It has to be veal. Pork is not allowed or else it's just a "Schnitzel vom Schwein".
The fucking germans often put a disgusting mushroom-sauce ("Jägersauce") on it. They don't know shit about Schnitzel. You have to go to austria for this delicous meal.
This is a chicken fried steak aka schntizel, they're the same thing
you can order this boring shit at almost every restaurant in whole fucking Germany.
Maybe you should order the Wiener Schnitzel not the Jaegerschnitzel.
How dumb are you?
Been to Austria, including Vienna, and a quite a few parts of Germany. It's the same fucking thing.
I made some cheddar and bacon stuffed Wiener schnizel today with some turkey cutlets, turned out pretty good.
Piefke hier, bin noch bis Samstag in Wien. Wo gibt's gescheite Wiener Schnitzel?
Have to say, there's some really nice bars in Vienna. Pic related, our dinner in Hawidere yesterday. Also Käsekrainer are way more important than your Schnitzel dick measuring contest. I bet in Austria most Schnitzels are cheap trash made of Pressfleisch for food delivery services anyway, just like in Germany.
Fuck off m8.
Fuck bullshit health memes. You shouldn't smoke near other people on the same principle that you shouldn't be near other people if you haven't bathed in months.
Shit fucking stinks.
>tfw you haven't been to a bar since they banned smoking
Most of my friends are smokers, I just have to avoid being downwind from them when they're smoking.
Both of my parents smoked a ton, I was very used to it.
When I moved out I ended being numb to the smell. Visited parents and I was amazed how much I noticed it.
You smoke or live closely with smokers and you get used to it.
To people who aren't used to it, being in enclosed spaces with people smoking is like visiting slums in India or being forced to look at a 400 pound woman in lycra.
You go to a bar to drink a lot more than you smoke. You detract from other people drinking by doing something that takes almost no effort to prevent, at no real loss of convenience.
As someone from Vienna this thread is fucking hilarious.
>germans and mountain germans claiming that they invented smažený řízek when it's clearly a czech dish
I got a Wiener you can Schnitzel, right here in my pants, if you know what I mean
Austrians are so fucking stupid it's embarrassing to have them as neighboring country. A wiener schnitzel that doesn't use veal is called "schnitzel wiener art". A schnitzel with jägersauce is a fucking jägerschnitzel.
Wienerschnitzel in Scandinavia is usually served with anchovies and capers, and a slice of lemon of course.
>pounding out a thin cutlet of a different meat and preparing it practically the same way is abomination
Modifying any sacred recipe developed by the ancestors is sacrilege.
You must never, ever make any changes, modifications or substitutions to any recipe, ever.
The ancestors never meant for any of their recipes to be changed in any way, shape or form. Doing so will make them spin in their graves and wander the earth restlessly for all eternity.
>Pork is not allowed or else it's just a "Schnitzel vom Schwein".
objectively wrong. a schnitzel like that is called schnitzel "wiener art". a thin breaded pork schnitzel.
also a good jägersauce is fucking great you uncultured swine. go back to your coffeehouse you filthy half ungarian horsefucker.
I'm this guy
Finally had a Schnitzel yesterday and I habe to say holy shit fuck off fucking Schluchtenscheisser. There's literally nothing special about it and I'd take a Schweineschitzel with Jägersauce over this boring, dry, unexciting shit any time.
Pic related is still the best, Frankfurter Schnitzel mit grüner Soße bei Apfelwein Wagner in Frankfurt, with a nice Bembel full of Äbbelwoi.
Man muss ja jetzt auch mal ganz ehrlich sagen, dass Kalbfleisch echt nichts besonderes ist, was den Geschmack angeht.
Da nehm ich auch lieber ein Schweineschnitzel mit ordentlich Kartoffelsalat oder Bratkartoffeln oder Pommes.
>"UND KANNT I NO AN KETSCHAP HOM?"
Im übrigen bin ich immer wieder überrascht über die Menge an deutschsprachigen Anons auf /ck/.
screw bars. They are mostly just cash wasting places. Spend 1/10th of the money and get some honeys and go out on the boat with store bought liquors and cigarettes and we all talk about our adventures in life. Start a bonfire 10 miles from the shore and relax and watch the stars. Ain't no bigfoot attacking us out there. "Hey ladies, want to come out with me on my private boat and have some fun and party?" ZOMG YES LET'S GO :pull up in a john boat with half a can of gas:
What is /ck/'s opinion on chicken schnitzels and chicken parmigiana?
10 miles from shore. that's guaranteed to get the ladies
>"h-hey Stephanie, wanna go for a ride in my uncle's john boat? it's only a 10 mile walk. let me grab my hello kitty backpack"
>you have to go to austria for this delicous meal
But everybody outside of Austria knows what a wiener schnitzel is and has had one before.
I just saw a German guy in another thread surprised that places other than Germany make decent sausages.
Have you guys really never left your country?