College student here. Just turned 21.
Alcohol is expensive. Do I really have to drink shit beer if I wanna get drunk for cheap? Which drinks can I buy for minimal price that don't taste like piss?
You'll have a hard time being picky while wanting to be drunk.
Go ahead and buy your more expensive alcohol that your baby taste buds can "enjoy", drink some of that, then when you're buzzed you switch over to the cheap shit.
I'd get some very cheap vodka and drink vodka tonic to death
you can do the same with whiskey and coke if you're into that
anyway get some very cheap but alcoholic shit and mix it with something else to make it bearable, then drink a lot of it
There's always parties but I got tired of those during Sophomore year unless my friends were throwing them
Your local bar should have some cheap house cocktails that are palatable that would get you fucked up
Bowling alley near my school sells piss cheap beer, like 50 cents some nights for a couple hours
You're better off buying your own stuff at the liquor store like a really cheap handle of vodka, throw it in the freezer for a while, goes down like milk
Make your own, it's really easy.
All you need is yeast and a cheap bottle of juice. Put the yeast in the bottle and put the cap on loose enough so the CO2 can escape. Leave it to ferment for at least 2-3 days, but the longer the better.
Fucking pussy. Why would you want to taste garbage and not get drunk? Trying to look cool and hip? Kill yourself.
Drink red wine. Is there a Trader Joe's near you? Two-and-a-Half-Buck-Chuck, Charles Shaw cab or shiraz. Match wine with food, at the very least vegetables and cheese and bread or other lightweight finger food. You're not in a hurry -- it's the chase, not the kill.
>Which drinks can I buy for minimal price
Old Crow -
Evan Williams green label - $9.99
Skol (any plastic bottle vodka, really) - $11-14
Sometimes you can find no-name gin for bargain prices, stuff is usually 80-100 proof so it will do the job
>that don't taste like piss?
Evan Williams black label is $12.99. On the rocks or mixed with mexican coca-cola it's pretty good.
Prices from my area (Montgomery County, Tennessee), they can be considerably higher in other areas.
People smoke weed to get high.
People take acid to trip.
People drink alcohol to get a decent buzz or get fucked up.
There's a reason non-alcoholic beer is pretty much impossible to find.
Żubrówka and apple juice
Once you're drunk switch to other, cheaper vodka
>raping drunk women
Expect a knock on your door soon loser. I contacted the internet authorities and they are backtracking your post right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
>Just buy some brewers yeast and dump it in some sugar water.
Also, Sauza is a very good tequila for the cost.
Just start drinking shots of anything though, you'll get used to it.
Oops, forgot pic
drinking bourbon and tequila btw
no chaser, what am I, a princess?
>don't taste like ass
>strong 99 proof
>a bottle shouldn't bring you over 15$
it's just high calorie but then so's most liquor and at least you don't need a filler/chaser.
Also you wanna fuck up your friends make margaritas but switch the triple sec with 99 oranges.
this shit so hard
if you've never had it, I highly recommend the 99 Bananas mixed with Dr. Pepper.
it's heavenly. you can barely taste the alcohol over the strong Dr. Pepper and it blends well. me and my old roommate used to get FUCKED up splitting a bottle.
since you're a college student I'm assuming you're more about getting drunk for cheap than watching calories.
Wow you buy drinks for girls just get them drunk and fuck them? That's pathetic.
We'd just chug the 99 bananas straight.
Love the apples and watermelon.
>drinking with friends
>had only a bottle of this
>sure we can get fugged on it
>hipster mcdouche insulting my girly "weak" tasting bottle
>shot after shot talking about how much stronger his manly scotch will really fuck us up
>tries to stand for some reason
>falls the fuck over
Get wrecked hipsters. For the best price, taste, and alcohol content it can't be beat. Maybe franzia if that's your flavor.
Well I guess that you should go to the six packs and compare the percentages and then get the cheapest with the highest content. I find that for beer the IPA will have a higher average. But you'd have to get used to the hoppy flavor.
If you want something that tastes good and will never give you a hangover try a gin and tonic. Avoid herbal gins, you want something like Bombay sapphire (I only use Ursa Major which you won't find or you could use a vodka which is considerably cheaper).
Three fingers gin
Two ice cubes
1/4" round slice of lime squeezed
Four fingers tonic water
In that order, slightly thicker slice of lime if you're a pussy or a girl. This has my highest recommendation all around for drinking.
Remember that proof is the percentage x2. There's no such thing as 100% alcohol, the max is everclear at 96.6 percent and even that evaporates through the cork over time.
I'm 23 and a girl so my opinion is probably invalid to the majority of experts on here. And I have no clue when price is involved considering that I live in central AK. And my average bottle of liquor is $40 and my wine average is $20. I'm not an alcoholic because I don't go to meetings and I drink almost every day. Because what else should I be doing this far north?
Shit beer isn't a cheap way to get drunk, it's a cheap way to get fat.
Just pick any type of hard liquor and get the cheapest stuff you find palatable, that should get you fuck up pretty quick, especially if you're as much of a baby as you seem.
Grab a beer and freeze down some vodka. Don't mix that vodka though, just take a few sips of the beer if the vodka taste is too strong. You'll eventually learn to love it.
so many people in this thread doesn't get the difference between tolerating a drink and enjoying a drink.
just shop around until you find something you like.
i will tell you though, if there's a trader joe's in your area that's the best chain store to buy wine. lot's of great inexpensive wines.
I'm surprised nobody has said this yet but Screwdrivers are the way to go. You can mix even the shittiest vodka with orange juice and it completely masks the flavor. Add in a little 50/50 or other lemon-lime soda if you want some carbonation
The 80 proof Old grand dad is like $10 for a 750ml bottle, and a helluva lot better than trash like evan williams or cheap piss beer.
Just buy the cheapest liquor available and make mixed drinks with it. Usually the mixer will cover up the shitty taste of the alcohol./
Just go to your local foods co(Krogers) or albersons, They usually have store brand vodka which is $7 for 1.75L fuck, for $5 more you can pick up a chicken dinner or some chinese food depending on which one you go.
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i love being drunk but bourbon, porters, stouts, and some ales are absolutely delicious.
and some rum too.
and trashy sweet liquors.
actually more alcohol tastes amazing to me than not.
Happy belated birthday dude, my 21st was yesterday. First thing I did was buy some Smirnoff, Kahlua and cream and made myself a White Russian. So fucking good. Probably fattening as hell, but that goes with the territory of most alcohol.
I love Old Grand-dad, prefer it to some pricey bourbon actually. $24 for a liter here, you can't go wrong.
I actually kind of prefer Old G-dad 114 proof, you will appreciate the extra kick if you have to carry it in a flask.