Poor fag here,
I heard a rumor that if you call and complain about the service you received at Chipotle they will give you a free burrito no questions asked...
Does anyone know any free food tips and tricks?
If you go to taco bell, order a bunch of stuff in the drive thru, then add up the cost of all the items and calculate tax, then give the cashier the appropriate amount of money, they will give you all the stuff you order in the drive thru no questions asked (except what kind of hot sauce you want).
Bonus: smile and say "thank you, have a great day" to the cashier. It will make their day marginally better and they may not kill themselves that night because you were polite.
kek. typical poorfag response. Let me guess, you dicked around in school, never acquired any skills other than smoking pot and fucking beat whores, and now the only job you're suited for is being a clerk or busboy?
Fuck off, faggot. I'm not even saying you need to go to college or some shit, in many cases that's even worse. But you should have got off your ass and learned a trade, like welding or being an electrician.
Poor people are poor because it's their own fault. You get so much government assistance, and you practically get to go to college for free. you've got nobody to blame but yourself
I had some unexpected medical bills. Seriously, go live life outside your parents house, shit is harder than you think.
I went to college, I was on the deans list every semester and had academic achievement awards out the ass.
I'm just wanting some free food, you cock sucking /pol/ pieces of shit...
>I went to college, I was on the deans list every semester and had academic achievement awards out the ass
hahahahaha look at this fucking delusion. Lie to strangers on the internet all you want anon, but you can't lie to yourself
you're the delusional one. It's funny cause one day mommy and daddy will be dead and you will be cast out into the cold world to fend for yourself, and since you are such a meek and cowardly fuck no woman will be willing to pickup where your shit parents left off.
You will have to microwave your own hot pockets and after a few months it will become clear that you were living a lie and without any loved ones morally responsible to take care of your candy ass you will kill your self.
Fuck you Ebenezer Scrooge. Go suck the ghost of Christmas past's dick in hell.
>I went to college, I was on the deans list every semester and had academic achievement awards out the ass.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You actually thought those meant shit? Man, I was on the dean's list every semester and had all the accolades to boot. Don't mean shit. College doesn't make you somebody. You were either somebody before you enrolled and will be after, or you'll delude yourself for 4+ years and leave a complete loser.
I know because I'm a loser.
lol look at this butthurt loser. Unlike you, I learned skills in high school. I'm a mechanic and a welder, I make plenty of money. I'm not rich by any means but I can at least comfortably afford my food without having to beg for handouts.
You're a very nice projector, you should get a job at a movie theater
You are the butt hurt loser bitching about the thread. I don't give a single fuck about your shit mechanic career.
Go lube your ass up for your grease monkey coworkers so they can fuck you, and make sure to lie and rip off every single honest person that comes to your piece of shit muffler joint you scumbag fuck.
keep it coming, I can use your loser tears to lube up engine parts
Do your mechanic co workers make you put on a little dress, call you Rosie the Riveter, and make you give them all hand jobs?
I bet you give the best blow job out of all the toothless fucks that work at MIDAS Muffler
kek. OP nuked his own thread by being a little whiny butthurt loser
OP is, as always, a fag
sounds like you got keked my good freind
You're just proving my point, faggot. Everyone told you what you are, a loser begging for handouts. And in true loser fashion, you sperged out like a little kid and started insulting people who HAVE jobs and aren't begging for food.
You have the mentality of a 14 year old.
>hurrr anybody that tells me I'm a faggot is just a little queer who bullies people and they have tiny penises are I fucked their moms!
Protip: any job worth a damn doesn't want to hire a little petulant child
Go fuck your sister you toothless grease monkey redneck sack of shit Your job is a joke.
No one is begging for a handout. Wanting free food is normal. I don't need it or anything. I just want free shit...
Quit using this thread as a forum to talk about how you hate that a black man is in the white house and the best you can accomplish career wise is turning a wrench in some shit hole muffler shop kek
Well, I think you need a reasonable story. It's not hard to make them fuck up. Just order online and leave more than 2 specific requests in the additional instructions field. For example, ask for lettuce and tomatoes on the side or something. They'll probably fuck it up somehow. I don't think they're ever gotten my online orders correct because I like to get many things in containers to prevent soggy leftovers. I've never taken advantage of it because I would feel guilty, but I was very impressed the first time I called and complained.
Holy shit OP you are a whiny little tittybaby who indirectly supports all the criticism against you by continuing to bitch and project.
Can we forget about OP's ludicrous faggotry and get back to discussing places where free food can be acquired?
Its national donut day in the USA and as >>7046113 mentioned you can get a free donut at Safeway (grocery store chain on the east coast) if you're a card member. Dunkin donuts and Krispy Kreme give out free ones too. What else do other anons have to say?
Being a mechanic is a good profession. Working on cars is a very practical and handy skill. Don't be mad because whatever crap career you picked sucks or the fact that your health is shit. You reap what you sow, boyfucker.