I need sum help. I've got plenty of cannabutter but no recipe.
Post your best recipes.
Melt it on low heat, mix with melted peanut butter and or chocolate (get good chocolate faggot) and confectioners sugar.
Delicious fudge. Uses only low heat so good compounds are not destroyed like when you try to make brownies or cookies at home.
My friends made a really good pumpkin pie recently. They baked the crust with cannabutter and added extra to the pumpkin filling, and then did cinnamon and nutmeg and I think I caught a taste of allspice. It honestly tasted great.
My late stepmother made an awsome and easy dish. Boil a bunch of shell pasta and drain. Add a can of crushed tomatoes and stir. Put butter in the mix until happy. It is best hot and fresh (it went so fast it never got cold).
just put that magical weed butter on a saltine cracker and chomp chomp chomp homie. you really get the full effect then. I ate 0.4 grams worth of hash oil(dabs) that i had melted into some butter on one cracker. holleeeee shit was i fucking blitzed and i have a stupid high tolerance due to dabbing all day.
1. Simmer butter on low
2. Chop 5 chilies
2. Dice 2 whole onions
3. Mix chilies and onions in a bowl with you're hands
4. Immediately rub your eyeballs
5. Dip ballsack into hot butter
6. Fuck you you fucking faggot
HEY GUYS I HAVE TO TAKE A DRUG TEST AT WORK TOMORROW
I HAVE TO PASS ONE IN THE 50ng / L THRESHOLD
IT'S BEEN LIKE 3 WEEKS SINCE I TOUCHED MARY JANE
AM I OK?
no you will fail
i recommend not eating or excersizing and only drinking water and lots of it... like non stop untuil ur test
take some b-12 vitamins and plenty of creatin 4 hours before the test
otherwise use ur vacation days and dedicate them to detoxing
>tfw when I abstained for 2 months, passed my new job piss test, and just hit the clinic for edibles and hash
A bunch of shake... stems, leaves, whatever, and whatever bud you/your friends/the recipient wants to throw in, a mickey of vodka, two pounds of butter, and enough water to cover the weed by 2-3 inches in a large stockpot.
let it all simmer (if in doubt, bring the water to a boil, and then turn it down until it no longer boils before adding everything else) for 2-3 hours, adding water as necessary to make sure that the butter will float above the marijuana... remove from heat, and allow the butter to solidify.
>cool kid offers you weed
>immediately announce to him that you're going to narc on him
>"yeah, kids are going to think i'm cool"
What the fuck kind of fascist police-worshipping reefer-bogeyman scaredy grandma knitting circle wrote this utter bullshit? This would get a kid fucking beaten up all day.
I won't deny marijuana, like any substance illicit or otherwise, can be addictive, but I'm more hooked on caffeine and jacking off than I am pot. Stopped smoking about a month ago for a new state job that randomly drug tests after toking daily for six years and I have yet to get headaches, shivers or bouts of insanity. I'll admit that I was bored out of my fucking mind the first week, but then I started lifting and reading Stephen King novels.
Ask for a retest since there's such a high risk of false positive. Just keep drinking water and doing cardio until then. Even if you don't pass the second test, at least you've screwed your employer out of a couple hundred bucks.
No this is bad advice. Depending on the concentration of cannabinoids in the butter, just substituting it in any old recipe is a recipe for disaster because you'll probably end up having way too much in a serving.
Just make brownies or cookies or anything that you can break em up into smaller pieces.
thats oil for ya. I have never made stronger edibles then the time I used hash, I estimated about regular amount of THC per cookie but they were insanely more potent than ever. Not sure if my weed decarb method suck or its oil but that's the easiest and most rewarding way to make canabutter.
Take trim. If you don't have trim stop process. Break trim into manageable size. Place in crock pot. Add butter and wait for it to melt. You should have enough butter to cover the trim. Cook on low for 2-8 hours. Doesn't really matter. I've gone up to 8 hours because I had shit to do. You can also use any other cooking oil.
The weed you lose is nothing compared to the thc absorption you'll get if you prepared it right. Smoking weed actually wastes a fuckton of thc. Maybe if you vape it you'll get close to the absorption you get with edibles. I wouldn't bet on it though
I use a cup for a batch of 24, and people are coming back saying it knocks them on their ass. One of my chick friends ate only half of one and she almost had a panic attack. She had no tolerance, but it still made me happy my product was good.
Selling this shit in college is so fucking easy in college man, I paid $240 for 3 oz of reggie and I charge $10 per brownie with a little less than a gram in each one. You do the math.
So I like to think of it this way. How much flower or trim would I like to smoke in a session. If you know how much total THC or flower you used making your butter that should be used to determine how much you would feel comfortable smoking in a day. Because you can be high for up to 24 hours. Also I recommend using coconut oil in the future because coconut oil is higher in saturated fat and to me does a better extraction.
depends on if you were a regular smoker 3 weeks ago
If you smoked more than twice a week for a while, you probably need another couple of weeks
If you consumed more occasionally you might be fine for 50ng/L
Lol nah man, 3*28 *$10= $840 of income, -$240= $600 profit. You also have to take into account cost of brownie mix and shit but my parents pay for my food so I just buy it with my normal shopping stuff. And I'm not even doing it for the money, at this point it's so I can buy a steady stream of weed, alcohol, shrooms, lsd, mdma and whatever other drugs I feel like doing.
Next year I'm gonna get my friends to pitch in to buy a volcano vaporizer. You can vape the weed and still use it in brownies afterwards, and they'll be as good or better than the ones I'm making now since we'll be using higher quality weed. Our apartment is gonna be stuffed to burst with goodies.
The great thing about being kinda geeky in high school is that by the time college hits you know how to tons of shit without getting caught.
Are you autistic or do you hold a place in the senate?
Take a double chocolate chip cookie recipe you like and sub reg butter for cannabutter and the chocolate chips for twice the amount of andes chunks. Mint and chocolate do a good ass job of hiding the taste. Freeze your excess dough so you can have cookies shortly after they bake when they taste best.