I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my oven is broken. What the fuck do i use?
>want grilled cheese sandwich
>borrow money from Mom
>leave Mom's basement
>go to restaurant
>order grilled cheese sandwich
>start eating it
>somebody once told me starts playing
fuck this lady. "serve some celery sticks with some ra-ranch dressing. anything to get kids to eat their vegetables!"
Because you really want to establish at a young age that the only way to make vegetables palatable is covering them in fat.
1. Lightly toast two slices of bread
2. Go buy a new oven. Put cheese on bread and put under broiler for 40 seconds.
3. Apply mayonnaise to one side, flop onto hot griddle, count down from 45.
4. Apply mayonnaise to the other side. Flip.
5. Count down from 40.
6. Ding. Sandwich is ready. Eat.
7. Wash your hands.