My mother brought over a package of pre-made store bought cinnamon rolls a few days ago, and while they taste fine and have enough icing/cinnamon chunks, they're very VERY dry. Is there a way to transform it into something more palpable?
> acquire can of sweetened condensed milk
> place cinnamon bun on large sheet of clingwrap
> remove inner circle, set aside
> pour a few tablespoons into orofice
> finger that bitch like its your sister, get all the condensed milk all over the inside
> reinsert inner circle of doughy orgasmus
> wrap the little diabeetus nugget and place in furthest reach of dorm room cupboard
> forget about it for a week
> find nugget, discover beautiful, crystalised condensed milk mineral mine
Nothing like a bit of boarding school stoner know-how to fix an otherwise average item of food.