bannable offense on /ck/?
>order a taco
>get a taco
wow holy shit who saw that coming
>what is the point of convenience food
get a fucking job so you don't lay around mommy's house all day and you'll realize why they sell food around town
I go for the often changing food menu and delicious double decker tacos, plus pic related
I've been there enough times to know that neither of those things are true about the quesarito, as in legitimately not possible. And if you make tacos like that at home, you make pretty shitty tacos.
Well I didn't start the Taco Bell threads, but I'll be damned if I don't give the meximelt it's due praise whenever I see a Taco Bell thread.
>And yes it is me posting that same image every fucking time, so quit being a faggot and go pick up a couple meximelts and join the party
What's so good about them? It looks like standard taco bell fare. Not that I wouldn't like it, I just don't see anything to make it better than say a soft taco or burrito supreme. You just like that particular combination of ingredients?
>What's so good about them?
That's the great riddle that fast food historians have been working to solve since the emperor Meximelt was created.
It's very basic, but the spices and low tier Pico and cheese they use combines together to create a literal superfood.
It's like trying to solve an ancient Chinese riddle trying to figure out why, though
>not ordering the drippy crunchy spicy savory soft goddess taco that is the pic related CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH
what's wrong with you people?
also the little cinnabon-covered icing pouches are good.
beefy fritos burrito for $1 each..I order 3 and can't even finish 1.5 because I get so full. But I'll be damned if every single one was different on the inside. One had liquid cheese, one I think had baby poop instead, and one had both of those and out of all 3 (I reheated the rest later on so my other $1.50 wasn't a waste) I got maybe like 6 fritos. Fritos are cheap as heck. What gives? But the steak quesarito when I ordered it both times always had a lot of steak (a lot for this place) and not just 3 little cubes and there was no ranch dressing but I think it had chipotle sauce and cheese and steak. Some bites had a few grains of rice even. It's like a party in my mouth.
>ranch dressing in a quesarito
nice try faggot it comes with chipotle
Who /crunchwrap/ here?
I've been looking at the Boss Wraps, since they seem to be like Crunchwraps except with guacamole and no nacho cheese sauce, so I dunno.
I tried the Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap years ago and liked it, and it's never been available in Oregon since... or if it has, I've missed it like a damn fool.
Straight up, I only go there and get one thing ever. I get a five dollar big box meal. It was a better deal when it first came out, but I like the cheap gamble of putting my faith in the shit fast food gods. Also why when me and my friends get drunk we send one guy with cash and random number orders to the fast food place of his choice, it's just damn fun.
Babby discovers Meximelt, now must enlighten the world, not realizing that it's been on the menu for over 30yrs yet it is completely obscure because no one except his dumb has ever ordered one. It was only kept there because waiting for the Babby Messiah to come.
Truth is those things are the most boring bland things on the menu. Think "picky 3yr olds" that havent reached 4-5yr erase where everything must be bland + Cheesey and goopy to be enjoyed.
Your work here is done anon... Maybe now you can go out into the world and discover some other obscure shit that we have all been missing out on, like Bluetooth, car backup cameras, and bicycle mudflaps.
Only things I get at Taco Bell are the cheesy potato burrito and grilled stuffed nacho. You can try to tell me those two things aren't delicious but you'll be full of shit.
Just like I am after I eat at Taco Bell.
I recommend potatoes done in a casserole dish with shitloads of cheese, cream, and a bit of milk. Might be heavy enough to emulate it. Taco Bell potatoes always feel so fatty, when they're literally just fucking potatoes.
I mean just making the crispy roasted seasoned cube potatoes, so I can add them to my own burritos and such. Chef John had a decent looking video for it, need to get around to trying it at some point.
its literally impossible for them to mess up that way considering they have no way to dispense large amounts of ranch
they would have to go to a connected KFC/Pizza Hut section, grab a bunch of ranch dressing cups, and then open them directly onto the burrito
I have a friend who, every time he goes to taco bell, drops a huge duquis in the bathroom and doesn't flush. And he goes to taco bell a lot.
Which means he waits until 2pm almost every day to poop. Hell, I think sometimes he only goes to taco bell to poop.
I'm not entirely sure why I decided to share that with you all.
5 layer. My nigga . I'm outta here.
XXL Nachos (or now known as baus nachos) are returning soon, Who's ready?
All I hear about taco bell is that it makes people shit. This is from plebs. So from what I gather even plebs don't like taco bell too much.
My friend in high school used to work there and he was pretty retarded. Widely known as a retard. His brother had a mental disability. But he said taco bell was disgusting.
The two people I know who liked it were under the impression it was either "authentic Mexican cuisine" or "better than that slop you get at a taco truck."
>not getting a beef gordita supreme meal deal (no sour cream, add lava sauce, with baja blast to drink), a shredded chicken mini quesadilla, and a spicy potato soft taco autistically every time you visit taco bell
fast & convenient, and they're everywhere. if you like their hot sauce, just drive around looking for taco bells and clean out their self-serve fire sauce. no need to buy hot sauce again.